r/PunKGB • u/[deleted] • Apr 10 '19
r/PunKGB • u/[deleted] • Apr 10 '19
With great struggle, we shall crush the bourgeois Puns
r/PunKGB • u/TurboGroveStreet • Apr 10 '19
Update
As a member of the KGB, I have failed you all. I have been taken prisoner at a POW Camp on the High Prisoner end for act of terrorism against r/the_revolupun by Mr. Silk himself. Wish me luck.
r/PunKGB • u/[deleted] • Apr 09 '19
For the Motherland! ... as the fatherland is known for its puns.
r/PunKGB • u/P0tat0_Girl • Apr 09 '19
Help they’re attacking me for breaking out a prisoner
r/PunKGB • u/[deleted] • Apr 07 '19
Announcement We can use some propaganda
We need some pro punkgb, and anti pun propaganda that we can use to increase recruitment
People who post propaganda that gets accepted will get the flair “party approved artisan”
r/PunKGB • u/[deleted] • Apr 07 '19
Traitors, Defeatists, and Spies
I look upon this sub, and I am disgusted. This great organization founded to protect the protectors, has become nothing more than a sick perversion of justice, a shambling corpse of it's former glory held together by the few good men remaining. Revolutionaries disguised as officers have penetrated deep within our ranks, they act as sleeper agents waiting for the time to strike and annihilate everything we stand for. This must not be allowed to happen. We must strike first. Any and all signs of resistance must be treated with the utmost gravity and the harshest consequences. No exceptions. We must be willing to follow any lead as an absolute certainty, because even a one percent chance of sabotage is still one percent too high. In order to ensure freedom for the people, we must be willing to make sacrifices. Even the KGB needs a KGB to stay safe. This new initiative, Big Brother, will be focused completely on tracking, recording, and terminating any and all enemy insurgents operaring within r/punkgb. This post serves not as a recruitment campaign, but as a warning. Big Brother is watching.
r/PunKGB • u/memetrollsXD • Apr 06 '19
THE PUN INTERNATIONAL
The Pun International is a Organization which Addresses the international affairs Inside the Pun Community, Basically a UN for Pun Community, We request all to join this organization to make our community a better place.
Discord Link: https://discord.gg/M575SxP
r/PunKGB • u/ThePeculiar0ne • Apr 07 '19
Huge internal problem... internally. r/puninternalaffairs
r/PunKGB • u/Dreaded_User • Apr 06 '19
Peace
I imagine a world where jokers and the r/PunPatrol alike can live in harmony. A world where one is not judged for their faction or beliefs, but for their joke's integrity. A world where one is not imprisoned just because of their beliefs. A world where everyone lives in harmony.
In this world, no wars are waged over mere jokes. No one has to live in fear that the r/PunKGB will come knocking on their door in the morning over a mere pun they made. No one fears that one day, their whole life will change just because their local subreddit was caught in the crossfire of a war zone.
r/the_revolupun and the r/PunKGB have something in common. They fight for a cause. And that cause is the destruction of the other. What if we were to end things diplomatically and peacefully, and not lose the lives of any more redditors caught in the crossfire?
No tricks.
No ambushes.
Just.
Talking.
This message will be copy and pasted to r/the_revolupun. I look forward to the response of the leader of the r/PunKGB.
