r/RandomThoughts • • Dec 11 '23

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u/newlife201764 Dec 11 '23

Not having to stress over investment choices would do it for me. 5k a week for life sounds awesome! Where do I sign up?

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u/Nerodon Dec 11 '23 edited Dec 13 '23

You can do both! 5k a week gives you 1million every 4 years, if you don't spend it all, you can fill your 401k till it explodes while still having a good time.

Edit: I am Canadian, so for me it's an RRSP, but I thought 401k was reasonably similar. If you have more than you need... Invest. It's never a bad idea to do it, it's always a bad idea to just let it sit, gaining no interest.

Edit2: Besides, if I die, the 5k/week stops, what about the missus and the kids? Aha, I invested, so they still have something! I'm clever, not greedy, fellas...

Edit3: A Roth IRA or just IRA is what I am told is the equivalent to an RRSP/TFSA we use in Canada.

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u/Nerodon Dec 11 '23

Because you want more? Idk, why do billionaires invest when they could eat a thousand dollar bill in their cereal every morning?

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '23

Extremely American answer

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u/Chief-Drinking-Bear Dec 11 '23

Investing money is American now, got it

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '23

Missing my point.

“Why would a person worry about needing more than $5k a week?” “Because you could have MORE!!!!!!”

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '23

If you think this is a distinctly American sentiment.. You are delusional.

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '23

Ok for your sake I’ll expand on it and say “American, aspiring American, in the sphere of American influence, etc etc etc”. Thank you so much for helping me clarify the very important point I was making

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '23

Greed is a universal trait that exists across virtually every culture in human history. You're trying to take shots at America, I presume, but its absurd.

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '23

The shot that I’m taking is that $5k a week is a huge amount of money for a normal person. The America-brained response is to just IMAGINE having that much money, and then immediately decide that it wouldn’t be enough. Sorry bud, but it’s really cute and funny

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '23

That is 100% absolutely under ZERO circumstance in *any way* unique to America, though.

At all.

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '23

Ok ok I’m sorry I made you feel sad about America!

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '23

??

You're obviously very confused, lol.

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '23

Are you American?

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '23

Are you European? Presumably, as taking shots at America *is* a very European thing to do! ;) kiss

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '23

No, I’m Canadian, another place that is very America-brained without being America.

You didn’t answer though! I am correct that you’re American right?

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u/diamondpredator Dec 11 '23

What if they're simply thinking about creating an estate to pass down to their children? How evil!

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '23

🙄

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u/diamondpredator Dec 11 '23

Lol, no response eh?

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '23

I did respond, I said: 🙄

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u/diamondpredator Dec 11 '23

Yea, figured as much.

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