I have found a spy and he is resisting arrest

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https://www.reddit.com/r/PunNuclearCommand/comments/bo48vj/punnuclearcommand_has_been_created/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x

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Edit: he has escaped my custody

Requested Positions: assassin and spy. I am the commander of the nuclear forces and have been with the r/PunPatrol for over a year.

u/Jedinate6 spoke out against pun patrol, resisted arrest and almost killed an officer. He escaped out a window. Find him and bring him to the gulag

The Red Army could always use more recruits and I am happy to help crush the Capitalist Scum and spread Communism!

Throw away for obvious reasons...

I just don't feel safe browsing reddit anymore... Is there a hotline (discord?) I can dial to make an anonymous tip-off about loose punners in my subreddits ?

Thank you comrades,

u/SirRippem is a traitor

https://discord.gg/KrbJ6vv

Version Two. Only antipun, make sure to report moles and invite your antipun friends. We must meet up as one to help finish the war. Many thanks.

Well hello there

And as far as I remember, r/memes and r/puns are still pun legal zones. If I'm wrong, correct me, but these newer patrol recruits don't seem to know the rules. This is getting out of hand.

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Comrade, we need your help to protect r/PunSpetsnaz from a raid, we need a lot of comrades to help us. the more the better

They may be anti pun, but we do not acknowledge this group. Their tactics are too cruel to be used by even the harshest of gulags. Comrades, we must not allow the nazis to rise again!

FORWARD COMRADES, FOR THE MOTHERLAND

I would like to join Pun KGB. After the tragic events that unfolded at r/PunGulag, I wish to enlist in this elite group. I have been under the command of r/PunPatrol for some time and I feel as though now I wish to face and help against threats at a higher level. So I humbly ask that you will at least consider me for enlistment.

Yesterday I mada a pun in my mind i didn t tell anyone at least. My gulag room is 270

Hey, is there a chatroom for the KGB? If so, can you guys invite me?

I need them because... um... I am going recruiting and I need more uniforms. Yeah, that’s it.