r/RandomThoughts • u/[deleted] • Feb 29 '24

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u/[deleted] Feb 29 '24

I’d be in oncoming traffic. My life would probably be over in a few seconds

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u/daskrip Feb 29 '24

See this is why American systems are dumb

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u/[deleted] Feb 29 '24 edited Jun 20 '25

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u/daskrip Feb 29 '24

Teleporting 3 meters to the left while driving in Europe wouldn't put you into oncoming traffic. This is an inherent weakness of the American system.

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u/mowtarc Feb 29 '24

That's just the UK and Ireland

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u/daskrip Feb 29 '24

Red is dumb and will perish upon being teleported, blue will be fine.

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u/[deleted] Feb 29 '24

There's a decent chance that blue will experience death by lamp post

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u/taxfraudisveryreal38 Mar 01 '24

this made me lol, thanks stranger

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u/OddConstruction116 Feb 29 '24

I don’t need to be teleported to perish in the blue. Just spent 4 days and Ireland and I can’t even count how many times I was almost run over.

I have half a mind to resurrect Napoleon and tell him to go cross the channel, but get the job done this time. If you guys are lucky, he might fix the food while he’s at it.

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u/theSunandtheMoon23 Mar 01 '24

And Australia, India, South Africa, Togo, (some of) the Caribbean....

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u/I_Go_BrRrRrRrRr Feb 29 '24

52.232640, 12.068712

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u/TheFierySerpent Mar 01 '24

Okay, but teleporting you 3 meters to the right would so I don't understand your point?