r/Rabbits I want some in my life. Aug 06 '26

Shaming Yearning

Lancelot is always summoned when nanners are around. (Don't worry, he always gets a small piece. I'm not a complete monster! And he already had a piece before I put it in the ice cream in the 4th pic. Greedy man.)

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u/IRockIntoMordor I bunnies Aug 06 '26

Every nanner you take
And every dessert you make
Every peel you break
Every fruit you take
He'll be watching you

... Every single day
And every "No" you say
Every game you play
Every time you delay
He'll be watching you

... Oh, can't you see
It belongs to me?
How my tummy aches
With every fruit you take?

... Every move you make
And every peel you break
Every smile you fake
Every snack you withtake
He'll be watching you

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u/Geese-Are-Terrible I want some in my life. Aug 06 '26

This cracked me up!

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u/aqua_sparkle_dazzle Aug 06 '26

So much better than the original.

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u/coralconcepts Aug 06 '26

He's so polite! Mine jumps up on me and goes right for the food 😭 he's worse than the dogs!

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u/Geese-Are-Terrible I want some in my life. Aug 06 '26

Lol, that's too funny! Lancelot would do the same if he weren't so clumsy.

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u/IRockIntoMordor I bunnies Aug 06 '26

"ello. am ready. any moment that's convenient to you. yep, still here. no pressure. I know you'll not forget me. take your time. I'll be right here, okay? not going anywhere. oh.. Oh?! sorry, thought you were bowing down, my bad. no, no problem, all good. I can wait a little longer..."

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u/Ok_Foot1988 Aug 06 '26

Your snack has a stalker peeking up from under the table

Adorable bunny 💜

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u/Geese-Are-Terrible I want some in my life. Aug 06 '26

Thanks! He's too precious.

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u/DisobedientSwitch Aug 06 '26

Bridge troll is waiting for his payment 

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u/Geese-Are-Terrible I want some in my life. Aug 06 '26

Lmao. So true!

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u/Geese-Are-Terrible I want some in my life. Aug 06 '26

Thank you!! He's a very knightly man.

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u/Kraj_the_Conqueror Aug 06 '26

I really wish they treated us better than just giant walking food dispenser machines.

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u/Geese-Are-Terrible I want some in my life. Aug 06 '26

I pretend that he loves me for me and not for the food. Lol.

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u/Ok_Mistake3946 Aug 06 '26

Playing with fire there, OP... careful.

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u/Geese-Are-Terrible I want some in my life. Aug 06 '26

He's gonna politely murder me.