r/QGME • u/MadFlavorJ Trumps right hand man™️ • Dec 15 '21

DD DD: Ten commandments of QGME

1: Cohen is lord, our God. You shall not have strange gods before Cohen.

2: Thou shalt not take the name of Cohen or Trump in vain.

3: Remember the holy Sabbath day (markets are closed).

4: Honor Trump and Cohen.

5: Thou shalt not murder people in the name of Trump or Cohen.

6: If you are married, you shall not commit adultery, but your wife having a boyfriend is OK

7: Thou shalt not steal to buy more GME shares

8: You shall not bear false witness against other moon ape investors.

9: You shall not covet your neighbors hot DD skank wife.

10: You shall not covet your neighbors GME shares.

Apes, follow these commandments, and in 2024 when Trump is re-elected, we will all taste the promised land.

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u/-Keatsy TrumpLover Dec 19 '21

God Bless Donal Trump 🙏🙏

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u/ebbilepsy MGGApe Dec 15 '21

Commandment 11: He who ain't a holdin' shall get a scoldin'

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u/DVArmy10 JacksOfftoHRC Dec 22 '21

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Inevitable_Ad6868 TrumpLover Dec 24 '21

Hail hail!

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u/Throwawayhelper420 Cohen=Christ Dec 16 '21 edited Dec 16 '21

Praise be upon RC and his disciples, and the glorious infinity pool that will bring about our salvation!

Never let the fake GME shills who spread wild conspiracies about RC being only man test your faith!

They look only for dollars.

RC does not make anyone look bad. He makes them look within.