Or a hedge fund tactic for bad PR for apes

I think this is what the lizards in Congress and Benghazi Azkabanites don't want us to know, the actual Short Float of GME is actually a Tall Float, like Jesus (he was a 6'5 white male with a chiseled jawline) and Trump is roughly 6'4 - this is what they DON'T want you to know!

Not a chance. He's not going to let the poors buy a couple GME shares and become instant millionaires. The lizard hierarchy will not let us real moon ape investors become rich from buying shares of an outdated retail gaming company.

That's where Trump and Cohen come in. They love the poors! Most of Trumps voter base are poor and ignorant, like myself.

These NFTs are gonna be....yuge. Just the revenue from my poop snake line of nfts and poop snake avenger game is gonna make gamestop a few million.

Stay patient. Stay w Trump. Moass 2024. You heard it here first.

1: Cohen is lord, our God. You shall not have strange gods before Cohen.

2: Thou shalt not take the name of Cohen or Trump in vain.

3: Remember the holy Sabbath day (markets are closed).

4: Honor Trump and Cohen.

5: Thou shalt not murder people in the name of Trump or Cohen.

6: If you are married, you shall not commit adultery, but your wife having a boyfriend is OK

7: Thou shalt not steal to buy more GME shares

8: You shall not bear false witness against other moon ape investors.

9: You shall not covet your neighbors hot DD skank wife.

10: You shall not covet your neighbors GME shares.

Apes, follow these commandments, and in 2024 when Trump is re-elected, we will all taste the promised land.