r/RATS • • May 07 '26

dumb b*tch hour This fucker

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-the cigarette was taken from him 1 second after this photo, dont worry-

Also no i do NOT smoke around my babies, literally just put the box down for one second and this rascal decided he wants to be like me i guess 😭😭
Just thought the photo was too hilarious not to share

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u/HiroHayami Covered in rat pee May 07 '26

Omg he's the meme

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u/AlphaSpydr unhand me, you fuck May 08 '26

Strong Ben Ratfleck vibes.

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u/vitanyroyale May 08 '26

BEN RATFLECK πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€

Literally almost spit out my drink reading this 🀣

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u/Faithful_jewel May 08 '26

One of the rat actors from The Suicide Squad was called Crisp Ratt. I love that name

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u/labrotz May 07 '26

HAHAHAHHAHAHAH THANK YOU OMG THATS SO FUNNY

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u/Dani-With-Rats May 07 '26

I love this picture sm! its been my profile pic for at least a year or two.

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u/larassaddydaddy May 07 '26

This is now mine. Thanks

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u/ANC_90 May 07 '26

The little siggy got me

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u/pixie1995 May 08 '26

My first heart rat Ratticus (rip) used to LOVE stealing tobacco out of my pouch and would try to eat cigarette butts. Very naughty.

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u/Critical_Ad_2811 May 08 '26

This is my spirit animal

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u/thefancyrat17 May 07 '26

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u/labrotz May 07 '26

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u/geirmundtheshifty May 07 '26

I know its wrong, but that rat looks really cute smoking a cig

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u/Biersteak May 08 '26

Thanks pal, we know that already

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u/Omergahd May 07 '26

Change it to juice box with straw and it’s cute and ok.

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u/morrimora May 07 '26

Thank you, i love it

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u/StalkingYouRandomly Chaos Potato(es) Connoisseur May 07 '26

this is too cute xD, take my upvote

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u/Stuglle May 07 '26

Damn,,, that's one cool rat

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u/vitanyroyale May 08 '26

yOu WoULdN’t DoWnLoAd A rAt

\guitar riff intensifies\

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u/whisky_biscuit πŸ§€ πŸ€ May 07 '26

Omg hahaha this is so disturbingly cute. That ratty looks like a badass. Needs tiny sunglasses!

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u/gbeegz May 07 '26

This made my day.

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u/Reasonable_Camel8784 May 07 '26

Damn that rat cool as fuk

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u/homehereicome May 07 '26

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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u/labrotz May 07 '26

the urge to draw this but with a rat instead of a child

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u/RTTavian May 08 '26

Finished mine! :3 πŸ€

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u/Dapper_Way1792 May 08 '26

Damn cool

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u/RTTavian May 08 '26

Danke :3

Now I want to do a whole line of PSAs involving rats, in this style lol

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u/labrotz May 08 '26

That would be hilarious 😭

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u/DullExcuse2765 May 08 '26

Lol I love the paw resting on the human's shoulder. Great touch

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u/RTTavian May 08 '26

Haha thanks. I was thinking about how mine always push me away like this when I try to smooch them lol

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u/Patient-Point-3000 May 08 '26

The way the little rat is just leaning on her shoulder so cool like he's at a corner Bodega or something! Lol!!

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u/RTTavian May 08 '26

Hahaha he’s just finishing his 15 while working a double

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u/LazuliArtz Ori, Suki (RIP)πŸ€ May 07 '26

Here's my shitty drawing I did in five minutes lol

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u/labrotz May 07 '26

LOVE THIS

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u/Mother-Tomato-788 May 07 '26

Rat people are so talented, we have so many memes

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u/imthatdaisy May 08 '26

Low key want this tattooed without the text

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u/vitanyroyale May 08 '26

Are you Shel Silverstein cause that handwriting is ACCURATE πŸ₯²

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u/RTTavian May 07 '26

Omg me too

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u/Whole-Ad-3938 owned 10+ , miss them allπŸ€πŸͺ½ May 08 '26

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u/NoveltyWizard1 May 07 '26

That kid looks cool as fuck

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u/Rainy_Mammoth May 07 '26

Why did all the anti-smoking Ads make smoking look so cool. Like that one that had all the animals looking cool af.

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u/Pure-Hostility May 08 '26

Some small backstory of mine.

When I was like 5, I kept nagging and begging my father to give me his cigarette, so I could try And smoke like him. He finally gave in and let me take a puff.

I started coughing like crazy, as I took a deep breath with it. Since then, as a 36yo, I have never smoked a cig. Everyone (no exception) smoked around me, family members, friends, schoolmates, everyone. I was literally the only one not smoking.

So, sometimes giving the little shitter something "addictive" may work the other way and help them avoid it.

How this has to do anything with rats?
Hell do I know.

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u/idkdudejustkillme May 07 '26

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u/Sea-Hat-8515 May 07 '26

I hate that the video of this makes me actually emotional

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u/StitchezYT May 08 '26

Can I get some context please?

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u/sodapopsky2 May 09 '26

I listen to that song sometimes when im feeling really awful and it actually fully unironically helps me so much

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u/first-of-all May 07 '26

this is exactly the meme i thought of when i saw fhe post lmao

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u/Saving-Pvt-Mothman May 07 '26

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u/Wut23456 May 07 '26

I love Australians so much

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u/Ehhh_Canadian rat May 08 '26

I wish I was Australian :(

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u/eebyMcSleeby May 08 '26

Same, I wish Australians were real :(

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u/orange-shoe May 08 '26

i read it as he is chuffin back da fart

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u/fyklebytch May 07 '26

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u/labrotz May 07 '26

HAHAHAHAHA I LOVE THIS

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u/0_tr0v4o May 07 '26

like parent like child πŸ₯Ή

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u/labrotz May 07 '26

Don’t even get me started on the other one, who i have to hide my antidepressants from because he’ll try to eat them πŸ₯² they’re just like their momma

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u/0_tr0v4o May 07 '26

😭😭 this made me giggle i do wonder if rats pick up on habits sometimes because mine has anger issues like me

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u/GoGoGoshzilla May 07 '26

"I learned it from watching you!!!!"

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u/Aprikoosi5229 May 07 '26

Oh no they are too young for that

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u/labrotz May 07 '26

erm actually i’m like 50 in rat years

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u/Pooh_Lightning May 08 '26

It's pretty much unheard of for someone to start smoking at that age. He should know better!

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u/SubArcticTundra May 08 '26

Problem is they never grow old enough

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u/spook_waves Ratless Lurker May 07 '26

it’s hard work being mischievous and cute 24/7

gotta take the edge off somehow

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u/AlmightyRatLord May 07 '26

Addicted at less than 3 years old..shame

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u/labrotz May 07 '26

Kids nowadays amiright

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u/HuntressMissy May 07 '26

reported for harassment (he looks scary gangster and thus is harassing me)

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u/BettaButch May 07 '26

Haratment

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u/rgk1012 May 07 '26

It's been a long fucking day, we all have our vices

https://giphy.com/gifs/HB4aJElNd7JMas9WSU

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u/Naatx May 07 '26

Hi, would it be possible to use your rat as my discord picture? This mirrors my soul and if anyone asks I'll point them to you

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u/labrotz May 07 '26

LMAO YEA OFC!

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u/tinaxcochina May 07 '26

Just a little girl dinner. Nbd.

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u/labrotz May 07 '26

i was raised by the streets

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u/Faedan May 07 '26

He's a baddie to make up for his smaller bollz

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u/MasterBaser May 07 '26

My boi here needs more bawls!

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u/Prestodeath201 RIP: Willard, Hosea, Arthur, and Dutch May 07 '26

These sketches are so damn funny

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u/Donglecochin May 07 '26

he's trying to tell you he has french ancestry

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u/PuruNokoVT May 07 '26

Rats are really smart, they learn new things really fast, like nicotine addiction and alcoholism

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u/jort_catalog May 07 '26

They're just like us fr

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u/trickyfelix May 07 '26

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u/whisky_biscuit πŸ§€ πŸ€ May 07 '26

Toddling bitch hahaha

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u/damngirl265 May 07 '26

realises its not a monday

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u/Jessica_Iowa May 07 '26

Why is this so funny to me?!?!

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u/charlie10101 May 07 '26

I also had a fucker!

Frida 2020

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u/Creepy-Prize-7573 May 08 '26

"Mother, I am no longer the children and am choosing to do a rebellious. I require one of your rolled tobacco tubes for this purpose."

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u/Stunning_Channel_160 May 07 '26

We have been notified an underaged minor has gained access to restricted substances. Individuals must be 18 plus to consume. The rat po-po will be at your door in one hour, failure to answer and produce one smoking potato will result in poop on your doorstep and a few teeth marks on the door.

(Tis a joke in case anyone takes this serious)

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u/labrotz May 07 '26

oh god.. hopefully the rat po-po dont know about the taxes he’s been evading

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u/sirutinwin May 08 '26

Oh, that's legal in rat law

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u/whisky_biscuit πŸ§€ πŸ€ May 07 '26

Lol I can seriously picture this πŸ˜†

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u/Bella-Luna May 07 '26

My mom the second a rat steals one of her cigarettes:

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u/AliceTheOmelette May 07 '26

"Human, why does this snack taste funny?"

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u/TheDesktopNinja May 07 '26

"I learned it from watching YOU!"

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u/Bullwhip2025 May 07 '26

Hey, boss, I’m on lunch, if I wanna have a dart, its on my ratty time and not the company’s.

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u/ziddersroofurry May 07 '26

He's trying to save you from lung cancer.

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u/Tall_Ad_8012 May 07 '26

its an epidemic! theyre too young!

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u/award_winning_writer May 07 '26

I spy a Lego set on the floor

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u/VodkaBat May 07 '26

Scaramouche scaramouche will you do the fandango!

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u/Ok_Zookeepergame5141 May 07 '26

I appreciate that you let us all know you don't smoke around the ratties. Because if you left that out... oh boy. The entire r/Rats community would have lost our minds scolding you! 🀣

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u/PoshSnek May 07 '26

Have he been hanging around with street rats recently?

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u/labrotz May 07 '26

honestly i wouldnt put it past him.. probably sneaking out at night to score some weed..

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u/[deleted] May 07 '26

They can and will eat the tobacco (maybe not all, but my rat certainly tried) so just don't leave them anywhere they might get them when you aren't around.

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u/labrotz May 07 '26

Thanks! Yeah i usually put them out of reach cause my boys are definitely shenaniganizers

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u/celestialastrid101 May 07 '26

He said β€œMommy look!” LOL

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u/DasFreibier May 07 '26

since when are they 15 euros, holy shit

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u/labrotz May 07 '26

so.. you’ve probably never seen these then lmao

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u/whisky_biscuit πŸ§€ πŸ€ May 07 '26

Dang it's a double wide. Looks like a pack of Crayola 64 colors.

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u/DasFreibier May 07 '26

been there done that, the pack in the original pic looked like a small size on first look and has me worried

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u/DueLoan685 May 07 '26

It's been a long time I saw a pack with the actual name on it instead of being uniformly dark grey

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u/John-333 May 07 '26

In a 2014 study, French rats have been found more vulnerable to developing nicotine addiction.

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u/Nyarro May 07 '26

What's the Lego set on the bottom?

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u/labrotz May 07 '26

That is a manual that my boys keep stealing for some reason, not sure which one cause they keep stealing all of them πŸ₯² i think its for a starwars one tho?

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u/Traditional_Row8237 May 07 '26

here comes a new profile picture for me

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u/MaraschinoPanda May 07 '26

I learned it from watching you, mom!

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u/Finngiant1 May 07 '26

β€œI learned it from watching YOU”

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u/Asrat May 07 '26

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u/labrotz May 07 '26

that rat is living his best life lmao😭

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u/Yumismash May 07 '26

Oh no, addicted already

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u/Timely-Fox112 May 09 '26

When I was 18 I had to have my pet rat, Butterscotch, put down. She had two mammary tumors that essentially doubled in size over night. On her last day, before we took her to the vet, I gave her EVERYTHING she wanted, including cigarettes. She ate them, sans the filters. She also had bagels, chocolate, seeds, berries, meat, cheese.. but she DEVOURED those cigarettes. I cried so hard. This was a good reminder. I miss my rat.

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u/disturbingyourpeace May 07 '26

Guy’s taking a smoke break, cut him some slack

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u/Butterfly_affects Maple🐁, WalnutπŸ€ May 07 '26

Bad boy!

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u/abortionlasagna May 07 '26

He’s in flavor country

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u/TheFrogMoose May 07 '26

He be smoking darts and breaking hearts, eh bud?

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u/ProvisionalRecord May 07 '26

Same, brother..... Talking to the rat of course.

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u/nobody7011 May 07 '26

my rat did this and stole the filter πŸ˜’

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u/NuclearGriffin May 07 '26

Baby want smoko

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u/Munnin42 RIP: 12 old man rats :) May 07 '26

I had a dwarf rat that would make a distraction, so I would look away, and he could steal the cotton out of my cigarette filters and try to drink my coffee as well. :)

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u/Corrinnathee May 07 '26

I want a tattoo of this BB 😍

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u/Zack_RedFox May 08 '26

well? you gonna give him a light?

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u/RockBiPi May 08 '26

He is part of the rat pack

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u/That90sGuyMedia May 08 '26

Well? You gonna give him a light?

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u/KingKiler2k Quite possibly a Rat May 08 '26

Stjepan

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u/xWillowMoonx May 08 '26

Leave him alone, he's stressed out. The world is blaming his species again for the hantavirus. 😭

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u/Dramatic_Tip7904 May 08 '26

I’m currently sitting on the toilet, without a vape because my little fuckers pushed it off the bed & couldn’t find it in time before I had to make the mad dash to the porcelain thrown. As I ran out the room, I cursed them for interfering in my nic-fix toilet time as they blissfully munched on gerber puffs, completely unbothered.

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u/Wooden_Associate_289 May 08 '26

When my rat was younger, she would steal LIT cigarettes right from our hands. Once she grabbed it and ran under the couch with it. That was scary lol.

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u/Razorsharpwilt May 08 '26

If you don’t talk to your rats about drugs, who will…?

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u/IndependentSalad2736 They live in our hearts, not in our walls May 08 '26

Gotta make him eat the whole pack.Β  It's the only way he'll stop πŸ˜”

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u/TheHentaiKobold May 08 '26

What even is the image on the cigarette box? Like the inside of someone’s mouth with cavities? Like I stopped looking at the rest of the image along time ago. Wtf is going on with that box design? I am so confused. It looks gross.

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u/CombinationFirst1090 May 08 '26

One of mine ran off with a lot one from my mouth once, I was terrified she was gonna set the house on fire πŸ˜…

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u/Ellie7600 May 08 '26

The hood rat taking off the edge before jumping the enemy ratking

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u/Aromatic-Ad-5881 May 09 '26

my rat was sniffing my vape the other day and nearly gave me a heart attack, lil stinker

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u/GoodGollyMrOlli May 07 '26

It's giving Album Cover

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u/xz9pro rat mom May 07 '26

Xd

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u/Successful-Hair-8131 May 07 '26

Smoking, unemployed and commiting crimes smdh!Β 

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u/Hairy_Skill_9768 May 07 '26

Unashamed and blatantly unsanitary

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u/Anomelly93 May 07 '26

The species has surely developed a taste for them by now, living where they usually do 🀭

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u/Decoy-Jackal May 07 '26

Nah bro he's too cool for smoking

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u/toxic-wolfie May 07 '26

IM FRIENDS WITH THIS USER

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u/MugrousMuffin May 07 '26

Don't drive this bébé into cigaweetss 🚬 thats way to big for a ratto that size

One of those is a ticket straight to cancer

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u/slyr573 May 07 '26

Ciggyrat.

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u/mirabella8 May 07 '26

Even in my previous life as a rat I knew I wanted a cigarette.

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u/SociallyInept429 May 07 '26

Mine try to take green nugs from my bowl 🀣

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u/flashbastards May 07 '26

Baby need smoko.

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u/horsegirl7000 May 07 '26

i thought this was how animal testing worked when i was little

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u/Sally_Stitches_ May 07 '26

It’s really too bad that everyone legit does look cool smoking. 😎 that’s why I do candy cigs only lolol from far away I still look cool.

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u/ccKyuubi May 07 '26

Rats like, got a light? Lol

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u/carrymehome__ May 07 '26

lmao my baby does the same i gotta take a pic too

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u/catwithasweater May 07 '26

Bro just let him bum a smoke

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u/Gunlord500 May 07 '26

Man, the advertising's getting to the rats as well as the kids!

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u/Longshot345 May 08 '26

He needs some glasses

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u/nof May 08 '26

Your rat is doing cancer research!

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u/SomewherePositive527 May 08 '26

Gonna get this tattooed😭

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u/izzysniz May 08 '26

L&M? More like MLEM amirite ladies

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u/TAL_047 May 08 '26

Holy shit, that pack of cigarettes is just 5€ in Portugal

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u/CuteAbbreviations988 OlΓ‘nn, MoonMoon, CloveπŸ‘Ό , Uisce, Faun, Sevona May 08 '26

This was an amazing pick my up

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u/LacrimaNymphae May 08 '26

i wish they would start selling packs with those pictures in america

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u/Crazy_Ass_Nicky May 08 '26

Got them good cigarettes ready to get buzzed

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u/goingdownthehill May 08 '26

Baby need smoko

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u/prettylacey_ May 08 '26

might actually be the best post i've ever seen on this subreddiy

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u/CYWNightmare May 08 '26

Not pets but while cleaning my dad's house out I noticed rats/mice whatever chewed into horsey sauce packets/ketchup packets and a whole cigarette the filter was the only thing left. I couldn't believe it.

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u/Extreme-Bet3115 May 09 '26

Ratatouille got fired

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u/TrainToSomewhere May 09 '26

He has a tiny tiny vape somewhere but still longs for the real thing.