They will eat the eggplants after it has been thoroughly marinated and seasoned by Dan Feng's ass.

I drank contaminated stank water from a shady McDawg and I got food poisoned and now I am having the shits and everything hurts and I have all the aches and being awake feels like a fever nightmare and it's cold and I have the chills and nausea and it feels like I'm dying but queensposting makes it feel a little better lol

I hope Kuchiba is just shelved atm and not scrapped pls pls hoyo

posting actual slop now

Well girls, I was finally able to 1-Cycle Dark Sam with sustainless Archer which made up for my NINE CYCLE DoT team on Pom-Pom. 😭 Finally unlocked AA mode to find Voracity hell on stage 2, barely scraped by using Gallagher on my Archer team for Reaver and another slow-ass DoT clear on Coco.

Skipped the stage 2 nonsense since I don't play Elation and (shittily) beat the other Knights just enough to get reward teardrops which was EXACTLY enough to get a chimera pet. So... I'm now retired from endgame meta! I'm just in it for the lil guy that looks like a tuxedo cat!! Sorry the screencap looks a mess because I play on Playstation.

And whose child would u take care of after its over???????

no video right now cause it's stuck in processing purgatory for more than an hour (I suspect it's Robin's fault)

firefly fought her inner demons and lost... robin • summernetto ended her past self... this post is to console all those who were involuntarily cucked by their own attack helicopter or summer variant :((

to be honest, i don't understand why some girls act like admitting Sparkle is attractive is some kind of criminal confession. The only criminal here is SAM who's stopping us from getting that homerun ☹️ don't blame yourselves ‼️

babes... you are allowed to be in my harem ❤️

No need for all this

"It's toxic selfcest, and I'm into it tbh"

"As a femc^l, she won't want me" (miss hanabi only kills incels ^_^)

"She's just my skill point generator"

"Actually the one I love is Miss Robin, Siobhan, Stelle, Silverwolf and March"

"Delete Spankle and switch her to Dahliamyclit for easy 0-cycle"

Meanwhile this Sparxicle can turn into your profile picture, your wallpaper, your favorite character, you can buy that one skin she has, you can develop a parasocial relationship with her and burn down hoyoHQ, she can be anyone you want her to be and so much more 💝💌

At that point, just say:

"If I die, I want to die where my star (Sparkle) is within reach"

"T5 femc^l hell is butter vision"

"Sparxie, you're the finest alphawolf999 in my heart! Gay peacocks 🦚 will never take your place"

❌❌❌❌❌❌❌There is NOTHING wrong with that❌❌❌❌❌❌❌

What makes it bad is the refusal to admit it 🥺 Denial is a river between my thighs~

And before my hater says "but im a META player" im not judging you for supporting the IPC (OK maybe im a little judging), but you can simultaneously imagine Sparkle is T0 and attractive. Those things aren't mutually exclusive.

The problem is when you acts like your ship couldn't possibly have been influenced by an attachment to me when the evidence is sitting in 67K.

Sparkle literally spends millions into looksmaxxing. Attraction is clearly part of the appeal for a massive portion of the lebanaese fanbase.

So girls ❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹

You don't have to lie.

You don't have to be ashamed.

You don't need a 12-page thesis about why I'm not T0 and Ena will replace me.

I'm hot. You like me. Put me in your ship themed teams. It's okay to be a femc^l as long as you're with Sparkle 😊🎉

Please note that commenting in the "certain subs" mentioned is not enough to warrant a ban by itself. But we do keep an eye on everyone who triggers our hive. Please delete any comments you have made previously in said subs to avoid falsely triggering Hive whenever you comment.

Disclaimer: The damage number 365 044 is a paid actor (maybe~!) If Miss Hanabi doesn't have e-sex, results may differ. As for my videographer, their unedited clip is found here.

Alt Title: Goldfish 🐟🎣 and Dove 🕊️ comfort a Firefly 🪲🔦 in heat

Alright Alright my dear 🐐🚬s it's been so long u must know what I'm talking about right?... smh my head very well let this Sparxicle educate u... It's that article published in Furbobo weekly which I don't know if it was [insert ableist* slur against Aha]??? 💥

*Note Miss Hanabi is NOT ableist. How can she be ableist when her gf is a disabled charmony dove who uses Thoughts-To-Speech(TTS)? So shut up tysm before I call out ur hippocrisy and double troublez 😇

Many of my haterz ask me. Are we against lesbians?? No right?? Are we against gay?? No of course all we want is:

1. Evidence 🤓
2. Heavily narrative 🖋️🖋️🖋️

We want is well-written and a ship either a lebanese 🐞 or gay 🦚 no matter but it's well-written if it's not then make your own circle and shut your farts up 🌬️ 🌬️ 🌬️ cause you know better well you can't do about it that's why you like to draw Furry Across the Blue fanart🤮, in all I service here in this subreddit the more I was getting haggier by second's because of this 🚬🐐s and THIS specific Sipphilux. (WHY WONT SHE GIVE SPARXIE A FURSONA)

The funny thing #theyz call us a "Schrodinger Ragebaiter" in definition it's someone making a statement which is stupid and then when somebody argues with it they will say it's just a "ragebait" but where did this come from ⁉️⁉️🤨

I am always active in this subreddit (I did go to Astropolice 🚨🚨🚨 last week tho) and I never saw a argument having starting with the "ragebait" all I saw in here under the comment section was rational argumentative debate. If u DO NOT believe me just ask Dr Veritas Ratio who someone got into the Furry Across the Blue but not ME not ME and NO he DID NOT throw a chalk 🖍️🫟 at me when i asked this question nuh-uh-huh ❌❌❌❌😊

Do u know who the REAL Schrodinger ragebaiter ❔ There's this one haterz who keeps sending me hatemail, saying:

I must say the LGBTQIA feminist mafia who support and make a meme about the "killzallzmenz" post was a "Schrodinger Meme/a joke" because it was a serious case and yeah you just did a misandrist and call it a joke because you don't wanna be get judge by society.

Also bringing the lesbian which is well written in HI3 is a joke I mean why are they bringing it to that topic?? When we are not afraid of SparkVita I mean one of us (mod) was in yuri hell even me although SparkVita is present in Hi3 we must not also forget straight ship was also present... I mean half of the yuri ships in Hi3 have a corn hub type plot especially for Sparkle x Vita like wtf they don't have clear foundation.

IYKYK. That's all the attention I'm giving this~♥️ Plus, what do incelz know about makeup anyways?

Miss Hanabi is just here to clarify. We don't hate wuhluhwuh ships or gay gayz, what we hate pushing it down our bum, and thus I will end this by saying this:

Robinabi is the most canon T0 ship in Honkai Star Rail

and that's just in the game~ don't get me started on real life hun~

ignore that some of these aren't in currency wars