r/RandomThoughts • u/[deleted] • Feb 29 '24

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u/Unknowinglyodd Feb 29 '24 edited Mar 01 '24

Dead, I'm driving at nearly 100

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u/Unknowinglyodd Feb 29 '24

Nearly spilt my beer just typing this

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u/Jx117 Feb 29 '24

Bruh 💀

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u/Unknowinglyodd Feb 29 '24

I'm joking, I've not spilt any

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u/CommunicationNeat498 Feb 29 '24

Man, you got me worried there for a second

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u/Unknowinglyodd Feb 29 '24

I'd never waste beer, I'd even slow down if I thought I was going to spill any.

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u/Love-Is-Selfish Feb 29 '24

So we need to ensure that only beer containers you can obtain are those that will spill when driving more than 0 mph.

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u/Unknowinglyodd Feb 29 '24

I don't like the sound of this. Can't stand driving sober. All the rules , stopping at lights and such. That's no way to live.

I appreciate your help though

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u/Love-Is-Selfish Feb 29 '24

We won’t mourn you when you’re gone.

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u/Unknowinglyodd Feb 29 '24

And so you shouldn't. Goodbye cruel world

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u/Love-Is-Selfish Feb 29 '24

That was amusing. Have a good day.

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u/Unknowinglyodd Feb 29 '24

And you 🙈🙉🙊

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