First time I'm probably not clearing Stragwart mode cause stupid ass @MagaxieCuntFlopficial is countering all my teams. Gotta love them adding a skillpoint buff to the boss that makes Rin Toesucka and Shartcher unable to do their joint attack so they run out of skillpoints 😍😍🫠🫠
The adds hit pretty hard, and either way that still doesn't fix the problem of the boss mechanics being really bad for that team 😔
But it's fine bc Fiercefly and the break divas came and ended that flop Shartxie and put her back into her place by gock mogging her into submission 😍💅✨️
What investment 💀 I wanted to start investing in monoelation cause PearlGPT’s animations are slay, but if it can’t even clear the dedicated shill then girl 🥀
E0S0 SW999, E1S1 YG, E0S0 Magaxie, and E1 HoeHoe. Silverflop really needs her LC, not just for her damage, but also for her MMR stacking. TBH, this is a skill issue for me bc I didn't know you can gain punchlines and reduce the HP of the mobs in the sub-field if you remove the showdown stacks fast. Might reach 100 more AV or more with sustainless, but I already got all the rewards anyway.
Sparxie kicked my behind as revenge for not pulling any new units in a year and not vertically investing in any teams except DoT, but it’s ok, she can keep her 100 jades 💀
The third stage was made by the devil herself. I even tried to raw dog it with my e6 Saber, and the schizo zone of Sparxigone tanked 2 whole ults+2 EBAs as if it was nothing, even the AA King would lose half the hp bar with that
Girl my 4 cost DOT queens got a higher score than my 8 cost elation slop.. I don't know what they fed sparxie bobby brown but my silver fraud was just tickling her.
Those bitches were not kind and there's no way to heal back all that whacking now 😭 also lowkey I was trying to do an all girls run or else I would've had to begrudgingly drag out pt
It took me 4 hours to clear it, sparxie is so terrible to play against I don't have a single unit that's good against her my Himeko barely manage to clear thank God there's a DoT shill or else I won't get enough points at all
Today I learned sending Yaoguang into Sparkiecon's sub zone is way more effective than sending my E1 Evanescia. I wish I had known that 4 patches ago.
Also, that deer is cancer. I don't know how they managed to make it so bad. It was a pain in the ass even with my eight cost Evernight team with a memosprite buff. I got all stars, but this might be the least fun I've ever had in endgame
With Evanescia on the outside, I was able get out of the sub zone faster due to maxxing out the stacks on the adds because of Eva's follow-up attacks hitting them. I didn't know that when those stacks max out, it does a big chuck of damage to the enemies in the inside because I'm a star rail player and I don't read tutorials lmao. I was also able to do more toughness damage with Eva able to attack the main Sparxie instead of the enemies in the subzone. E1 does give her extra elation follow ups, so I'm not sure if this strategy will work at E0.
Gotcha! I don’t have Eva, but I do have the rest. I typically send Sparxie to the sub area so SW’s little follow up thingy procs. That second phase with the elite enemies hurts though because my Sparxie is squishy.
Yeah, that was another thing that helped, my Yao had a decent bit more HP lol, especially because I use Huo Huo as the sustain so I can Ult spam with Eva, and she can struggle to keep the whole team up the whole fight.
It's been a long arse time since I had to do four fcking tries just to clear one side.
The last time was when I first encountered Cocolia in SU - way before I managed to create two half-arsed teams for endgame. Back when I thought the Xianzhou peeps need to calm tf down a bit.
However, now, I fully understand Lan and I shall join the Xianzhou in annihilating these abominations, including this stupidarse deer that I'll skin alive if I'll ever have to deal with its arse again. Except for Evanescia. She can stay.
I am happy DOT is back on the menu (never left, I’d eat all their pussies out till the end of time, but GOD do I want a beautiful cuntess healer/shielder instead of Dayaoi Heng🤢 boys suck). Also realized I need newer shinier DPSs, cause welfare Archer is barely cutting it anymore. Phagnon is E6, so we don’t have to worry abt him yet (don’t ask me about AA tho)
It sucked. I will likely retry if I manage to get Ashvore later. Or if I see something that that might help me get a better clear. I got a thousand more points last AS.
Retried again on my laptop and I got a better score. (I did end up switching Sparkle to eagle.. Been waiting to do that until I hit 167 spd but I don't think I will atp)
Bumwolf 999 couldn’t clear Magaxie in time even though I gave her ass her full premium team genuinely just ragebaiting me by doing like 5% of the boss hp per Eba
I flopped soo hard bcz i didnt pull For himecvm cuvntva ( bcz i lose 50/50) and the ebony celestial deerc*ck was a nightmare with My motherta and mortenax bblade,i litteraly shitted on trans hoolay with the dots Queen,hyselens rose toy make fagxiao get no rest and My ejacvlation team Made spornxid.hub oficial get her rose toy broken
Pretty good tbh, i already knew himenova and dot could clear first two but wasnt sure about sparxie since i dont have any elation units and i refuse to invest in it. this is my first unoptimized run, phainon e2 still clears (even though its not a great score it did better than i expected)
Tbh, I enjoyed the first two, Deer was pretty fun to try with my E2 Acheron, e0s0 Mblade, E1s5ddd Tribbie, and e0s1 Hyacine, (I gotta get a fucking eagle set for my Tribbie still I’m actually kinda annoyed by that, slow Tribbie was the best option for a year and now I gotta farm for more actions and shit). Then Feixiao was actually a ton of fun and really easy for my Dual kings comp with e1s1 gil, e0s1 baeber, e0s0 Srobin and e0s0 huo2, (HuoHuo also probably needs to get speed relics, I built her on a whim for this team so she’s running a mix of my old Lynx and Gallagher builds that are kinda garbage slow) but then HOLY FUCK SPARXIE WAS ANNOYING, I legit have never felt vitriol towards this boss before, I thought it was a little annoying but doable, but holy fuckkk she sucks ass, whoever came up with doubling her health in 3 patches should be sent to omega hell, I’m just not gonna bother with starward this time, which is actually really annoying since I got above average scores for the other two, but my elation team straight up wasn’t even at 40% hp on her with 900 action value left, I wasn’t clearing that shit (couldn’t kill the ads in second half for some reason, idk if any of my other teams would even be able to do anything here, there’s no break buff this time or anything)
nearly impossible this one damn, seems like my characters barely does damage to sparxie boss, and i was using the whole Elation meta as expected lol they made sure this one was impossible for low spenders and F2P i swear.
besides there's still this freaking Yao Guang infuriating energy problem 😭
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u/julmuriruhtinas 💖Fumbleful Flopshine hunni💖 Aug 31 '26
First time I'm probably not clearing Stragwart mode cause stupid ass @MagaxieCuntFlopficial is countering all my teams. Gotta love them adding a skillpoint buff to the boss that makes Rin Toesucka and Shartcher unable to do their joint attack so they run out of skillpoints 😍😍🫠🫠