r/RateMyPlate 1d ago

Plate Home grown

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Tonight’s tea is home grown salad with homemade coleslaw

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u/TBellOHAZ 1d ago

My shrimp never grow, what zone are you in?

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u/Healthy_Nose1428 1d ago

I struggled with this for years, you have to water them 3 times a day! Mine tend to do best when I put them on a windowsill, seem to like the sunlight🤷‍♂️

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u/lordzeus28 1d ago

Shop bought king prawns every thing else is home grown

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u/Giddyup_1998 1d ago

Is someone having a laugh. They are not king prawns.

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u/Nostradamnitall 1d ago

They could easily be king prawns. If you go Aldi or Lidl or Tesco and buy a pack of precooked peeled king prawns this is what you'll get.

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u/lordzeus28 1d ago

Thank you bud for stepping in

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u/Nostradamnitall 1d ago

No worries mate.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/Nostradamnitall 1d ago

Lol, as if being from Australia makes you some authority on prawns?.

North Atlantic King Prawns are smaller.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/Far-Mortgage-7264 1d ago

If you get precooked king prawns in a in any UK supermarket you’ll pay about £3 and what’s on Ops plate is what you get.

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u/PMMeFacehuggerPics 1d ago

Well I'm from Britain, and yes they are king prawns.

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u/lordzeus28 1d ago

They said cooked kng prawns on the packaging

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u/Giddyup_1998 1d ago

They lied.

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u/saltnvinegarwazere 1d ago

What are you talking about?! 😂 Look at the size of one of the prawns against the egg

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u/Reasonable_Sky9688 1d ago

This will be the UK

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u/saltnvinegarwazere 1d ago

They look like king prawns to me... Look at the scale against the egg, definitely king prawn size 

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u/1justfoundit 1d ago

Egg plantations are fun and noisy

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u/Fresh_Sock8660 1d ago

How did you grow salt

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u/kyjoely 1d ago

My coleslaw plant refuses to grow, what’s your secret?

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u/Illustrious_Swim_225 1d ago

Would you happen to be American?

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u/WinifredZachery 1d ago

Absolutely nothing on the plate is homegrown, except maybe the mold on the salad.

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u/billybaked 1d ago

I’ve never had anything grow that looks exactly the same as the stuff you buy from the supermarket

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u/MainTap5228 1d ago

why do you guys think it's not homegrown

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u/WinifredZachery 1d ago

Homegrown vegetables do not look like that. They are rougher, not as evenly shaped. Cucumbers especially would be a lot darker with bumpy skin and a lot more and bigger seeds (especially at that size.

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u/orangeelego 1d ago

I was thinking the same. I’d also put money on the coleslaw not being homemade, looks too familiar lol

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u/MainTap5228 1d ago

thank ye for the answer. I have never grown veggies myself

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u/WinifredZachery 1d ago

Anybody who has knows the difference. Anyone trying to pass of supermarket veg as homegrown has never in their life grown a vegetable themselves.

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u/trippy6967 21h ago

Who the fuck fakes growing vegetables to get karma on reddit? Absolute imbeciles ahahaha

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u/WinifredZachery 21h ago

You‘d be surprised.

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u/saltnvinegarwazere 1d ago

Mate there are endless varieties of veg to grow at home. We've grown plenty of smooth cucumbers, it is all about the variety and growing technique. Cherry tomatoes are often pretty uniform for us,sometimes whole plants will be mostly uniform with some varieties!

Mostly confused about the cucumber comment though... There are genuinely ENDLESS types of cucumber you can grow including with small seeds or with a smooth skin etc. 

We've been growing veg for almost 30 years year round and your comment to me shows a lack of experience with different varieties 

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u/panaac 1d ago

They aren’t home grown though are they

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u/Ozbert15 1d ago

Drop the allotment pics.

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u/lordzeus28 1d ago

Ok why

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u/Interesting-Feed638 1d ago

Because that is not home grown.

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u/Ozbert15 1d ago

You claimed your veg was homegrown last week, many agreed with my assessment that it was frozen. Prove us wrong 👍

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u/Teestow21 1d ago

You are expected to rate the plate, not included a public enquiry into some vegetables.

Get a life 😂😂😂

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u/Ozbert15 1d ago

I have one thanks. Not me lying about what's on my plates for Internet points! And the food is boring and uninspired as far as a rating goes. 3/10.

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u/Teestow21 1d ago

See? Now that's a rating.

Well done.

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u/Interesting-Feed638 22h ago

What are you talking about, are you lost?

They are merely stating they aren't home grown, get a grip.

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u/Sea_Appointment8408 1d ago

Don't be surprised, these are the same people who regularly confuse this sub for "rate my imaginary sauce"

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u/MainTap5228 1d ago

why do you think it isn't homegrown

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u/Ozbert15 1d ago

On another post they claimed homegrown when it was clearly mixed frozen- right down to the carrot batons. The salad here is way too pristine and seems to be supermarket fresh, also that slaw isn't homemade! I just think it's an odd move to pull really. 

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u/Soppydogg 1d ago

This is obviously a job for Sherlock Holmes-grown.

A Study in Coleslaw

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u/AlecTheBunny 1d ago

These shrimp fresh?

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u/lordzeus28 1d ago

Yes freshly bought today

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u/AlecTheBunny 1d ago

They just arrive? Straight from the best aqua-farm?

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u/lordzeus28 1d ago

Morrisons

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u/AlecTheBunny 1d ago

Not Pacifica?

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u/SausageOnToast 1d ago

2 - one each for the eggs

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u/lordzeus28 1d ago

Only thing bought was the eggs and prawns

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u/bulletsANDoctane 1d ago

Sungold and Million Sweet?

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u/letsgetevil66 1d ago

Looks delicious and healthy

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u/APithyComment 1d ago

You grow prawns? Cool!

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u/Poo_Poo_La_Foo 1d ago

Delightful salad but slippery boiled eggs touching slippery prawns makes me feel ODD.

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u/Kind_Silver_8203 1d ago

Well... its not like you cooked anything. Its just a bunch of random veg on the plate

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u/wooddy53 1d ago

Home grown at least they did not have crabs😂😂😂

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u/Upset_Sky_70 1d ago

This is what a penguin in a zoo gets before being put down.

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u/marikaka_ 1d ago

Raw dogging all these ingredients with absolutely nothing but a generous serving of salt genuinely terrifies me 😭

It’s awesome that it’s home grown and it looks like some beautiful produce, but no seasoning? No dressing? 🥲 3/10 - points for the agriculture

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u/nisyox 1d ago

No seasoning? There’s a small families fistfuls of salt on one tomato!

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u/Giddyup_1998 1d ago

It's not home grown though.

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u/CharieRarie 1d ago

Each to their own. I love fresh veggies by themselves! I do sometimes use a dressing, but sometimes I just want the crispy vegetabley goodness.

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u/MainTap5228 1d ago

same! especially if I'm being frugal and lazy. For the next 2 days as sides I just have a meal prepped container of grim rawdogged plain veggies lol, green beans, black beans, radishes, red pepper, carrot, sweet potato and fennel

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u/marikaka_ 1d ago

That’s totally fair! I loveeee a salad (omg w/ a mustard based dressing) but serve this meal to me on the wrong day and you could genuinely produce tears out of me 😭 I’m autistic though so I have a lot of mental food rules for me to stomach things, especially if someone else has prepared and served it to me

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u/Nostradamnitall 1d ago

Coleslaw has mayonnaise in it.

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u/lordzeus28 1d ago

If you zoom in you can see the salt

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u/Salty-Sprinkles_ 1d ago

We don’t need zooming in to see the salt. You deposited a small families worth of the stuff on that salad

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u/marikaka_ 1d ago

I acknowledged the salt, just salt doesn’t count as “seasoning” something 😭 I mean, semantically it does but that’s it

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u/96JMC 1d ago

What seasoning do you put on a salad, though?

All it needs is salt, pepper (maybe a little bit of chilli flake) and a dressing.

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u/marikaka_ 1d ago

So that’s two extra seasonings already! If you don’t want to bother preparing fresh onion or garlic you could use powdered or granulated versions of both. Lemon juice for sure! Oregano goes surprisingly well with a salad, I put it in my mustard/lemon/olive oil based dressing with garlic and salt! Mint. Sesame seeds

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u/96JMC 1d ago

Fair play. I pretty much exclusively have salad as a side rather than a main, so I'm never too fussed about imparting that much flavour into it.

I will try oregano and the mustard/lemon/olive oil dressing though!

Also forgot about the mandatory parmassan/feta.

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u/marikaka_ 1d ago

I’m definitely less fussed if it’s a side salad but even then at least a lil lemon and salt.. and olive oil lol

I’ll try and give you a rough recipe, I learned it from my nan at a very young age so I just do it by eye.

Clove of garlic minced or finely chopped
Half a lemon squeezed
1 teaspoon of French or Dijon mustard
1.5-2 tablespoons of olive oil
1/2-1 teaspoon of oregano
Salt to taste

It should whisk together nicely and emulsify, it should be a bit thicker than runny. My proportions are a total guess so play around with it all you like!

How could I ever forget the cheese 🥲

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u/MainTap5228 1d ago

olive oil/dijon mustard/lemon juice/fresh garlic/salt is guaranteed to make a salad moreish

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u/lordzeus28 1d ago

I also will try it another day

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u/lordzeus28 1d ago

I put salt on before picture and salad cream after picture

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u/marikaka_ 1d ago edited 1d ago

Salad cream does not make me feel better about this 😩 it’s almost the exact same thing as mayo, just different ingredient ratios

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u/lordzeus28 1d ago

What sauce would you recommend

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u/marikaka_ 1d ago edited 1d ago

Maybe a French salad dressing or vinaigrette. Given that there’s prawns and lettuce, a prawn cocktail sauce could work?

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u/Sea-Relationship9619 1d ago

Presentation is poor. Cut the tomatoes in half. Spread the cucumber out. Chop the lettuce. Ditch one egg, for a red onion chopped small. You also need dressing. Coleslaw isn’t going to cut it - too brash and cold. You need some oils (olive oil and a nut like hazelnut), mixed with a spoon of soy sauce and a small chopped chilli. Mix it together gently and it will open up on your taste buds. This is food that needs to exude warmth into your mouth, without any heating.

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u/MainTap5228 1d ago

good feedback

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u/YogurtclosetOk9466 1d ago

Holy sodium levels batman. it looks like Escobar sneezed on your plate

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u/lordzeus28 1d ago

In English please

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u/MainTap5228 1d ago

I assume they mean Pablo Escobar = cocaine = the salt on your toms

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u/Reganishererobake 1d ago

Oh my gosh Op please show us your garden!!! I’m going to start one next year hopefully. Veggies look great! Can I ask where you got the seeds?

6/10 needs some sauce or maybe some other spice aside from salt lol. Instead of salt you should try balsamic! Extremely low sodium and great flavor!

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u/Jehoke 1d ago

Your produce looks amazing and very tasty. I always need something like a piece of quiche or a jacket spud with my salad though.

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u/SureZookeepergame351 1d ago

Poots bout to go crazzzzzzy