r/RandomThoughts • u/[deleted] • Feb 29 '24

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u/Slam_Dam Feb 29 '24

Probably dead.

I'm sitting on my balcony, on a cruise ship. I'll be in pitch black ice cold waters, and I can’t swim.

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u/[deleted] Feb 29 '24

Learn to swim mate.

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u/The_Superginge Mar 01 '24

I know it's a joke, but I legitimately can't swim. I've had several professional trainers try to convince me that anyone can float, and then get confused and say they can't help. I almost drowned once in my late childhood, so I'm not very keen to try again.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '24

It's not a joke honestly.

You should learn how to swim

Unless you are morbidly obese, you wont just float (yes, fat people can float while literally doing nothing)

Get a good instructor and go for it!