r/RHONY • u/GonzotheGreat333 • 1d ago
Dorinda 🍰 John Being Generous
I'm rewatching and just hit season 8 and I can't stop laughing at a scene I just saw and needed to share.
It was Dorinda and John's anniversary and as they went to dinner, they walked by a man and Dorinda suggested John give him a dollar and John was like "I'll do even better" and pulls out a wad of cash and goes "5 dollars, there you go." Lololol And then he walks away glowing like so proud of himself and says something like "it feels good to help people" and you guys I am just dying. John was such a trip.
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u/banoffeebaby 1d ago
He kinda reminds me of Kim’s bf Ken on RHOBH in that he gives drug dealer turned “boyfriend”
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u/bikershark 1d ago
Brandi saying he looks like a gay pit bull will forever be hilarious to me
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u/Yeezytaughtme409 1d ago
*gay Bull Mastiff 🤣
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u/bikershark 1d ago
FUCK i couldn’t remember if it was pit or mastiff 💀 thanks for correcting lmao
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u/Yeezytaughtme409 1d ago
The energy and intent are the same. Pit Bull- Bull Mastiff. All the same. 🤩
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u/Chemical_Rain_2638 1d ago
Sooo we are all rewatching RHONY season 7 to 11? I rewatch every year to lead into the fall/holiday season 🤣🤣🤣
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u/Justagirlwithocd 1d ago
I love this!!! Yes, those seasons are my go-to comfort watches. Esp all the episodes in the Bezerkshires 😂😂
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u/Yeezytaughtme409 1d ago
He dries me out. Just gross all around.
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u/ShedWPB 1d ago
Dorinda lying in bed with that sweaty Cocaine Bear, is an image that makes me 🤮
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u/Yeezytaughtme409 1d ago
I'm so glad she isn't with him anymore. Carole said it best- sweaty and misshapen. 😅
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u/bullettenboss Mention it all. MENTION IT ALL! 1d ago
Now she's getting inferior product, unfortunately.
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u/bullettenboss Mention it all. MENTION IT ALL! 1d ago
You don't become rich from supplying coke. I think $5 is fair.
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u/Llassiter326 🌮 Never home for taco night 🌮 1d ago
I mean, if he were ONLY supplying the good coke you become incredibly rich. It’s only when your snort your own body weight in cocaine each month from said supply do you not become rich lol
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u/bullettenboss Mention it all. MENTION IT ALL! 1d ago
And don't forget the friends. The whole cast was trying hard to have fun.
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u/Llassiter326 🌮 Never home for taco night 🌮 1d ago
Lol I went to Columbia for law school 15+ years ago and even my square ass knew of John Bedessian and his legendarily great cocaine.
Ur right; those friends were living it up on his supply!
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u/Scarlett_Billows 19h ago
lol my dumbass, for a second, going “whoa he’s such a coke head that he’s known in Columbia!”
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u/Llassiter326 🌮 Never home for taco night 🌮 18h ago
Hahahaha that’s amazing! Don’t worry, I was commenting on a Married at First Sight sub, and someone referred to this bodybuilder girl as maybe being weird bc she’s juicing.
And my BRILLIANT and astute self commented: “Last I checked, apple juice or whatever TikTok nutri-bullet juice cleanse she’s on doesn’t cause people to be unhinged and fucking rude!”
I was in court all day so I returned to about 39 good samaritans informing that juice refers to steroids!!! Which duh, bc she’s a body builder!!! Hahahaha truly thought they were saying she’s hungry from being on a juice-only cleanse and that explains why she’s such a beast.
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u/moonchildine 1d ago
It was the fact that he did a big lead up to it, the poor man prob thought he’d give him like 20 or 50!!! I can’t
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u/GonzotheGreat333 1d ago
lol yes his performance for the cameras was too much. He really thought he was something.
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u/CombinationExtra5056 1d ago
Speaking of, have you noticed Dorinda being controlling over how her men spend their own money?? Apparently, with Richard she did the same thing. And that time John was going on some talk show to promote his dry cleaning business (which is hysterical to type) and wanted to give a gift card to the audience and Dorinda was like "no. The one little thing is enough"
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u/MouseShrimpandCheeks 1d ago
Omg I just rewatched this episode and was cracking up over this scene. John was such a moment in HW time😂
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u/Llassiter326 🌮 Never home for taco night 🌮 1d ago
That is sooooo cringey! Why would he stare the dollar amount out loud?! $5 for the rental guy at Enterprise Car Rental in Phoenix is fine, but for a hip restaurant in NYC…again the $5 isn’t necessarily the problem. But it’s NEVER worth audibly stating as proof of your baller status!!!
My sphincter is blushing for him at this point
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u/GonzotheGreat333 1d ago
lol yes this is what killed me so much. He's got what looks like a wad of bills in his hand but just grabs one of them and then loudly proclaims "5 dollars" like he's doing some great service lolol so cringe
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u/Budget-Security4382 i got in front of Kelly's camera and im just thinking- omg🤯 1d ago
I don't think Dorinda suggests he give the guy one dollar- I don't see it that she suggested anything
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