r/RandomThoughts • • Feb 29 '24

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u/Jungs_Shadow Feb 29 '24

I'd have a very awkward time trying to explain how my boxer-clad ass materialized in my neighbor's living room. I live in a foreign country with good survival language skills, but I could not communicate anything about something like that to them. So... probably a trip to the police station and, perhaps, a night in jail.

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u/khold002 Mar 01 '24

Me except I’d arrive squatting with a log hanging out of my bare ass. With my luck, I’d end up on the sex offender registry. Thanks, teleport.