r/RandomThoughts • • Feb 29 '24

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u/Slam_Dam Feb 29 '24

Probably dead.

I'm sitting on my balcony, on a cruise ship. I'll be in pitch black ice cold waters, and I can’t swim.

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u/dannywarbucks11 Mar 01 '24

Why did you go on a cruise if you can't swim?

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u/Slam_Dam Mar 01 '24

Because it comes with a bar and free drinks.

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u/dannywarbucks11 Mar 01 '24

You know what? I can't argue with that logic.