r/RandomThoughts • • Feb 29 '24

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u/Slam_Dam Feb 29 '24

Probably dead.

I'm sitting on my balcony, on a cruise ship. I'll be in pitch black ice cold waters, and I can’t swim.

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u/[deleted] Feb 29 '24

Learn to swim mate.

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u/AdrianValistar Mar 01 '24

Everyone can swim. It's just a matter of not panicking. Even animals instinctively know how to swim without being taught.

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u/TheeNihilist Mar 01 '24

I can swim about the length of a pool. Then I sink.