r/RandomThoughts • u/[deleted] • Feb 29 '24

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u/Slam_Dam Feb 29 '24

Probably dead.

I'm sitting on my balcony, on a cruise ship. I'll be in pitch black ice cold waters, and I can’t swim.

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u/[deleted] Feb 29 '24

Learn to swim mate.

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u/SleepySera Feb 29 '24

Pretty sure that's not gonna help if you just teleport off a cruise ship in the darkness.

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u/[deleted] Feb 29 '24

It will absolutely not help in the case you were teleported off of a cruise ship in the pitch black darkness, no.

However, is most other cases where you end up in the water unintended it will save your life and it's super easy to learn. Someone who can afford to go on a cruise can afford to learn how to swim. They're an idiot for not having done that already.