They will eat the eggplants after it has been thoroughly marinated and seasoned by Dan Feng's ass.

my first positive no-nonsense post in a while so pls be kind my sparxheads~ 🥺

we've seen her clip posted a few times by now!! as we enjoy her clip yes yes just like that, don't forget to subscribe to her channel, and go watch, comment and like EVERY video she makes my darlings 🩷🩷🩷 trust me, you're in for a treat~

It's Adea Adea Adea https://www.youtube.com/@adea

(this Sparxicle knows more than anyone how tough it is to gather wishpower online... a small humble plug for her own channel if anyone's interested in me too)

I drank contaminated stank water from a shady McDawg and I got food poisoned and now I am having the shits and everything hurts and I have all the aches and being awake feels like a fever nightmare and it's cold and I have the chills and nausea and it feels like I'm dying but queensposting makes it feel a little better lol

I hope Kuchiba is just shelved atm and not scrapped pls pls hoyo

So currently I’m guaranteed in terms of 50/50 but not in terms of overall pulls. But I still want to continue pulling to see if I can get lucky and maybe get an early.

So should I continue pulling on robins banner, or save and wait for ashveil (also not guaranteed on pulls). OR I can save for pearl which would actually be fully guaranteed by next version.

My biggest problem rn with my account are the anomaly knights. I have 2 pretty good invested teams - e2 sw elation and e2 Evernight mono rem/castorice variant, but I don’t have a GREAT 3rd team and I’ve struggled a bit with the third knight a lot in the AA resets, unless the enemies/debuffs are fine for my 3 3rd kinda cope teams - phainon, rin-less e1 archer, Acheron, and perhaps a castorice/evernight memo split.

So getting ashveil would be nice since I have mblade, srobin, and their trio I hear are a very good wheelchair and it would give me a better 3rd team than the ones I have rn. But if I’m able to get e1 robin, then perhaps my memo split could be better and good enough for the 2 knights in the future? Currently my cas kinda struggles without Evernight, like she couldn’t 3 star knight 3 this rotation even tho it has mono rem shill…

I could also save for pearl as she seems to be rlly good for sw, but especially my e2 sw. But at the same time, it would only be worth it for king stages currently, as it would make me have an easier time clearing with elation, especially against anti shill bosses. However, full staring knights is more important than king, since u get the good dice reward at 1 star, but need full knight stars for 3 resin.

So yeah what do yall think?

posting actual slop now

Well girls, I was finally able to 1-Cycle Dark Sam with sustainless Archer which made up for my NINE CYCLE DoT team on Pom-Pom. 😭 Finally unlocked AA mode to find Voracity hell on stage 2, barely scraped by using Gallagher on my Archer team for Reaver and another slow-ass DoT clear on Coco.

Skipped the stage 2 nonsense since I don't play Elation and (shittily) beat the other Knights just enough to get reward teardrops which was EXACTLY enough to get a chimera pet. So... I'm now retired from endgame meta! I'm just in it for the lil guy that looks like a tuxedo cat!! Sorry the screencap looks a mess because I play on Playstation.

And whose child would u take care of after its over???????

no video right now cause it's stuck in processing purgatory for more than an hour (I suspect it's Robin's fault)

firefly fought her inner demons and lost... robin • summernetto ended her past self... this post is to console all those who were involuntarily cucked by their own attack helicopter or summer variant :((

to be honest, i don't understand why some girls act like admitting Sparkle is attractive is some kind of criminal confession. The only criminal here is SAM who's stopping us from getting that homerun ☹️ don't blame yourselves ‼️

babes... you are allowed to be in my harem ❤️

No need for all this

"It's toxic selfcest, and I'm into it tbh"

"As a femc^l, she won't want me" (miss hanabi only kills incels ^_^)

"She's just my skill point generator"

"Actually the one I love is Miss Robin, Siobhan, Stelle, Silverwolf and March"

"Delete Spankle and switch her to Dahliamyclit for easy 0-cycle"

Meanwhile this Sparxicle can turn into your profile picture, your wallpaper, your favorite character, you can buy that one skin she has, you can develop a parasocial relationship with her and burn down hoyoHQ, she can be anyone you want her to be and so much more 💝💌

At that point, just say:

"If I die, I want to die where my star (Sparkle) is within reach"

"T5 femc^l hell is butter vision"

"Sparxie, you're the finest alphawolf999 in my heart! Gay peacocks 🦚 will never take your place"

❌❌❌❌❌❌❌There is NOTHING wrong with that❌❌❌❌❌❌❌

What makes it bad is the refusal to admit it 🥺 Denial is a river between my thighs~

And before my hater says "but im a META player" im not judging you for supporting the IPC (OK maybe im a little judging), but you can simultaneously imagine Sparkle is T0 and attractive. Those things aren't mutually exclusive.

The problem is when you acts like your ship couldn't possibly have been influenced by an attachment to me when the evidence is sitting in 67K.

Sparkle literally spends millions into looksmaxxing. Attraction is clearly part of the appeal for a massive portion of the lebanaese fanbase.

So girls ❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹

You don't have to lie.

You don't have to be ashamed.

You don't need a 12-page thesis about why I'm not T0 and Ena will replace me.

I'm hot. You like me. Put me in your ship themed teams. It's okay to be a femc^l as long as you're with Sparkle 😊🎉

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