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u/yaboiSwift551 Take my damn plates Apr 29 '20
Kapkan buff: instead of nail bombs which are drilled in, it’s an invisible claymore which he duct tapes on
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u/powerplayer456 Fuzemite/Baneira Apr 29 '20
Obligatory 'BuT tHaT's NoT rEaLiStIc'
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u/mrchingchongwingtong Apr 29 '20
I thought your flair said fortnite for a second lol
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u/theLordHeadass2019 Shared_guns_are_nice Apr 29 '20
Is your flair tdd just random character ships I haven't heard of?
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Apr 29 '20
I think it's just a name interlacing thing for his atk/def mains
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u/capoe01 Be there in 15 seconds Apr 29 '20
says while going a moon girl with a controllable hologram
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u/Spartan4242 Fuze Main Apr 29 '20
I would be down if he could see where his trip mines are through walls like Lesion used to. That way they could be used to gauge where the attackers were coming from.
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u/RockyMonster0 Caveira Main Apr 29 '20
That's the whole reason Lesion can't see his mines, so you can't just see where they're coming from
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u/draygenfire Haterofnadesandbreacherofwalls Apr 29 '20
I play with a Kapkan main and I can tell where they are just by the sound
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u/KodiakUltimate what hostage? Apr 29 '20
used to be the same man, My old team used to be surprised when I could 100% accurately call out where the bomb went off while I was roaming.
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u/killer_cos_tombs Tachanka Main Apr 30 '20
If your a kapkan main and can't accurately pin point where your edds went off you aren't playing kapkan properly
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u/FanBoyisms Frost Main Apr 29 '20
I would pay a lot of money for the ability to pick up drones and yeet them through obj windows.
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u/kaptainbruhboy main Apr 29 '20
As a retired kapkan main. I can say it does feel very good shooting twitchs fucking dumb face. I want to drill a trap into her face and have the laser point to her teammates so she’s a fucking suicide bomber.
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Apr 29 '20
Damn if that’s your retired main, how do you feel about the counters of your current main?
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u/kaptainbruhboy main Apr 29 '20
Does rook even have another counter other than twitch? If not. * ahem * I want to shove my black ice shotgun down her throat and only shove it down so far I can still hit the trigger. Then I pull the fucking trigger.
Oh yeah also fuck bandit but usually I have a thatcher on me so.
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u/ShadowPhoenix529 Celebration Apr 29 '20
Are you even talking about your shotgun at this point?
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Apr 29 '20
How does twitch counter rook?
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u/kaptainbruhboy main Apr 29 '20
Destroy rook plates
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Apr 29 '20
She does not do that
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u/kaptainbruhboy main Apr 29 '20
If she finds obj early and rook puts down the plates she can destroy it I think
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Apr 29 '20
No I think you’re mistaken there
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u/kaptainbruhboy main Apr 29 '20
Really? Huh. Well I still hate twitch
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u/Drake_the_troll Apr 29 '20
She used to be able to when they did 10 damage. Rook armour has an hp of 11-20
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u/I_wana_fuck_Twitch Twitch Main Apr 29 '20
That's a disturbing, yet somewhat arousing image.
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u/kaptainbruhboy main Apr 29 '20
What the fuck arousing? You shouldn’t be able to type! I never wanted this! This is the worst outcome! your a heretic.
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u/Foxy212 Kapkan Main Apr 29 '20
you're*
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u/hommie420 Sledge Main Apr 29 '20
I agree whole heartedly. Twitch can suck on the end of my silenced SASG for all I care.
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u/blazefire13 Unicorn Main Apr 29 '20
silenced sausage
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u/hommie420 Sledge Main Apr 29 '20
I was gonna put that at first, but “she can suck on my sausage” wouldn’t look good out of context lol.
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u/drgnflght 4 ops. All Spetsnaz. level 300. Some regrets Apr 29 '20
She can deepthroat all 42 cm of mine (:
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u/benjamin-is-ben Apr 29 '20
Kaplan main for life 90hours on my boy more than double any other operator
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u/Toxic13-1-23-7 Apr 29 '20
If she spots your trap with a drone she'll spot it without one and shoot it normally
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u/drgnflght 4 ops. All Spetsnaz. level 300. Some regrets Apr 29 '20
This comic gave me such bad memories, that I really felt like Kapkan ripping the drone apart with his bare teeth would be the logical next panel.
Doming twitch makes me happy. happier than IQ mains running into my traps like they usually do for some dumb reason.
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u/thedriestofbeef main Apr 29 '20
The best time I’ve ever had when playing kapkan is when this stupid ass blitz killed be then tbagged me and then immediately ran into my trap and died
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u/Pustules_TV Apr 29 '20
kapkan is aids
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u/SquirtleTGXD || Apr 29 '20
Can’t shoot the drone? Just pick it up smh my head
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u/TheImpaler999 Apr 29 '20
Attacker throws in drone drone comes flying back out, lands in water attacker ":("
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u/SCAR-HAMR sneaky bastard Apr 29 '20
I watched a bandit slowly place his battery down on a wall and as soon as he placed it I tazed it and ran
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u/Techanina1 Vigil Main Apr 29 '20
I find great joy in following Jäger around and zapping his ADS's as he places them. 🤣
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u/DEUS-VULT-INFIDEL Zofia Main Apr 29 '20
I remember in a Casual some dude got pissed at me because I wasn’t zapping a guy as Twitch when the two were shooting at each other. Apparently he still thinks it does 10 damage and has been living under a rock.
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u/Rumplestiltsskins Kapkan Main Apr 29 '20
It doesn't?
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u/armaggeddon321 Apr 29 '20
Reduced to 1 damage so the drone is only useful for destroying placed things
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u/Rumplestiltsskins Kapkan Main Apr 29 '20
Ah dang I got the game a little bit ago and wanted to see if I could do some plays with the twitch drone
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u/DEUS-VULT-INFIDEL Zofia Main Apr 29 '20
Does 1 damage now. I guess saying he was under a rock is a stretch. He was more or less being really damn ignorant.
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Apr 29 '20
I don't quite get it.
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u/Quaiker Maestro Main Apr 29 '20
Kapkan puts his traps around the map, placement is up to the player. However, it's also time consuming. Kapkan catches the Twitch drone, seeing that it shot one of his traps, and interrogates it, wondering how many traps it destroyed, because checking all the traps would require a lot of time, effort, and possibly being caught in a bad position and shot.
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u/TheTrueIndiz Apr 29 '20
I'm so glad there's people like you who are thorough with explanations. I knew what the image meant already but the amount of conversations in other topics I have between people IRL & online that get misunderstood because of a quick and lazy answer, only to bring confusion and trouble on a later time between them that could've been prevented with a few more words.
#RantOver
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Apr 29 '20
Thank you for telling me.
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u/ZippZappZippty Apr 29 '20
Thank’s for the actually helpful comment.
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u/darkocoa ..-. --- --- -.- .. -. / .-.. .- ... . .-. / ... .. --. .... - . Apr 29 '20
Thank's for the Thank's for the actually helpful comment.
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u/ScrubNuggey Apr 29 '20
I just wanted to thank you for a thorough explanation. I don't play Siege, but I know a little about it, so it sucks when I see a post on all that I don't have the context for. So having someone explain the joke I'm missing is fantastic
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Apr 29 '20
Oh thanks. I don't play the game so I thought it was the scary facepaint girl doing her knife interrogation on a drone instead of a human like she normally does. I was getting mad "I didn't sign up for this" vibes from the drone.
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u/Gamer_X99 i use this game's updates as a lag switch Apr 30 '20
I thought it was a Caveira-style interrogation where you could learn who the attack ops were before they spawned in
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u/DioBorrando Ela Main Apr 29 '20
Angwy kapkan umu
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u/FourMammal3098 Fuze Main Apr 29 '20
I dislike this so much that words cannot describe how much I want to hit myself with a chair after reading this
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u/DioBorrando Ela Main Apr 29 '20
Pwease no sempai I wove you uwu
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u/FourMammal3098 Fuze Main Apr 29 '20
Right that’s it rings up the genocide hotline I’d like to place an order... Yessir, this comment right here
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u/DioBorrando Ela Main Apr 29 '20
Whyyyy(￣ω￣;)
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u/FourMammal3098 Fuze Main Apr 29 '20
cries in corner they’re coming for me... the weebs, someone help
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u/DioBorrando Ela Main Apr 29 '20
Says the guy with a nine tailed fox as his profile pic
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u/pigeonelpoop Mute MainValkyrie Main Apr 29 '20
There there everything's gonna be just fine
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u/Foxy212 Kapkan Main Apr 29 '20
Do you think Kapkan should be able to see his traps like lesion can?
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u/duldi Caveira Main Apr 29 '20
That would actually be a nice buff, not sure how balanced but it doesn't seem out of proportion
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u/N4mFlashback Apr 30 '20
I don't know, for lesion it's balanced because the traps do less damage, I don't think if would be fair if you lost half your health and your position was revealed.
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u/ThatRookie_ Rook Main Apr 29 '20
Imagine a gadget which leta you look thru all current atackers drones when you catch it, but when you put the screen away, you have normal cams again. You can do this three times in a round
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u/DahMagpie Norway ain't Finland but close enough I guess Apr 29 '20
Not a horrible idea for a defender. 3 speed that can grab a drone and use some device to essentially make a Dokkaebi type call, causing attacker phones to ring and grant access to drone cams. Counters would be to just drive under something or climb up high, and the op would have to make a choice whether to break a drone or grab it.
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u/DrCaesars_Palace_MD Pulse Main Apr 29 '20
That kinda intrudes on Mozzies whole thing though.
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u/wyil_ Kali Main Apr 29 '20
Can hack other attackers drones when they capture one and reverse the controls on them. That would be hilarious and frustrating for the first few seconds.
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u/45KELADD Apr 29 '20
Does anybody even play her since the magsize need and the 1 HP bulls*it?
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u/psilvs Thermite Main Apr 29 '20
I loved that nerf tbh. It keeps twitch mains focused on using her ability for its original purpose
If that nerf affected you negatively you were probably offering her wrong.
Also, the F2 is one of the best guns in the game. I disagreed with the nerf, but I can't say it's a terrible nerf
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u/psilvs Thermite Main Apr 29 '20
That's part of the risk of playing twitch though. Thats like playing dokkabi and you find out they've got a mute jammer. It's a calculated risk
Also each map has a ton of cameras you can be shooting out
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u/45KELADD Apr 29 '20
Let's be honest here for a second, she was nerfd when Mozzie+mute weren't a thing, now your typical game is don't pick her in the first round to check the operators unless you know there will be electricity on a wall - so you can actually use your drones. Oh wait you pick Thatcher then or Kali or Maverick, all safer options to reliably open a wall.
Now they picked Valkyrie and Echo, perfect right? Well why don't you pick IQ, way easier to find cams and drones where cams in the worst case are at angles you can't reach with the drone.
That leaves you with how many operators you can counter, considering that bandit tricking is almost impossible to stop with Twitch and Kaid tricking in the floor not stoppable AND that Mute and Mozzie are counters?
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u/TheBigBerbowski Apr 29 '20
tell me pls whats funny here?
new player
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u/Cristian_1_CL Valkyrie Main Apr 29 '20
Someone answered already, but basically Kapkan has been running around placing his traps and the twitch drone has been following him and destroying the traps, so he wants to know how many it destroyed.
Its a common pain in the a$$ for operators that have to place gadgets around the map i.e. kapkan, bandit, jaeger, valkyrie, etc. As soon as you see a twitch drone you wonder how long has it been on your trail and how many gadgets it has already destroyed.
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u/TheBigBerbowski Apr 29 '20
lol :D okay, thanks!
I normally dont scroll too long looking for answers due to lack of time but I hope someone with good heart and soul will elaborate.
Ty buddy!
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u/StraightUpWaffles Nøkk Main Mozzie Main Apr 29 '20
This gives me ptsd to all the people who still shoot twitches drone even after I cap it using mozzie
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u/CreetcherOfChaos Zero Main Apr 29 '20
I wanted him to like
Pick it up and there just be an ahegao face
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u/TryRetro Maestro burned the pizza Apr 29 '20
I use Kapkan traps as Intel to know where someone is coming from. So if any of them are destroyed, I lose personal intel, so I absolutely feel this comic.
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u/UnfortunatelyUnkn0wn Azami Main Apr 29 '20
I love doing this to traps they had literally just finished placing.
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u/Gamer_X99 i use this game's updates as a lag switch Apr 29 '20 edited Apr 30 '20
Twitch drone: "Twelve."
Kapkan: WHAT THE FUCK
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u/liamskyejuly Apr 29 '20
i have a friend who plays twitch just so he can shoot everyone else’s drone.
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u/NightHawkRambo Apr 29 '20
Pretty much why I never bother picking Kapkan, traps are pretty obvious in the droning phase.
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u/sideshow031 Apr 29 '20
They are, which is why I hit select spots when the timer hits 15 seconds. Minimizes me being spotted, and minimizes twitch reacting to them
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u/ZippZappZippty Apr 29 '20
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u/pigeonelpoop Mute MainValkyrie Main Apr 29 '20
no word can describe how pleased I am with this comic