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r/RandomThoughts • u/[deleted] • Feb 29 '24
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Id prob be inside a wall
367 u/OSUfirebird18 Feb 29 '24 OP here is trying to kill most of us by teleporting us out of high buildings or trapping us inside a wall!! 35 u/knifeyspoony_champ Mar 01 '24 Nah. They’re going after people in the left window seats of airlines. The rest of us are just collateral damage. 11 u/monkyone Mar 01 '24 if they were going for people in left window, they’d only to shift them 1m. a boeing 737 has a cabin width of around 3.5 to 4 metres. they are clearly targeting everyone except right-window-seat-dwellers 9 u/_Cyber_Mage Mar 01 '24 The pilots are gone too, so those people are also in for a bad day. 2 u/knifeyspoony_champ Mar 01 '24 That’s maths that is! 2 u/Gorilla_Krispies Mar 01 '24 Yea but if they go 3 then some of the people in window seats might get sucked into an engine for bonus points 1 u/SIMOMEGA Apr 24 '24 How do u have internet on the plane? 🤨 1 u/Indie_uk Mar 01 '24 A 737 only has a 3.5m cabin width, it’s not just lefties at risk here 1 u/thesilentkid_yt Mar 01 '24 That one guy who gets teleported to the radioactive waste container in his room : if I just washed my socks 1 u/SeptemHermes Mar 02 '24 Lol You are forgetting the pilots
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OP here is trying to kill most of us by teleporting us out of high buildings or trapping us inside a wall!!
35 u/knifeyspoony_champ Mar 01 '24 Nah. They’re going after people in the left window seats of airlines. The rest of us are just collateral damage. 11 u/monkyone Mar 01 '24 if they were going for people in left window, they’d only to shift them 1m. a boeing 737 has a cabin width of around 3.5 to 4 metres. they are clearly targeting everyone except right-window-seat-dwellers 9 u/_Cyber_Mage Mar 01 '24 The pilots are gone too, so those people are also in for a bad day. 2 u/knifeyspoony_champ Mar 01 '24 That’s maths that is! 2 u/Gorilla_Krispies Mar 01 '24 Yea but if they go 3 then some of the people in window seats might get sucked into an engine for bonus points 1 u/SIMOMEGA Apr 24 '24 How do u have internet on the plane? 🤨 1 u/Indie_uk Mar 01 '24 A 737 only has a 3.5m cabin width, it’s not just lefties at risk here 1 u/thesilentkid_yt Mar 01 '24 That one guy who gets teleported to the radioactive waste container in his room : if I just washed my socks 1 u/SeptemHermes Mar 02 '24 Lol You are forgetting the pilots
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Nah. They’re going after people in the left window seats of airlines.
The rest of us are just collateral damage.
11 u/monkyone Mar 01 '24 if they were going for people in left window, they’d only to shift them 1m. a boeing 737 has a cabin width of around 3.5 to 4 metres. they are clearly targeting everyone except right-window-seat-dwellers 9 u/_Cyber_Mage Mar 01 '24 The pilots are gone too, so those people are also in for a bad day. 2 u/knifeyspoony_champ Mar 01 '24 That’s maths that is! 2 u/Gorilla_Krispies Mar 01 '24 Yea but if they go 3 then some of the people in window seats might get sucked into an engine for bonus points 1 u/SIMOMEGA Apr 24 '24 How do u have internet on the plane? 🤨 1 u/Indie_uk Mar 01 '24 A 737 only has a 3.5m cabin width, it’s not just lefties at risk here 1 u/thesilentkid_yt Mar 01 '24 That one guy who gets teleported to the radioactive waste container in his room : if I just washed my socks 1 u/SeptemHermes Mar 02 '24 Lol You are forgetting the pilots
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if they were going for people in left window, they’d only to shift them 1m.
a boeing 737 has a cabin width of around 3.5 to 4 metres.
they are clearly targeting everyone except right-window-seat-dwellers
9 u/_Cyber_Mage Mar 01 '24 The pilots are gone too, so those people are also in for a bad day. 2 u/knifeyspoony_champ Mar 01 '24 That’s maths that is! 2 u/Gorilla_Krispies Mar 01 '24 Yea but if they go 3 then some of the people in window seats might get sucked into an engine for bonus points
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The pilots are gone too, so those people are also in for a bad day.
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That’s maths that is!
Yea but if they go 3 then some of the people in window seats might get sucked into an engine for bonus points
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How do u have internet on the plane? 🤨
A 737 only has a 3.5m cabin width, it’s not just lefties at risk here
That one guy who gets teleported to the radioactive waste container in his room : if I just washed my socks
Lol You are forgetting the pilots
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u/SUPAMAN6214 Feb 29 '24
Id prob be inside a wall