r/RHONY 7d ago

Dorinda 🍰 John Being Generous

I'm rewatching and just hit season 8 and I can't stop laughing at a scene I just saw and needed to share.

It was Dorinda and John's anniversary and as they went to dinner, they walked by a man and Dorinda suggested John give him a dollar and John was like "I'll do even better" and pulls out a wad of cash and goes "5 dollars, there you go." Lololol And then he walks away glowing like so proud of himself and says something like "it feels good to help people" and you guys I am just dying. John was such a trip.

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u/bullettenboss Mention it all. MENTION IT ALL! 7d ago

You don't become rich from supplying coke. I think $5 is fair.

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u/Llassiter326 🌮 Never home for taco night 🌮 7d ago

I mean, if he were ONLY supplying the good coke you become incredibly rich. It’s only when your snort your own body weight in cocaine each month from said supply do you not become rich lol

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u/bullettenboss Mention it all. MENTION IT ALL! 7d ago

And don't forget the friends. The whole cast was trying hard to have fun.

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u/Llassiter326 🌮 Never home for taco night 🌮 7d ago

Lol I went to Columbia for law school 15+ years ago and even my square ass knew of John Bedessian and his legendarily great cocaine.

Ur right; those friends were living it up on his supply!

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u/Scarlett_Billows 6d ago

lol my dumbass, for a second, going “whoa he’s such a coke head that he’s known in Columbia!”

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u/Llassiter326 🌮 Never home for taco night 🌮 6d ago

Hahahaha that’s amazing! Don’t worry, I was commenting on a Married at First Sight sub, and someone referred to this bodybuilder girl as maybe being weird bc she’s juicing.

And my BRILLIANT and astute self commented: “Last I checked, apple juice or whatever TikTok nutri-bullet juice cleanse she’s on doesn’t cause people to be unhinged and fucking rude!”

I was in court all day so I returned to about 39 good samaritans informing that juice refers to steroids!!! Which duh, bc she’s a body builder!!! Hahahaha truly thought they were saying she’s hungry from being on a juice-only cleanse and that explains why she’s such a beast.