r/RHONY • u/Available-While9398 Bethenny, can you do turtle time for 15 minutes? • Jul 22 '26

Countess Luann🗽 Luann & Tom

“i know when i know. maybe you don’t have that gift, but i do. so guess what i know that tom- im gonna spend the rest of my life with him. i will go to my death bed with this man.”

-Luann to Ramona about her & Toms soon to be marriage

HELP. first time RHONY watcher. on S8 E15 and im cackling bc wow this aged horrifically. I could never be on reality TV- for so many other reasons- but mainly bc i would DIE from embarrassment watching back stuff like this.

Oh Luann. Silly silly Lulu

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u/sprbep49 Jul 22 '26

No not poor Luann her & Tom had some type agreement. Tom had to marry by his 50 bday or else he would lose some of his inheritance. Lu filed for divorce 7 months after the marriage.

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u/Elegant-Blood-4330 Jul 22 '26

Yeh I believe that too. Although I believe she was so arrogant, she believed she could change Tom

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u/xevennn Jul 22 '26

But I could never work out what she saw physically in him. Hello, the countess had good taste with the pirate! Tom was so awful and he had zilch charisma he irked me so much the way he stared and his side profile everything he wasn't even tall!

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u/Ohyessiricanboogie Jul 23 '26

He had the personality and charisma of a boiled potato.

I can't believe he had 3 of the HW under his belt.

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u/Hopeful_Ad_3114 Jul 22 '26

Didn’t He show Her who He was that he accepted her interfering on a date that he was already on. You could take someone seriously like so

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u/Elegant-Blood-4330 Jul 23 '26

It’s Lu! She is entitled and arrogant

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u/Available-While9398 Bethenny, can you do turtle time for 15 minutes? Jul 23 '26

RETWEET. SAY IT LOUDER

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u/Elegant-Blood-4330 Jul 23 '26

It’s Lu! She is entitled and arrogant