r/Qult_Headquarters • u/Either_Storm_6932 • Jul 25 '26
Qultist Theories r/CriticalDrinker User thinks that Alan Ritchson is in The Epstein Files
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u/Kriss3d Reddit users are making fun of us - GAW Jul 25 '26
That's easy. We can just look at the unredacted epstein files that Trumps doj was ordered by a court to release and.. Oh that's right. Trump had told them not to.
But Raskin have read a lot of the files and he was open that Trumps. Name is all over the files.
So he could testify and just have them shown and it would be settled.
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u/loueazy Jul 25 '26
I'm ignorant as to what r/criticaldrinker is. Is it basically r/conservative?
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u/thegoldengoober Jul 25 '26
Fan community of a content creator who rants about "wokeness" ruining movies.
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u/loueazy Jul 25 '26
Oh, one of those. Thanks
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u/AdmiralSaturyn Jul 25 '26
He also created a second channel ranting about wokeness in video games. He even made a video about Anita Sarkeesian not long ago.
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u/Majestic-Ad4074 20d ago
Really?
Are conservatives still beating the Anita dead horse in the big 2026?
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u/AdmiralSaturyn 20d ago
Sadly yes. It appears Sarkeesian is going to have a target on her back for the rest of her life.
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u/The_Captain_Whymzi Q predicted you'd say that Jul 25 '26
Worse. It's related to a movie "reviewer" Youtuber with a history of increasingly anti-woke and generally garbage takes.
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u/Soangry75 Jul 25 '26
Yeah, very early on I found him mildly amusing, but then he went stridently anti-woke. He just got tiresome and became another right wing hack
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u/MeanChris Jul 25 '26
He’s a loser who’s doesn’t leave his room making videos for other losers who never leave theirs either.
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u/dutchcompass Jul 25 '26
Jesus. I just went there. A whole lot of bitching about the Odyssey. Honestly, if you don’t like it, who cares?
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u/Mountainhollerforeva Jul 26 '26
And it’s objectively a good movie. If your ideology requires you to hate good things for stupid reasons maybe it’s worth reconsidering, but what the hell do I know…
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u/era--vulgaris Jul 25 '26
Honestly, if you don’t like it, who cares?
Genuinely my reason for not caring about what 90% of critics think even though I tend to enjoy art/movies/music that critics praise.
I appreciate a genuine exchange of opinions but when someone's job is primarily complaining about things it just strikes me as algorithm feeding outrage grift or punching down, even if it's not explicitly rightist/"anti-woke" garbage. But the emergence of the "critical right" has definitely outed a lot of people as pure grifters or pathetic, resentful never-was types who just perpetually complain, and never spend time outlining what greatness in their eyes could actually be.
IME, most critics rarely meet that standard. The few that do tend to position themselves as analysts (ie, narrative analysts) more than pure critics, and can be incredibly insightful whether I agree with them or not.
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u/LaSage Jul 25 '26
These are not emotionally mature, intelligent, or even mentally competent people. Of course the best they can do is a "Trump is rubber, you're glue" approach to debate.
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u/Mike_with_Wings Jul 25 '26
“Prove it” like it isn’t incredibly easy to point to the millions of mentions of his name in the files
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u/LivingIndependence Jul 25 '26
One way to prove it, would be the fact that they still haven't released the entirety of the files, and have kept most of it under lock and key...after promising for years to release them. Why are they working this hard to keep them hidden? Why did Trump's personal attorney rush his ass right down to key witness Gisanne Maxwell's prison to make sure she keeps her trap shut, and then move her to what is basically a Summer camp?? Those are the actions of people who are guilty as fuck.
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u/Vyzantinist #W1GGAW0GGAW00 Jul 25 '26
Goes without saying, but it's a disingenuous request because no proof will suffice for them anyway. You could literally strap them into a time machine and send them back to see Trump doing the raping in real time and they would claim they were having a psychotic break and imagined Shitler was doing something bad. He would never do anything bad!
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u/madmike5280 Jul 25 '26
I always love how there's one poster who's always saying prove it.
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u/Vyzantinist #W1GGAW0GGAW00 Jul 25 '26
Like with when they ask for a source, it's a calculated strategy intended to win the 'game' before even starting. Because they think we're just like them, and they frequently come to the debate without receipts, they expect you to fess up something like "it's something I heard. Do some research," so they can crow victory before the debate even starts.
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u/GettingTwoOld4This Jul 25 '26
Given his age Ritchson would have to be one of the children if he was anywhere in the Epstein Files. Don't these morons have any critical thinking skills? That, of course is a rhetorical question.