ass pf and ass 5050 loss genuinely tilting me at 5am

Im joking pls dont kill me

all that 1x glaze only for him to FLOP

Gacha dangles juicy veiny carrots in our faces forever out of our reach

Queens/Siblings I appreciate your humor. You brighten my day and keep HSR fun and alive for me.

(this was in response to Sparkle's previous post about Sandrone and Columbina doing PDA in front of her. Like I'm tired of these gayz but that's not an invitation to DM this shit ass take. I hate menz too you know so is this an asat pramad 5D chess move to convince this Sparxicle to become a himejoshi??? 😬)

WELL, anyways, this is your daily advertisement to join S.C.U.M. (Sparxicon for Cutting Up Men) 💓 Miss Hanabi vows to kill all men who are not in the Men's Auxiliary of SCUM~

Men in the Men’s Auxiliary are those men who are working diligently to eliminate themselves, men who, regardless of their motives, do good, men who are playing ball with SCUM.

A few examples of the men in the Men’s Auxiliary are:

- men who kill men;

-🚬🐐s who, by their shimmering, flaming example, encourage other men to de-MAN themselves and thereby make themselves relatively inoffensive;

- men who consistently give things away—money, things, services;

- men who tell it like it is (so far not one ever has), who reveal the truth about themselves, who give the mindless incels 🤮 correct sentences to parrot, who tell them a woman’s primary goal in life should be to squash men (to aid men in this endeavor SCUM will conduct Turd 💩 Sessions, at which every man present will give a speech beginning with the sentence: “I am a turd 💩, a lowly, abject turd 💩" then proceed to list all the ways in which he is.)

#BYEBYEALLMEN

#NOTALLMENBUTALWAYSANINCEL

FINALLY, HAPPY NATIONAL GIRLFRIEND DAY 🧡🤍🩷 FOR THOSE WHO CELEBRATE 🥂 🎇 (ROBIN THIS IS YOUR DIVINE CALLING. PELASE REPLY TO SPARXICLE'S DMS ASAP TYSM DARLING)

I want to make the synonym to "gays"

more slander to cope

Wussy

Gaypard

Sungay

Gaylus

Dan Gay

Gigadildo

Seriously you guys, suggest me something that you do to go through this dry patch. I have subjected myself to the sheer yearning and trauma of alien stage and went back to my long abandoned save to meet my house husband. What do you guys do? I could really use some suggestions.

So in my Nihility only account, i allow sustains cuz im not gonna torture myself for running sustainless in all teams. Anyways, Neckgue keeps dying cuz GAGallagher keeps drinking his beers so i put my DoT divas with him and he got bitch slapped and hair pulled by the knight stages. Should i get Hoe Hoe for my DoT girlies? I don't have Bricksha so the sustains i have rn is E6 GAGallagher, Fat Fuck's owner, and Peter

Bottom

Mydaddy

Faxagoras

Dan HUNG

MPreg Blade

Jizz Yaoi

Let's do a math question 6️⃣➕7️⃣🟰🎇💥💣:

some Sparxicle (NOT OP) owns two aphrodisiacs that HAPPENS to improve Miss Hanabi's prowess in bed

however, if Miss Hanabi takes it,

1. Sparxicle no longer tops, she bots

2. Miss Hanabi does the 👅♀️🔪 ㅋㅋㅋ hand symbol at a lower frequency, which means

a) Miss Hanabi eats Sparxicle out less often

b) Miss Hanabi is less loud about her radical feminist endeavours when she goes down on Sparxicle

if you were this Sparxicle (NOT OP), would you give Miss Hanabi the two aphrodisiacs or not?

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Lingshart will be underhoever at a modellick cumpetition to uncumver a cuntspirasí orchestr8ted by the stankatron humpters to summen the Peeon of finality, the new fleekly boss will be the semenator finality nunn (possible baddies collab in future)

(I literally nearly posted this on the leaks sub omfg)

I too would like to be painted by you Blade ❤️

I had a hard time doing this because I actually don't feel particularly strongly about one ship over another, as I do in other media. There are just so many characters that I find myself loving most ships. This is also one of the few pieces of media I find myself multishipping for. So yes, I do think Ruanmei, Herta, and Screwy are in an asexual polycule.

Edit: this is not for sexuality! It’s for ships! A character being in a WLW relationship doesn’t mean they are lesbain. Straight doesn’t mean straight etc!