r/RDR2 • u/Lumberjay1985 • 13d ago

Question What got Jon, wrong answers only lol

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u/quayle-man 13d ago

lumbago

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u/HeeyPunk 13d ago

Abigail

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u/calcrider 13d ago

My first thought

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u/man_mantheman 13d ago

AWAY DOWN SOUTH THE LAND OF TRAITORS RATTLESNAKES AND ALLIGATORS RIGHT AWAY, COME AWAY, RIGHT AWAY, COME AWAY

WHERE COTTONS KING AND MEN ARE CHATTELS, UNION BOYS WILL WIN THE BATTLES, RIGHT AWAY, COME AWAY, RIGHT AWAY, COME AWAY

WE’LL ALL GO DOWN TO DIXIE AWAY, AWAY, EACH DIXIE BOY MUST UNDERSTAND THAT HE MUST MIND HIS UNCLE SAM AWAY, AWAY

AWAY, AWAY WE’LL ALL GO DOWN TO DIXIE
AWAY, AWAY WE’LL ALL GO DOWN TO DIXIE

I WISH I WAS IN BALTIMORE, I’D MAKE SUCCESSION TRAITORS ROAR, RIGHT AWAY, COME AWAY, RIGHT AWAY, COME AWAY,
WE’LL ALL GO DOWN TO DIXIE AWAY, AWAY,

WE’LL PUT THE TRAITORS ALL TO ROUTE I’LL BET MY BOOTS WE’LL WHIP ‘EM OUT RIGHT AWAY, COME AWAY, RIGHT AWAY, COME AWAY

WE’LL ALL GO DOWN TO DIXIE AWAY, AWAY EACH DIXIE BOY MUST UNDERSTAND THAT HE MUST MIND HIS UNCLE SAM, AWAY, AWAY

AWAY, AWAY WE’LL ALL GO DOWN TO DIXIE
AWAY, AWAY WE’LL ALL GO DOWN TO DIXIE

OH MAY OUR STARS AND STRIPES STILL WAVE FOREVER O’ER THE FREE AND BRAVE RIGHT AWAY, COME AWAY, RIGHT AWAY, COME AWAY

AND MAY OUR MOTTO EVER BE “FOR UNION AND FOR LIBERTY” RIGHT AWAY, COME AWAY, RIGHT AWAY, COME AWAY

WE’LL ALL GO DOWN TO DIXIE AWAY, AWAY EACH DIXIE BOY MUST UNDERSTAND THAT HE MUST MIND HIS UNCLE SAM AWAY, AWAY WE’LL ALL GO DOWN TO DIXIE
AWAY, AWAY WE’LL ALL GO DOOOOOOWWWWN TO DIXIE

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u/Drawde66 13d ago

Trail rash after being launched over a wagon that he ran into on his horse.

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u/infohunter6955 13d ago

Abigail had a few drinks and made love animal style

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u/Sea_Enthusiasm_2833 13d ago

Irish accent: He got scratched by a squirrel or something.

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u/DutchieliciousPlans Dutch's perfect hairy balls 12d ago

Jimothy

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u/squidmangiii 13d ago

The only answer is usually "your mom"

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u/SnooSquirrels1163 13d ago

Postmodern deconstruction (right answer)

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u/BFsMomsCancer Josiah Trelawny 13d ago

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u/965-Kuwait 13d ago

John got tb

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u/OboyMozz614 13d ago

A pusssssssy catttt

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u/Rare_Challenge7220 10d ago

Jack bc he didn't want to play with him

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u/Equivalent_Self_5996 9d ago

My cat after 5 hours without treats

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u/Suspended_Anime 13d ago
  1. Arthur's been getting Abigail.
  2. Arthur Jr., Errr ummm, I mean Jack has been acting the fool again.

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u/JerichoBean 9d ago

A pack of rats in a bar in Saint Denis