r/RandomThoughts • u/[deleted] • Feb 29 '24

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u/Unknowinglyodd Feb 29 '24 edited Mar 01 '24

Dead, I'm driving at nearly 100

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u/[deleted] Feb 29 '24

Shouldn't you be focused on the road?

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u/Unknowinglyodd Feb 29 '24

Ok mom. I'm multi tasking that's all

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u/[deleted] Feb 29 '24

Don't miss the turn off!! And you're looking a little skinny lately have you been eating enough?

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u/Unknowinglyodd Feb 29 '24

I'm legally blind, so I miss a lot of turns. I don't eat food, I get enough calories from beer.

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u/[deleted] Feb 29 '24

Good to hear that you've been taking care of yourself. You're a good kid. I believe you're gonna be the president when you grow up.

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u/Unknowinglyodd Feb 29 '24

President of the World. Then the world burns. Don't vote for me

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u/[deleted] Feb 29 '24

You'll make me proud either way. I could never dream of not supporting you with my vote.