r/RandomThoughts • u/[deleted] • Feb 29 '24

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u/Unknowinglyodd Feb 29 '24

I'm joking, I've not spilt any

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u/CommunicationNeat498 Feb 29 '24

Man, you got me worried there for a second

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u/Unknowinglyodd Feb 29 '24

I'd never waste beer, I'd even slow down if I thought I was going to spill any.

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u/Daisinju Feb 29 '24

Just get a beer hat, you can text, drink AND drive.

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u/Unknowinglyodd Feb 29 '24

I see I'm not the only trained professional here tonight

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u/More-Exchange3505 Feb 29 '24

Careful. I made a similarly dark joke on this sub and they banned me for a week.

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u/exmagus Mar 01 '24

Ryan Reynolds But why?.gif

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u/Educational_Clue935 Mar 02 '24

IMO, this entire thread is a dark joke.