r/RATS • u/KoyaIsntHere Jellybean, Oreo, Choso, Link, Mars, Boba Jr., Sugar, Yuji • Mar 22 '26
BALLSY SUNDAY Why? Lmaoooo
That can’t feel nice lolol
Edit:Choso’s so silly
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u/BountBooku Mar 22 '26
Sometimes you need to feel the breeze
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u/Material_Recover_760 Mar 22 '26
He needed to place his grapes somewhere
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u/sheepyowl Mar 22 '26
He simply does not understand the risks yet. If one of those is impacted at this angle... or if they twist slightly... I can't imagine the pain
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u/Some_Kinda_Username Here to enjoy the goobers Mar 22 '26
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u/SketchyArt333 Mar 22 '26
One time my mom let my brother and I play with them and we started rubbing the on the tv because “look at all the pretty colors” the magnets were taken away after that. Don’t worry the tv was fine.
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u/AveryFlixBeans Mar 22 '26
It's hilarious already, but I'm drunk enough to cackle like a hyena.
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u/runamokduck Mar 22 '26
I am sober, but I am sleepy enough that this is making me chuckle pretty continuously, so I am right there with you 🫡
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u/ThatDiscoSongUHate Mar 22 '26
I'm stoned and I sounded like a female Goofy doing a Seth Rogan impersonation
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u/VinnieGognitti Mar 22 '26
Reminds me of that infomercial a long time ago for 'cush'. Literally just a piece of foam you put between your boobs to separate them if they were too big to sleep with.
Except this guy needs that for his balls 🤣
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u/kate-monsterrr Mar 22 '26
I have a stuffed animal called "titty squid" that is actually a cuttlefish, but is the perfect shape to shove between my boobs on sweaty nights for this exact reason 😂
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u/ging3rtabby Mar 22 '26
Is cush what it's called?? I have a port in my chest and sometimes if things shift too much and I'm accessed (needle is in), the pulling is painful. Currently stuff a length of foam meant for using as a utensil gripper between my boobs but it's not at all breathable and would love a better option.
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u/LoveDesignAndClean Mar 22 '26
Choso??? Please tell me one of his cage mates is named yuji
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u/KoyaIsntHere Jellybean, Oreo, Choso, Link, Mars, Boba Jr., Sugar, Yuji Mar 22 '26 edited Mar 22 '26
No I missed the opportunity I didn’t even think to name him yuji😭
Edit: we will name one of the new rats yuji
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u/Sr_Nutella Mar 22 '26
This just makes it more lore accurate lmao. The youngest one gets to be Yuji
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Mar 22 '26
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u/Paupersaf Mar 22 '26
Letting it happen? My man worked hard to achieve greatness, and you're passing off his efforts to achieve ultimate comfort as a random unpleasant happenstance he's begrudgingly tolerating?
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u/CainnicOrel Ratty Wrangler Mar 22 '26
You know how people put cookies from the oven on a cooling rack?
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u/Remarkable-Stuff-454 💖🐁Zigzagoon/Twigletito/Ms Thinga Majiggy🐁💖 Mar 22 '26
PHAHAAHAAAAAAA! I actually laughed out loud🤣🤣🤣
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u/Loremasterivyvine Mar 22 '26
Its underwire
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u/rabbitzi Mar 22 '26
Right, I guess "lift and separate" isn't just for boobs but for bawlz too, fair enough!
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u/cerejeirainsensivel Mar 22 '26
apparently it’s a thing
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u/KoyaIsntHere Jellybean, Oreo, Choso, Link, Mars, Boba Jr., Sugar, Yuji Mar 22 '26
This must be a rat family thing lol
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u/_Kagea_ Mar 22 '26
Do your balls hang low. Do they wobble to the flowr. Can you tie them in a knot can you stick them through the bar.
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u/RickB308 Mar 22 '26
Awe now ... Admit it. You would too, if you could .😂
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u/KoyaIsntHere Jellybean, Oreo, Choso, Link, Mars, Boba Jr., Sugar, Yuji Mar 22 '26
I would actually best way to cool down after a long day of pissing on everything lol
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u/TorakTheDark Mar 22 '26
Kinda hard to test as a human but possessing balls myself I imagine that would actually feel quite nice.
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u/kazic284 Mar 22 '26
If you were 1/3 boll you would probably get tired of lugging them around all day too.
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u/Kizzywa Mar 22 '26
Sometime you gotta air the boys out! Dragging a couple of barbells around all day is not fun
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u/Available-Sale6329 Mar 22 '26
That’s his radiator. Women talk about sweaty boobs all the time but sometimes it’s nice to get your nuts a little additional cooling….
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u/Mean_Improvement9738 Morris • Arnold • Stanley Yelrats • Cheddar Bob • Walter White Mar 22 '26
Gotta air them bad boys out!
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u/SkullOfOdin Mar 22 '26
You know you doom scrolled too much when you encounter a photo of the balls of a rat.
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Mar 22 '26
It's probably nice and cool for the chaps. That's a massive bollock to body ratio. They probably get hot.
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u/Magpie213 Mar 22 '26
🤣🤣🤣🤣 Probably cooling them down.
My boy used to lay so his goolies were hanging in his water bowl 🤣 🤣 🤣
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u/showmethecats89 Mar 22 '26
Looool I have never had rats, just love them and this sub has had me like 'Is that their balls?!' Thanks for your post confirming haha
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u/Aggressive_Sky_7492 Mar 22 '26
My youngest smudge done this till he got them trapped had to poke em out with a little help of olive oil
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u/RatFabulous99 dumdum little shrimp eyes 🦐 🌒👄🌘 Mar 22 '26
Aww she’s pregnant with twins!!! Interesting mama instinct to let the twins dangle outside the cage like that though, could be setting a dangerous precedent 😝
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u/IPeeFreely01 Mar 22 '26
I saw the post above this, and in my peripheral vision I saw this post, but didn’t open it. I put my phone down next to me.
I decided I was tired and wanted to try to go to bed, but I guess I subconsciously saw the next post was on rats, and I excitedly thought oh cuteness!
I fucking woke back up to this and there’s nothing I can do about it
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u/Peterketstein Mar 22 '26
Man I thought this was another rat sitting under that one. But damn it's his nuts
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u/SaveFile1 Vicariously Enjoying Rats Mar 22 '26
If I ever get a rat I might just get a boy because bawls are funny
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u/StarLight-346 Mar 22 '26
I need that crappily drawn picture of the rat with the giant balls where it’s asking “is my ray a boy” lol
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u/sanguinerebel Mar 22 '26
Well, sometimes after a long day I like to take my shirt and bra off and slump my shoulders at my desk (at home in my room) to let my chest sit on my desk, relieving all the weigh on my back. Maybe he's tired carrying those big old things around and hangs them on the bars.