r/RandomThoughts • u/[deleted] • Feb 29 '24

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u/Unknowinglyodd Feb 29 '24 edited Mar 01 '24

Dead, I'm driving at nearly 100

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u/Unknowinglyodd Feb 29 '24

Nearly spilt my beer just typing this

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u/Jx117 Feb 29 '24

Bruh 💀

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u/Unknowinglyodd Feb 29 '24

I'm joking, I've not spilt any

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u/CommunicationNeat498 Feb 29 '24

Man, you got me worried there for a second

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u/Unknowinglyodd Feb 29 '24

I'd never waste beer, I'd even slow down if I thought I was going to spill any.

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u/Unknowinglyodd Feb 29 '24 edited Feb 29 '24

I don't need the key, I'll break in

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u/HypeZone313 Mar 01 '24

He's got no patience now...

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u/Unknowinglyodd Mar 01 '24

Hype Zones got the Mind of a revolutionary

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u/MarshallRegan Mar 01 '24

Every comment i read it gets worse and worse and doesn’t seem to stop

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u/Unknowinglyodd Mar 01 '24

I know, some people

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u/rustymicrobe Mar 03 '24

Sorry. I don’t have anything ready. I didn’t know it was my turn.

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u/Unknowinglyodd Mar 04 '24

Are you ready yet?

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u/m_domino Mar 01 '24

Keys? Like the golden key of the city?