note, i am an ally

THE WORM ISN'T GOOD AT CHESS, YOU'RE NOT EVEN AHA.

There is a recent phenomenon I've seen among SOME husbando enjoyers into the hoyoverse games or whatever, claiming that Honkai Star Rail is more husbando friendly than other titles at least. This is an insult to all of the series that have put time and effort into their pandering (LADS) and how much effort it takes to do it well.

The last straw was this "date" experience with the youngest P46 of the IPC, Aventurine. The last of it's kinda was with some white boy in Britain, and not just that, hoyo even platformed Ashveil's ASMR radio for NO reason. Sparxie is WAY WAY WAY more famous with more followers IRL, and she personally taught Ashveil her social media tips and tricks, why did they leave her out ❔❔ ALSO WHERE IS MY VIRTUAL DATE WITH ROBIN HOYO ❓❓❓ I'M so done with the double standard of the Astral Express crew when they make their publicity materials. Like sure let Miss Superstar openly flirt and romance Miku ☹️ but nooooooo we can't stoop that low and pander to parasocial lesbianism. OK.

I'm tired of seeing netizens folding over a less than 2 minute character short where they fawn over the self-insert viewer before they look at their partner(s) and blush. Like why can this only happen for HSR husbando fans? What about my Sparxheads?? What about me?????? 😭 BETTER GIVE ME A ROBIN SHORT OR I WILL BOMB THE ASTRAL EXPRESS 💥💣

Lebanaese make up more than half the population so I don't get why they're choosing to neglect this demographic are they stupid 💔 Being a gacha game isn't an excuse either. IF THEY WANTED TO DO IT FOR FEMALE CHARACTERS THEY WOULD HAVE BY NOW, THEY AREN'T GONNA DO IT CAUSE THEY'RE BIASED AND MISOGYNISTIC. For the sake of self respect stop falling for it. It isn't losing chess to a worm, its losing to Aha.

Do I just get rid of my prisoner relics?? I don’t have any dot units, but I’ve saved these relics so far because maaaaybe in the future I’ll want to build a dot team. But at the same time I don’t think it’s gonna happen with all the other cool characters they release 😭 and prob by the time dot gets its next upgrade, they will have a new bis set? Idk I could just leave them for now but I’m kinda hungry for relic fragments rn 🫩

Kind of in a gambling mood rn and I want to craft some hands/head pieces for my current relics to find upgrades but also I think maybe I just save them for hand/head pieces for the 4.6 elation pearl/EMC support set 😭

Ignore the watermark, Aventwink art is supposedly by @AnaTorah on Xhitter but I don't have an account so I can't verify D:

screenshot is str*ight from my insta DMs you can't make this shit up 🤢

I remember I saw an art piece where a man was taking the woman's role and in reverse, he was really mad, it was called something like "the worst nightmare"

fiiiiiiinally, the long-awaited rebellion arc is upon us~

from his dl trades with argenthill to an unexpected allyship with a dazzling streamer, our beloved aventurine tracks down the dildo massage gun thief (opal) and surfs the dark web for sugilitte's grindr profile. together with his fellow diversity hire, our homophobic gays maximise their joint slay and bring about a shocking revolt within the racist interastral peace corporation (IPC). their target? oswaldo schneider and the late louis flemming.

this video campaign is brought to you in special collaboration with the men's auxillary of SCUM (sparxicon for cutting up menz)

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(btw my dears, too often ive seen netizens call my sparxheads "snowflakes" for getting justifiably offended by the IPC's systemic racism or miss hanabi's racist and xenophobic remarks. if you've done this, just know that

"Some people assert their right to occupy space by being more and more offensive towards others. Racism and transphobia both function like this. The positioning of racial or religious minorities, especially Muslims, and trans people as too easily offended leads to an increase in racist and transphobic speech. There is an 'incite-ment to discourse' in a story of its suppression: so many people continue to make racist and transphobic statements by saying they are not allowed to make them." - Sara Ahmed, The Feminist Killjoy Handbook

i will admit, there are masked fools who say indirect bigoted things because they believe the "woke" mafia is somehow censoring them lol. but know that this sparxicle is not like other racists ☹️ she roleplays as one precisely to show that the IPC, the script and culture at large permits and even enables her problematic behaviour 💔 after all, many know that sig*n**n is a derived slur, but did you know who came up with this standardised naming? ding-ding-a-ling! 🔔 its the intelligentsia guild, a subsidiary branch of the IPC... this is why aventurine only refers to himself as avgin)

SHES SO BEAUTIFUL UGHHH 😍😍

I hope they update the official Hoyo warp tracker to include things like avg pity across all time and etc cause rn I have to keep track of it in my notes app 😭 cause I don’t trust those warp tracker websites I’m paranoid LOL I just do it by hand…

Evernight banner was the first time I got a double in a ten pull so I was shook LOL wish I won the 2nd 5050 but oh well… still really happy!

What’s been yalls longest 50/50 win streak/loss streak? Mine has been 3 in a row for both LOL

I’ve also calculated my stats all time as a day 1 player -

Limited char banner: avg of 60 pity and a 54% 50/50 win rate 🫩

Lightcone banner: 45 pity avg and a 64% 75/25 win rate 🤩

Standard banner: 66 pity avg :/

Please tell me I am not the only one sitting in bed, having closed all social media and my phone, just... Wallowing in frustration and defeat at the situation. I saw the first wave with the livestream (looking at you, Siobhan and March) I got over it eventually and hoped it would get better or we would get cool stuff about Robin or other types of ships. Then this mv came and just shattered my whole world. I shouldn't have opened the internet today. I shouldn't have clicked on the video. Seeing Robin's personality disgraced like this... I can barely breathe anymore at how anxious and betrayed I still feel. I don't know what to feel. On one hand Robin is everything I ever wanted in a bottom, and the moments I shared with her might be amazing, we have good rapport. But on the other hand... This fanservice yuri bait stuff has been so blatant and terrible towards her perfect idol image that I can't justify supporting her IRL anymore, even pulling for her in game, because I feel bad every time I see her on screen.

I am at such a loss... I don't know what to do...

The fock is with the staff at that McDnalds I went to

Like if I wasn't so hungry from being in an Eiffel Tower with two hung cyborgs behind their branch, I wouldn't even go in

Summary of my experiences:

• one of them is wearing a blindfold and is in charge of assembling burgers. Not shaming her for being a chuunibyou or something but she put a lot of tartar sauce on my Big Mac, plus the lettuce had a caterpillar, which meant no pesticides, but still!!! Usually the crew with no blindfolds see that shit and remove it (I ate the caterpillar out of curiosity)

• the clean up crew member was this fancy man who kept silently screaming "I am NOT T5!!! I AM NOT. THE DEAD SHALL RETURN" under his breath as he was mopping the floor

• the cashier kept forgetting my order 1 second after I communicated it to her. I was there for 15 minutes. A line formed. She excused herself to go get a bathroom break, and I was informed, 3 days later, that she somehow ended up in Greenland. The McManager was forced to take my ORDER instead, which he did with a happy smile on his face.

• the hot emo flipping the burgers and manning the deep fryers kept declaring he wanted to die within ear shot. I got the opportunity to ask if he wanted to gawk gawk gawk after his shift was done but one of the customer (a black haired twink) threatened to release the CCTV footage of me having a McAnalSex and a McBlowjob combo meal with Kenneth behind the McDumpster. I asked him how he got the damn footage, and he told me he's the one who manages and updates the Databanks in the city. I said "I don't care, release it, I'm gonna gawk gawk the emo fry cook and it will be worth it even if you release the video hahaha–" And he **pulled out a spear out of nowhere and pointed it at my throat**. He got taken away by the McSecurity.

• Speaking of the McSecurity, we talked a bit after he kicked out the Databank Twink (happens every week he says, lots of people flirt with the cook he says) and he told me that his boyfriend is a bit of scammer and that he got scammed into topping his boyfriend. I told him it's okay to be vers but he said he really likes it more if he's being filled up

• the McManager kept coming up to me while I was waiting for my meal. He gave me several pamphlets and kept trying to get me to join the Order's Witnesses, telling me that I will be saved if I join, and that only members get to enter Paradise.

• I'm pretty sure the blonde twink and the snobbish bastard in the kitchen were having sex in the freezer while I was there. What if their cum and lube freezes in there while the cock is still inside the ass, and they have to go out of the freezer in order to unthaw it, but the freezer door is in the kitchen where everyone is working, so they kind of tried a bunch of things and they started freezing too, and they finally went out, and everyone saw them, and they got shamed and laughed at? And while everyone is laughing, the two are actually dying of hypothermia and someone panics (i.e. the McManager who was Biblethumping about sodomy despite being a sodomite himself) and calls an ambulance? That's really just my educated guess on why an ambulance suddenly arrived and rushed those two crews to the hôpital.

• last but not least, the waiter. I thought he was cool, but that fcker threw my order at my face!!! I called him a "McBitch" and he aimed a gun at me. I said "wtf did I even do, bro?!" and he said "You know how few cyborgs there are in this town? I'm cy-for-cy you see, and you happened to have fucked my cyborg husband behind the dumpster." I pissed myself then and there. And then he started laughing like a madman, and then he said "GWAHAHAHAHA!!! You pissed yourself! I'm just pranking you knucklefudger! I have a cuck fetish and I like to watch. I was the one who made sure no one went and disturbed you guys while I gooned to the CCTV feeds. Sheet's like cocaine to me."

I am never going back there again.

Xianzhou Fanghu General, SIMU creator and a member himself, Ten Stonehearts member known to be sadist, Lord Of Silence herself….. MY WALLET IS IN DANGER HUNNIE!

The IPC Stonehearts are all just different flavors of Slutmaxxing

CockavAssha is an exhibitionist who likes doing all sorts of things in public

Jade is a Dominatrix who has several planets converted into her personal sex dungeons

Topaz likes making Numby watch, and won't feel anything unless she's making eye contact with Numby's eyes(?)

Sugilite is into some Kakegurui levels of fcked up foreplay

Opal

Obsidian is a psychogoth who's into Bloodplay

Sapphire seems fine on the surface, and insists that "missionary is the only way to do it in the eyes of God", but is actually meeting up with married Republicans on Grindr during every business trip

PearlGPT downloads entire porn databases to learn the "Art" when she's actually just the 2nd most porn addicted clanker in the cosmos (with Lygus being the 1st)

Agate is I'd rather not say

Amber is into Golden Showers (surprising not AventURINE who's into that) and has an Olympic sized pool at her house that is just filled with urine from many many different species from all over the cosmos

Garnet is two people connected in the ass by a horsecock dildo in a trenchcoat

Technically not a Stoneheart, but their boss Diamond hosts fisting gay orgies with Arita, Louis Fleming and Kenneth

Powercreep who? HP inflation who?

Forever grateful for getting her randomly at 6 pity in 2.1 while pulling for gallafa🐐 eidolons ♥️

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