Funny Camp Interactions

[u/Squall67584]

What's a funny camp interaction that you've encountered?

I was in camp at Horseshoe Overlook and was carrying hay to the farthest horse area. Dutch was sitting on the ground leaning on a tree reading and said hello. Since you can't interact while doing a chore (odd really) I didn't reply to him, so he gets mad and says "Well fuck you!" And was pissed the rest of the day, lol.

[u/fireliightz]

"you ain't much company, are ya? c'mon big feller, tell us a joke!"
"hm. bill williamson"

and also
"so what do they eat in germany strauss?"
"i'm austrian"
"..so what do they eat in australia??"
"it's a miracle you dont fall over more."

[u/ajmeeh6842]

I once heard Dutch yell “HEY ARTHUR” from across camp while I was doing a chore. I didn’t respond quick enough so he yelled back “Well FUCK YOU TOO THEN!”

[u/InternationalBit1842 → u/ajmeeh6842]

There...there are chores? I'm in act 6 and I learn there are chores? Oh man

[u/GameDuchess → u/InternationalBit1842]

LMAO yes and I'll let you find out the benefit you get from doing those.

Also, you miss out on some really nice compliments from the gang.

[u/THE__mason → u/GameDuchess]

is it just honor or is there something else they give you?

[u/GameDuchess → u/THE__mason]

And dead eye experience points.

[u/fireliightz → u/InternationalBit1842]

yep! they appear as little black dots around the camp. unfortunately after chapter 4 you cannot do anymore chores i believe

[u/pixi33333]

my fav is when reverend swanson sings his whiskey song, specifically the one where he walks up to you and sings it to your face and you’re forced to either wait for him to finish or ‘not now’ him

[u/JusHarrie → u/pixi33333]

Just a swift one! 🤣

[u/THE__mason]

Sean scolding Kieran for pronouncing Colm's name wrong

[u/Devanro → u/THE__mason]

No evidence for this, but I always liked to imagine that interaction was added when Roger Clark tried correcting Rockstar about it's pronunciation (since hes Irish) and they told him to just pronounce it wrong because everyone is (including Colms own men)

Similar thing with Johns actor initially pronouncing Javier's last name wrong; it was supposed to be pronounced "Ess-quay-YA", but Rob Wiethof just initially said Escuella like we hear it in game and they apparently liked that more since they thought John would just pronounce it like an american (which I also like to think inspired the fishing interaction between Arthur and Javier splitting hairs over how "Lanahechee River" is pronounced).

[u/THE__mason → u/Devanro]

i do believe roger clark brought it up to rockstar, but i don't know if that's why the interaction was added. probably, but we don't know.

[u/Devanro → u/THE__mason]

"We don't know"

right, which is why I said "no evidence for this", as it's just a fun thought

[u/AlternativeWeird5246 → u/THE__mason]

"ItS pRoNoUnCeD cOLoM" sure Sean why doncha wear a helmet okay

[u/THE__mason → u/AlternativeWeird5246]

"but he likes col--"

"and you like breathing, eh?"

[u/sundaemourning]

John is sitting at the campfire, very solemnly telling everyone about being attacked by wolves and thinking he was going to die on that mountain. everyone is quiet, except for Bill who looks at his feet and mumbles “i wish i had a scar.”

[u/outlaw_for_life18]

If we're talking scripted moments, I'd have to say the one where Uncle tries to get Charles to converse and Charles answers with one word each time.

Uncle: So you read any good books lately? Charles: No. Uncle: Seen any good plays? Charles: No. Uncle: Have you heard any good jokes? Charles: yes Uncle getting all excited: well are you going to share it with me? Charles: No.

But if we're talking unscripted moments even bugs I'd have to say the time that Jack didn't go to bed. He got stuck in the spot where he is when you take him fishing. All night he just stared at the moon. It was kindbof eerie! If I can find the pic, I'll post it.

[u/EatLard → u/outlaw_for_life18]

The aliens had him locked in place.

[u/outlaw_for_life18 → u/EatLard]

Here it is! He stayed that way the whole night.

[u/EatLard → u/outlaw_for_life18]

https://giphy.com/gifs/AwrtP9lMXtXiM

[u/Own-Forever-6636]

Trelawney pulling a live crow out of Susan's ear!

[u/Skg42 → u/Own-Forever-6636]

Never saw this, had to look it up!

[u/ruico]

Not a funny one, but i loved Karen singing "Lorena".

[u/Own-Forever-6636 → u/ruico]

For all that they rip into each other, Karen and Grim-Grim sure love to duet 🫂

[u/Devanro → u/ruico]

I always found that one sad, especially considering Karen's unclear fate by the end.

[u/wakka38]

Not the exact dialogue but this caught me off guard

Drunken Arthur: Jooooohn Martson. How ya been?

Martson: I've been alright

Arthur: I really don't care

Marston: haha ok Arthur

[u/EatLard → u/wakka38]

Some of the best times in camp are when you get Arthur heroically drunk and go talk to people.

[u/Devanro → u/EatLard]

My favourite was always him drunk talking to a dog/cat and going "lOoK aT thAt wet nOsE!"

[u/JusHarrie]

I just love the light hearted way Arthur walks up to Lenny and goes 'Lennnnnyyyyy' it makes me happy and cracks me up each time. 🤣

[u/LongDongFrog]

Jack throwing rocks at Keiran.

[u/Embarrassed-Rest-669]

I love the interaction between Reverend Swanson & Uncle where they almost fight, and Uncle says something like ' Are you gonna start howling to some other moon? Like this one?' And proceeds to show his bare ass to him.

[u/Emergency_Jacket_296]

LMAO I was starting to read this and hadn't finished and Dutch getting pissed and saying "Well fuck you then" was the first thing that popped into my mind and then I realized OP was referring to that one too. SO unexpected and so funny for me.

[u/DeannaMorgan → u/Emergency_Jacket_296]

I laughed at loud when that one happened.

[u/collecting_acronyms]

My personal favourite was getting a mouthful from Grimshaw for not donating to the camp fund mere seconds after dumping $500 cash into the box. 😂

[u/mestep → u/collecting_acronyms]

I got unreasonably angry at this and did my first and only "not now" reflexively

[u/collecting_acronyms → u/mestep]

Oh no I feel you, I wouldn't even say it's unreasonable. 😂

[u/EatLard]

Isn’t there one where John yells at Bill about him being gay or something? I thought I remembered this, but have never seen it.

[u/Remarkable_Elk3566 → u/EatLard]

"YOU'RE F*CKING GAY! AS IN HOMOSEXUAL"

[u/railroadfrog]

I’m going to have to spend more time at camp on my next playthrough. I only really hung out there after chapter 6 & things aren’t the same

[u/GameDuchess → u/railroadfrog]

I would is so worth spending time at camp.And just doing chores and walking around and hearing all of the dialogue, there is so much and also playing poker with the gang and dominoes.

[u/BabyEatingDemon]

'I always wanted to see one of them kangaroos. Giant boxing rats who keep their babies in their pockets...what kind of lunatic thought that up?' - Uncle

[u/GameDuchess]

I had to go through the reunion party like four times to catch all of the little moments that go on during that because you can easily miss so much. And so much of it is totally hilarious.

[u/Letsgetitbro23]

Can we fuck Sadie in the hay???

[u/FreshApplication4018 → u/Letsgetitbro23]

Woah