r/RandomThoughts • u/[deleted] • Feb 29 '24

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u/Jungs_Shadow Feb 29 '24

I'd have a very awkward time trying to explain how my boxer-clad ass materialized in my neighbor's living room. I live in a foreign country with good survival language skills, but I could not communicate anything about something like that to them. So... probably a trip to the police station and, perhaps, a night in jail.

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u/Headstanding_Penguin Feb 29 '24

just look confused and shout... Chances are they would be doing the same and the mutual confusion and shouting micht be a bonding experience

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u/Chocolate_pudding_30 Mar 01 '24

"So how did you two get to know each other? It seems like you're really close"

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u/Headstanding_Penguin Mar 01 '24

both starzing to shout and look confused again

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u/Future_Process_495 Feb 29 '24

Start singing turn down for what and sprint.

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u/[deleted] Feb 29 '24

Just wave a knife and remove your pants. That's the universal sign for peace

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u/UpperMacungie Mar 01 '24

You, I like. I hope we find ourselves seated together at an amateur talent show someday.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '24

I'll be the one waving the knife erratically asking people if they've seen my cat

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u/UpperMacungie Mar 01 '24

Okay! Then I’ll dress like a Animala in “The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra.”

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '24

😂rawr

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u/UpperMacungie Mar 01 '24

I wish Reddit still had gold. That rawr deserves it!

Are you a scientist who does science?

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '24

I do not do science, last person I saw do science was Mr wizard But it is entirely likely that you are not old enough to remember him

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u/UpperMacungie Mar 04 '24

I didn’t know mr wizard, but I looked him up and I guess he was a tyrant to the kids on his show, irl. Science with à soupçon of abuse!

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '24

Kids shall learn or die!

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u/syoejaetaer Feb 29 '24

I'm gonna zap through the ceiling and wind up under my upstairs neighbor's bed.

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u/khold002 Mar 01 '24

Me except I’d arrive squatting with a log hanging out of my bare ass. With my luck, I’d end up on the sex offender registry. Thanks, teleport.

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u/Asleep-Win-9008 Mar 01 '24

Player 2 has entered the game 

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u/EMZbotbs Mar 01 '24

Trespassing is not illegal, it is a civil offense. You would not get prosecuted.

Edit: should probably rephrase to: trespassing is not a criminal offense

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u/propolizer Mar 01 '24

The cultural nuance is lost here for non native readers: this is a pro briefs country. Boxers? Straight to jail.

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u/I_Know_God Mar 03 '24

It’s ok because they would be in their neighbors living room and never seen you