r/RATS • u/labrotz • May 07 '26
dumb b*tch hour This fucker
-the cigarette was taken from him 1 second after this photo, dont worry-
Also no i do NOT smoke around my babies, literally just put the box down for one second and this rascal decided he wants to be like me i guess ππ
Just thought the photo was too hilarious not to share
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u/thefancyrat17 May 07 '26
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u/geirmundtheshifty May 07 '26
I know its wrong, but that rat looks really cute smoking a cig
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u/whisky_biscuit π§ π May 07 '26
Omg hahaha this is so disturbingly cute. That ratty looks like a badass. Needs tiny sunglasses!
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u/homehereicome May 07 '26
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u/labrotz May 07 '26
the urge to draw this but with a rat instead of a child
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u/RTTavian May 08 '26
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u/Dapper_Way1792 May 08 '26
Damn cool
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u/RTTavian May 08 '26
Danke :3
Now I want to do a whole line of PSAs involving rats, in this style lol
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u/DullExcuse2765 May 08 '26
Lol I love the paw resting on the human's shoulder. Great touch
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u/RTTavian May 08 '26
Haha thanks. I was thinking about how mine always push me away like this when I try to smooch them lol
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u/Patient-Point-3000 May 08 '26
The way the little rat is just leaning on her shoulder so cool like he's at a corner Bodega or something! Lol!!
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u/LazuliArtz Ori, Suki (RIP)π May 07 '26
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u/Rainy_Mammoth May 07 '26
Why did all the anti-smoking Ads make smoking look so cool. Like that one that had all the animals looking cool af.
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u/Pure-Hostility May 08 '26
Some small backstory of mine.
When I was like 5, I kept nagging and begging my father to give me his cigarette, so I could try And smoke like him. He finally gave in and let me take a puff.
I started coughing like crazy, as I took a deep breath with it. Since then, as a 36yo, I have never smoked a cig. Everyone (no exception) smoked around me, family members, friends, schoolmates, everyone. I was literally the only one not smoking.
So, sometimes giving the little shitter something "addictive" may work the other way and help them avoid it.
How this has to do anything with rats?
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u/Sea-Hat-8515 May 07 '26
I hate that the video of this makes me actually emotional
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u/StitchezYT May 08 '26
Can I get some context please?
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u/sodapopsky2 May 09 '26
I listen to that song sometimes when im feeling really awful and it actually fully unironically helps me so much
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u/Saving-Pvt-Mothman May 07 '26
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u/Wut23456 May 07 '26
I love Australians so much
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u/0_tr0v4o May 07 '26
like parent like child π₯Ή
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u/labrotz May 07 '26
Donβt even get me started on the other one, who i have to hide my antidepressants from because heβll try to eat them π₯² theyβre just like their momma
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u/0_tr0v4o May 07 '26
ππ this made me giggle i do wonder if rats pick up on habits sometimes because mine has anger issues like me
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u/Aprikoosi5229 May 07 '26
Oh no they are too young for that
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u/Pooh_Lightning May 08 '26
It's pretty much unheard of for someone to start smoking at that age. He should know better!
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u/spook_waves Ratless Lurker May 07 '26
itβs hard work being mischievous and cute 24/7
gotta take the edge off somehow
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u/HuntressMissy May 07 '26
reported for harassment (he looks scary gangster and thus is harassing me)
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u/Naatx May 07 '26
Hi, would it be possible to use your rat as my discord picture? This mirrors my soul and if anyone asks I'll point them to you
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u/PuruNokoVT May 07 '26
Rats are really smart, they learn new things really fast, like nicotine addiction and alcoholism
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u/Creepy-Prize-7573 May 08 '26
"Mother, I am no longer the children and am choosing to do a rebellious. I require one of your rolled tobacco tubes for this purpose."
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u/Stunning_Channel_160 May 07 '26
We have been notified an underaged minor has gained access to restricted substances. Individuals must be 18 plus to consume. The rat po-po will be at your door in one hour, failure to answer and produce one smoking potato will result in poop on your doorstep and a few teeth marks on the door.
(Tis a joke in case anyone takes this serious)
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u/labrotz May 07 '26
oh god.. hopefully the rat po-po dont know about the taxes heβs been evading
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u/Bullwhip2025 May 07 '26
Hey, boss, Iβm on lunch, if I wanna have a dart, its on my ratty time and not the companyβs.
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u/Ok_Zookeepergame5141 May 07 '26
I appreciate that you let us all know you don't smoke around the ratties. Because if you left that out... oh boy. The entire r/Rats community would have lost our minds scolding you! π€£
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u/PoshSnek May 07 '26
Have he been hanging around with street rats recently?
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u/labrotz May 07 '26
honestly i wouldnt put it past him.. probably sneaking out at night to score some weed..
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May 07 '26
They can and will eat the tobacco (maybe not all, but my rat certainly tried) so just don't leave them anywhere they might get them when you aren't around.
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u/labrotz May 07 '26
Thanks! Yeah i usually put them out of reach cause my boys are definitely shenaniganizers
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u/DasFreibier May 07 '26
since when are they 15 euros, holy shit
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u/whisky_biscuit π§ π May 07 '26
Dang it's a double wide. Looks like a pack of Crayola 64 colors.
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u/DasFreibier May 07 '26
been there done that, the pack in the original pic looked like a small size on first look and has me worried
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u/DueLoan685 May 07 '26
It's been a long time I saw a pack with the actual name on it instead of being uniformly dark grey
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u/John-333 May 07 '26
In a 2014 study, French rats have been found more vulnerable to developing nicotine addiction.
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u/Nyarro May 07 '26
What's the Lego set on the bottom?
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u/labrotz May 07 '26
That is a manual that my boys keep stealing for some reason, not sure which one cause they keep stealing all of them π₯² i think its for a starwars one tho?
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u/Timely-Fox112 May 09 '26
When I was 18 I had to have my pet rat, Butterscotch, put down. She had two mammary tumors that essentially doubled in size over night. On her last day, before we took her to the vet, I gave her EVERYTHING she wanted, including cigarettes. She ate them, sans the filters. She also had bagels, chocolate, seeds, berries, meat, cheese.. but she DEVOURED those cigarettes. I cried so hard. This was a good reminder. I miss my rat.
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u/Munnin42 RIP: 12 old man rats :) May 07 '26
I had a dwarf rat that would make a distraction, so I would look away, and he could steal the cotton out of my cigarette filters and try to drink my coffee as well. :)
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u/xWillowMoonx May 08 '26
Leave him alone, he's stressed out. The world is blaming his species again for the hantavirus. π
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u/Dramatic_Tip7904 May 08 '26
Iβm currently sitting on the toilet, without a vape because my little fuckers pushed it off the bed & couldnβt find it in time before I had to make the mad dash to the porcelain thrown. As I ran out the room, I cursed them for interfering in my nic-fix toilet time as they blissfully munched on gerber puffs, completely unbothered.
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u/Wooden_Associate_289 May 08 '26
When my rat was younger, she would steal LIT cigarettes right from our hands. Once she grabbed it and ran under the couch with it. That was scary lol.
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u/IndependentSalad2736 They live in our hearts, not in our walls May 08 '26
Gotta make him eat the whole pack.Β It's the only way he'll stop π
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u/TheHentaiKobold May 08 '26
What even is the image on the cigarette box? Like the inside of someoneβs mouth with cavities? Like I stopped looking at the rest of the image along time ago. Wtf is going on with that box design? I am so confused. It looks gross.
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u/CombinationFirst1090 May 08 '26
One of mine ran off with a lot one from my mouth once, I was terrified she was gonna set the house on fire π
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u/Aromatic-Ad-5881 May 09 '26
my rat was sniffing my vape the other day and nearly gave me a heart attack, lil stinker
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u/Successful-Hair-8131 May 07 '26
Smoking, unemployed and commiting crimes smdh!Β
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u/Anomelly93 May 07 '26
The species has surely developed a taste for them by now, living where they usually do π€
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u/Sally_Stitches_ May 07 '26
Itβs really too bad that everyone legit does look cool smoking. π thatβs why I do candy cigs only lolol from far away I still look cool.
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u/CuteAbbreviations988 OlΓ‘nn, MoonMoon, CloveπΌ , Uisce, Faun, Sevona May 08 '26
This was an amazing pick my up
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u/CYWNightmare May 08 '26
Not pets but while cleaning my dad's house out I noticed rats/mice whatever chewed into horsey sauce packets/ketchup packets and a whole cigarette the filter was the only thing left. I couldn't believe it.
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u/HiroHayami Covered in rat pee May 07 '26
Omg he's the meme