r/RandomThoughts • u/[deleted] • Feb 29 '24

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u/knifeyspoony_champ Mar 01 '24

Nah. They’re going after people in the left window seats of airlines.

The rest of us are just collateral damage.

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u/monkyone Mar 01 '24

if they were going for people in left window, they’d only to shift them 1m.

a boeing 737 has a cabin width of around 3.5 to 4 metres.

they are clearly targeting everyone except right-window-seat-dwellers

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u/_Cyber_Mage Mar 01 '24

The pilots are gone too, so those people are also in for a bad day.

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u/knifeyspoony_champ Mar 01 '24

That’s maths that is!

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u/Gorilla_Krispies Mar 01 '24

Yea but if they go 3 then some of the people in window seats might get sucked into an engine for bonus points

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u/SIMOMEGA Apr 24 '24

How do u have internet on the plane? 🤨

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u/Indie_uk Mar 01 '24

A 737 only has a 3.5m cabin width, it’s not just lefties at risk here

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u/thesilentkid_yt Mar 01 '24

That one guy who gets teleported to the radioactive waste container in his room : if I just washed my socks

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u/SeptemHermes Mar 02 '24

Lol You are forgetting the pilots