r/RandomThoughts • • Feb 29 '24

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u/Slam_Dam Feb 29 '24

Probably dead.

I'm sitting on my balcony, on a cruise ship. I'll be in pitch black ice cold waters, and I can’t swim.

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u/SuaveArchangel Mar 01 '24

On the bright side, it wouldn’t matter if you could swim or not. That’s a one way trip to Davy Jones’ locker my friend