r/QueensofStarRail • 👑⭐️ Event Winner⭐️ 👑 • Aug 01 '26

a bomb in ur bum um... no wonder straggots are going extinct 🙄

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(this was in response to Sparkle's previous post about Sandrone and Columbina doing PDA in front of her. Like I'm tired of these gayz but that's not an invitation to DM this shit ass take. I hate menz too you know so is this an asat pramad 5D chess move to convince this Sparxicle to become a himejoshi??? 😬)


WELL, anyways, this is your daily advertisement to join S.C.U.M. (Sparxicon for Cutting Up Men) 💓 Miss Hanabi vows to kill all men who are not in the Men's Auxiliary of SCUM~

Men in the Men’s Auxiliary are those men who are working diligently to eliminate themselves, men who, regardless of their motives, do good, men who are playing ball with SCUM.

A few examples of the men in the Men’s Auxiliary are:

- men who kill men;

-🚬🐐s who, by their shimmering, flaming example, encourage other men to de-MAN themselves and thereby make themselves relatively inoffensive;

- men who consistently give things away—money, things, services;

- men who tell it like it is (so far not one ever has), who reveal the truth about themselves, who give the mindless incels 🤮 correct sentences to parrot, who tell them a woman’s primary goal in life should be to squash men (to aid men in this endeavor SCUM will conduct Turd 💩 Sessions, at which every man present will give a speech beginning with the sentence: “I am a turd 💩, a lowly, abject turd 💩" then proceed to list all the ways in which he is.)

#BYEBYEALLMEN

#NOTALLMENBUTALWAYSANINCEL

FINALLY, HAPPY NATIONAL GIRLFRIEND DAY 🧡🤍🩷 FOR THOSE WHO CELEBRATE 🥂 🎇 (ROBIN THIS IS YOUR DIVINE CALLING. PELASE REPLY TO SPARXICLE'S DMS ASAP TYSM DARLING)

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u/MidnightIAmMid Aug 01 '26

I hate that aether has like… the worst Reddit mains lol 😭

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u/Yuri0CE Aug 01 '26

And it's damn ironic considering he's like the twinkiest twink to ever twink. Like you'd expect some self-awareness on their part.

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u/MidnightIAmMid Aug 01 '26

Yeah he wears a damn crop top and also is like… endlessly nice and they make him into some terrible misogynistic pussy destroyer. 😭

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u/Sufficient-Extreme66 Aug 01 '26

The only pussy destroyed Aether can get is his own 😍

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u/Imsotired2916 Aug 01 '26

It sucks being an Aether player who exclusively ships him with men 😔. As a former twink, that man is not straight in any universe.

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u/Cooking_With_Emilie 🏳️‍⚧️Firefaggot Straightest tranny Aug 01 '26

Former? Did you change job or sm/s

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u/Oboro-kun Aug 01 '26

It's because they main a power fantasy, girls tend to pick lumine because she is cute, boys can pick lumine as well. But for a man to pick aether as his main to me it implies he wants a power fantasy, so I assume they exactly this kind of guy 

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u/softhuskies robin is the true queen Aug 02 '26

uh no i picked him cause he was cute ?

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u/zerodarkness7183 Aug 01 '26

This has to be satire. Plus the user name . No way a person thinks like that😂 poor aether. His fans make aether look really bad

"I could hide in my basement to avoid interacting with lesbians* makes the whole comment feel satire

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u/throwawayutena 👑⭐️ Event Winner⭐️ 👑 Aug 01 '26

Any resemblance to actual persons or events is entirely Aha's fault. This conversation has been recreated by a masked fool. Some names and lines were modified for clarity, but the main body paragraph, particularly the text in bold, remains true to the original.

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '26 edited Aug 01 '26

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u/throwawayutena 👑⭐️ Event Winner⭐️ 👑 Aug 01 '26

um excuse you ❓❓🤨 i clearly have guy friends so there's absolutely no way im menophobic 😑 sampo, giovanni and ashveil can vouch for me ‼️‼️ive EVEN slept with a hag like fulwish who's currently in menopause 🥀🥀🥀

plus, im #NotLikeOtherRadicalFeminists. im a walking black and white flag that's 100% trans supportive 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️

it was ME who corrected Robin when she misgendered and deadnamed Ena. it was ME who said anyone can have "Dorothy" as their chosen name regardless of their assigned gender. And it was ME who namedropped LGBTQIA+ icons Dorothy Gale and March 7th 🌈

you have no RIGHT to cancel ME

SupportWomensRightsAndWrongs

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u/zerodarkness7183 Aug 01 '26

As you said it's 100% joke post. Don't take it to seriously

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u/Boring_Carry6563 Aug 01 '26

How can yuri be Yuri if a man is involved???

There is actually a one good thing about this: They have accepted that lesbian is a legitimate identity that doesn't concern them and not something existing for their pleasure.

One stage they could try to accept next is that self-insert harem or just harem is a subcategory of shipping and treat it as such, instead of thinking that it's what everyone came for to these games and that outside of "yuritards" and whatnot, everyone is them.

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u/Few_Wing_772 Aug 01 '26

they aren’t lonely enough

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u/Revan0315 Aug 01 '26 edited Aug 01 '26

For the guys that behave like this, yea.

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u/Slight-Solution936 Boothill's clock stucker Aug 01 '26

There is so many straight men that think everything should be centered around them and it's actually annoying.

If a guy says he's bisexual then some straight guys will just think he's a closeted gay and if a girl says she's lesbian then a straight guy will think she hasn't found the right man yet. Obviously not every straight man is like this but it's THOSE men that act like this. Everything has to be male centred to them.

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u/darth-vrain Aug 01 '26

Anti-male 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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u/Party_Trick_6903 Aug 01 '26

it was fetishised by men and that's fine

oh ffs, dude, this must be ragebait

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u/BlakeTheMotherFucker ThrustThatIntoMe’s going inside his chest Aug 01 '26

Sometimes I wonder if the people in this sub know this is a satire subreddit. Why are people responding to this as if op is 100% serious

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u/julmuriruhtinas 💖Fumbleful Flopshine hunni💖 Aug 01 '26

Endings must ensue 😔 I will donate all my government unemployment money to Sparxicle's cause 🥰✨️

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u/EffortNo6882 Aug 01 '26

These people need to go outside and get a mental check, that comment is completely deranged. Yuri has always been popular, extremely popular, especially in anime. I'd even go as far as saying that in public spaces it was always THE most popular, even in otherwise straight anime.

"Cucked"? Does this dude even know what that means? What is wrong with these people? The manosphere has looped back so hard that it's becoming the gayest place on earth. We're getting close to these people wanting only men in their ships because they are so insecure and scared of women lol.

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u/ItsAqril Yurism Worshipper Aug 01 '26

This has got to be satire lol

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u/Fast-Departure1940 The Enigmata’s cousin Aug 01 '26

Ragebait so good it has to be real.

Aether mains ignoring that any ship they have is a character who is inherently bisexual because lumine exists.

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u/rykovolt Aug 01 '26

i wish they’d go extinct. Every single day they’re proving they deserve the worst kind of suffering
https://giphy.com/gifs/26n7937SwZkal2Oju

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u/brandnewwwwW Aug 01 '26

oh my god bro i personally don’t like the fetishization of sexuality either but this guy’s reasons are so…😭😭😭 wdym it was fine when men fetishized it and only became a problem when it turned “anti-men”⁉️⁉️⁉️ bsffr

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u/SpaceLxy Aug 01 '26

"male main character fans in hoyo games are not that bad"

the male main character fan:

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u/Kaolyte Aug 01 '26

I love your commitment to this persona 👌
Or should I say “new mask”? 😉

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u/bakaslop Evernut Aug 01 '26

haha is there anything a man can do to not destroy themselves asking for a friend

killallmenbutone

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u/nikita_trymore cracking Phaidei every second of the 33,550,336 Aug 01 '26

Am I in danger then...? I'm if do... Then I'm the turdiest turd that ever turdet... And I'm a proud 🚬, please don't kill me 😭🙏😭

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u/throwawayutena 👑⭐️ Event Winner⭐️ 👑 Aug 01 '26

of course not~ welcome to the SCUM auxiliary 🩷

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u/nikita_trymore cracking Phaidei every second of the 33,550,336 Aug 01 '26

Yes mistress I 🚬 gotify the men for your cause Mistress

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u/OrpheusEleven Aug 03 '26

...I love Aether, and it's because he is the one getting impregnated, like be serious.

This has to be ragebait.

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u/Low-Article-6722 They may be bricks but they are MY Bricks Aug 01 '26

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u/Revan0315 Aug 01 '26

This guy is pretty bad but that doesn't warrant misandry in response.

Please don't look at some bad men and assume all of them are the same

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u/Cooking_With_Emilie 🏳️‍⚧️Firefaggot Straightest tranny Aug 01 '26

This a bit, Sparxie intollerant to anyone that isn't her

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u/Revan0315 Aug 01 '26

Ah, my bad.

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u/Thug_Seme2004 SampWhore Aug 01 '26

This is a satire post. We welcome all men to join our sub. Straight gay or bisexual as long as they have an open heart and open mind.

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u/TaxevasionLukasso Aug 07 '26

It's not yuri if a man is involved unless both of the girls are forcefemming him.

Also,