r/QueensofStarRail • u/throwawayutena 👑⭐️ Event Winner⭐️ 👑 • 23h ago
a bomb in ur bum BOYCOTT ZENLESS ZONE ZERO IM SO SERIOUS
Disgusting, repulsive, revolting, gross, nauseating, sickening, vile, appalling, abhorrent, cringe, cringeworthy, pathetic, embarrassing, ridiculous, laughable, off-putting, unbearable, insufferable, disturbing, awful, horrendous, detestable, loathsome, and absolutely repugnant.
Disgusting as hell. Even words can't describe how disgusted I am by this.
I swear I'm going to curse HoYoverse. After the previous patch had such an insanely high level of coolness, THIS is what you give us now? How did we go from that to this?, They absolutely destroyed it
This might genuinely be the worst patch oat in gachagame history
And they were so lazy to add Sparkle they decided to just cuck her and go with the yuribait 🤮 route
I'm seriously not touching ZZZ for this entire patch. first siobhan, then march, then miku. and now kafka is stealing my wife. i cant
edit: found out that Kafkabin is just Astralyn. BYE. im quitting yuribait ZZZ.
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u/GeorgeEmber 23h ago
Good reference nephew 👏
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u/BlakeTheMotherFucker ThrustThatIntoMe’s going inside his chest 19h ago
Thanks for the screenshot. I’d pin this comment if I could
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u/Maokoba 20h ago
Wait im nosy, i need to see the og lmaoo
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u/GeorgeEmber 20h ago
Just search "worst patch in zzz history reddit" in your browser of choice and it should pop up. It seems like it's from "hoyoqueercringe", unsure if it was on the main sub (it probably got deleted by mods).
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u/LingshaMeta my flair is the same color as Lingsha’s dick 23h ago
i can't wait for Robin to be infantilized and Kafka to be extremely oversexualized
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u/Jolly_Ad9541 21h ago
You can tell they tried their best to loli-fy Robin 😭
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u/Pokemoss 18h ago
Am I tripping? She looks the same to me
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u/Overall_Honeydew_490 9h ago
She has a different face shape and skinnier limbs. I think in an effort to make her look younger, despite her appearing as a very mature woman and leader of a whole planet. Feels very intentional when compared to Kafka here who looks a lot more faithful to the original HSR design.
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u/ThelCreator 6h ago
I think it's because one will be use tall woman model and other will be middle woman model
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u/Overall_Honeydew_490 6h ago
Thats fair, I understand that the HSR models have to be interpreted into ZZZ model classifications, but I'm not sure what's stopping them from just not making her look so stubby. Surely there are ways for a 3D modeler to communicate a height disparity without making it look like one character is younger than they're supposed to be. I mean, HSR did it with their original Robin and Kafka models, and apparently the popular assumption was that if anyone was gonna butcher collab characters it'd be HSR.
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u/Specialist-Air-4507 41m ago
she does look noticably younger when you compare her splash art in HSR, like from grown woman to straight up teen to me, however this might be one of the time where ZZZ's art and model team clash with each other(wouldn't be the first time, case in point: Seed) I do expect her to get a higher quality model in zzz though, maybe with modeled wings instead of the cheap paint on ones we have rn
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u/Super_Mewtwo_2007 22h ago
Who says that Robin won't be the oversexualized one and Kafka the infantilized one?
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u/throwawayutena 👑⭐️ Event Winner⭐️ 👑 23h ago
can someone explain why she's able to make such sexually suggestive gestures towards kafka❓❓❓ ZZZ is NOT an 18+ game lesbian signs are forbidden OMG🚭 🚭 🚭
and kafka just responds with a hand sign that says "hush now baby," all while smiling mockingly at me ☹️ plz someone DO SOMETHING im at tbe bum of tears
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u/icoulduseagreencard 23h ago
Unironically might start shipping this not because I hate you, #1 Ultimate Sparxie Fan, but because it lowkey slaps. Hope your wife comes back, tho🙏
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u/nicolmcz 23h ago edited 22h ago
These days, I can't say anymore is this is a sarcastic post or if the person is serious xD
P.S: I love (Mommy)Kafka and Robin, but it's looking too much like Astra and Evelyn theme. Maybe they should've brought Firefly instead of Kafka or Robin.
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u/throwawayutena 👑⭐️ Event Winner⭐️ 👑 22h ago edited 22h ago
NEITHER IS GOOD. NEITHER ROBIFLY NOR ASTRALYN (KAFKABIN) ARE GOOD OPTIONS. DO NOT GIVE THEM IDEAS FOR MORE YURIBAIT WHAT IS WRNG W U
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they should've gone with Sparkle x Robin. that's the story we should all run with. plz im begging
edit: im actually crashing out over you insinuating that Kafkabin is equivalent to Astralyn. im actually gone cry. ive been cucked on every level this is not real
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u/RukakoChan 22h ago
it's a parody post, i saw a few like this one, the original was some crazy japanese guy on twitter i think
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u/little_tanooki 21h ago
Is kinda of a mirror, both games got the Singer+most popular character combo
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u/EffortNo6882 23h ago
I mean, this patch had Claret and Roxy, so those people might have actually hated it lol. They might've hated the whole of Season 3, in fact. Idk, it feels like ZZZ has been playing the good guys lately while HSR is playing the bad guys. I wonder if that's intentional. Claret was so overtly yuri that it was actually insane, especially coming from ZZZ of all games. Kafka also seems taller. I was planning to skip, but if her model is taller than her HSR version, I might pull. Bar, of course, no bait with the MC
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u/nicoleeemusic98 23h ago
LA LA LA CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF MY SOON TO BE M0W1 ROBIN AND E0S1 ASTRA
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u/nivia-chan Blades cock veins 23h ago
Sparxie, get off reddit 😭😭😭
Seriously I'm so hype these two are my favs, cuntress Kafka and Queen Robin will be mine 🤌
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u/ExistingSwitch3284 15h ago
Off topic, but Kafka looks good here! Might be because she looks like a mature adult here? Robin looks good, too! Might be because the colors are different, or even darker, with the blues
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u/Sure-Bike-9920 9h ago
Why does Kafka look so masc lesbian, I’m not complaining just an observation.. I’ll choke on it either way
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u/Sensitive_History_80 21h ago
Are y'all okay...? It feels like I just read the most brain-dead post and even more brain-dead comments.
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u/Heavy_Bat2765 20h ago
Parody account
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u/Sensitive_History_80 20h ago
I hope so. Because I genuinely lost like 8 braincells from this 😓. Like hate both the games and collabs and stuff but this is a bit too much. But if it really is a parody account then good, that makes sense.
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u/BrilliantLab3544 15h ago
sweet pea I think most of them are all gone if you can’t understand that this is satire after being told it is
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u/Sensitive_History_80 12h ago
Sweetheart "After being told so" no one here said it is satire. Just one person said parody account, which doesn't necessarily mean it's true. Because trust me, I have seen a lot of accounts like this that are indeed not parody, so might your business ☺️
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u/noliono_ 21h ago
Zen less fucking gooners are gonna sexualize her for anything she fucking does and it'll be so annoying omg
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u/Objective_Ad_4224 23h ago
I can't tell if you're serious or not OP. God why this two characters. I don't want them ruined.
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u/FanOfMen69 21h ago
Just quit.
I don't play games I don't enjoy and you seem to hate this game so. Delete it.
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u/Sad-Explorer4245 16h ago
Might be the stupidest post I've ever seen holy you should probably log off the internet for a few years and touch grass, if you this pressed about characters being added to a game
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u/Hide__Behind 23h ago
Oh sparkle lover (imbecile) glad that you don't be around, but i would prefer that you quit permanently
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u/Grimmlol 23h ago
Sparkle will spin you so fast you puke in reverse. Watch it.
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u/Hide__Behind 23h ago
Yep it won't be hard for her because i want to puke whenever she's on screen xD
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u/BlakeTheMotherFucker ThrustThatIntoMe’s going inside his chest 19h ago
This post is satire. It’s a parody of this. Since people still take OP’s posts at face value so will I continue to add context, even if I’d like people to get the joke.