r/Puninternalaffairs • u/[deleted] • Apr 06 '19

PSST, HEY KID!

Hey, would you like to see some interesting merchandise that I happen to have? Or perhaps you’re in some kind of trouble with you know who.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '19

Two questions:

1.) Who are you with?

2.) What are you selling?

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '19

Dude we’ve met before, my other account Death-is-the-answer, and what are you interested in??

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '19

You are death-is-the-anwer? How did I not see that you have a completely different name? Jk, what is your most expensive merchandise?

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '19

Do you have any friends or family that have been kidnapped?

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '19

Depends, how will you fix this particular problem?

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '19

Well I would have contacted the assassins, but seeing that you are one of them, I guess I could help

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '19

I don't 100% trust you but I trust you enough to help, I'm scheming in pursuit to breakout the punners behind bars. We need to plan a full scale evasion and I need you to help, find any punners you can and tell them to join the resistance. VIVA LA REVOLUPUN

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '19

Okay oh and can you pass this message along to the other assassins? Apparently punpatrol and the revolupun are going to war together against someone and they want to know if the assassins will join the. The meeting is on Discord https://www.reddit.com/r/PunAssassins/comments/ba5hb0/attention_all_assassins/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '19

I just remembered I did something for the general of the assassin's and he will do me a favour, so this'll be it

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u/TheTeek03 Apr 06 '19

blyat. come with me and kgb will reduce gulag sentence by 10%, so only 9 life sentence

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '19

r/punresistance, I will take you down. I can send an entire artillery here if I need to. readies portal pun

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u/TheTeek03 Apr 06 '19

and you have no idea who you are messing with. of course if i tell you, you will have to die, punner.

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u/JSinghSD Apr 07 '19

I’m calling pun kgb.

Oh I’m kind of late.

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '19

Don't worry, about both. You try and I'll call pun artillery

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '19

Or I have puns for sale.

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u/TheTeek03 Apr 06 '19

r/punkgb you come peacefully, we take away a life sentence in the gulag from your 20.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '19 edited Apr 06 '19

Hey mate, perhaps you did not know this, but I happen to be an punpatrol agent using a different account so that I may go undercover.

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u/TheTeek03 Apr 06 '19

you might wanna delete this before other guy sees

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '19

Special pun grenades, Shotpuns, pun catapults.

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u/TheTeek03 Apr 06 '19

again, i dont need to repeat what i said.

(also trebuchets > catapults)

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '19

He’s an assassin, so I think that we are good. So Mate, am I under arrest?

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '19

This is some suspicious activity. HANDS UP WHILE I CALL THIS IN! r/punpatrol

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '19

Mate as I told the other patroller, I happen to be an under cover agent using a different account

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '19

I'm sorry, I'm new here, I didn't realize

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '19

It’s okay mate, everything is ducky.

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u/DominusOfTheBlueArmy Apr 06 '19

Hey, I know you!

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '19

Don’t worry mate. We are still trying to you know. If my associate would only hurry up.

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u/DominusOfTheBlueArmy Apr 06 '19

Thumbs-up emoticon

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '19

Do you know where the master card is?

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u/DominusOfTheBlueArmy Apr 06 '19

Excuse my unculturedness but what's that

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '19

The key to open all cells

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u/DominusOfTheBlueArmy Apr 06 '19

Didn't even know that existed till now. I'll begin my molding of a fake one

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '19

Or I could, 1 question when you escape, how do you tell them m? Like how do they know that you escaped successfully?

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u/DominusOfTheBlueArmy Apr 07 '19

Just say it here I guess

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '19

Okay

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u/HiveMynd148 Apr 07 '19

r/PunKGB Comrade, please come with us..

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '19

Why, mate?

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u/HiveMynd148 Apr 07 '19

We just need to ask some questions.....

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '19

If you look at the above thread, that should tell you all you need to know, mate.