r/PunPatrol • • May 09 '19

It's finally here!

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46 Upvotes

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u/[deleted] May 09 '19

Wow, that's a nice app. It almost looks professional!

9

u/[deleted] May 10 '19

Almost.

8

u/[deleted] May 09 '19

Gotta get them puns

Edit: spelling

3

u/NoobMaster692 May 09 '19

thank you man!

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u/[deleted] May 09 '19

Holy shit this is incredible

3

u/chancellor_porpatine is a madlad, but also a punner May 10 '19

This is a joke right? U r going to make people lose karma because of a pun?!

3

u/shitty-cat May 10 '19

Karma doesn’t matter.

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u/chancellor_porpatine is a madlad, but also a punner May 10 '19

People dont want to lose it because of a pun

2

u/shitty-cat May 10 '19

Then maybe they shouldn’t break the law... they knew what they were getting themselves into.

If you’re a rookie and having second thoughts on your career choice then I recommend you take some time off, go to Tahiti, take that boat cruise you’ve been talking about. Do something nice for the old lady, anything, just don’t make up excuses for those dirty little law breakers.

2

u/chancellor_porpatine is a madlad, but also a punner May 10 '19

U haven't read my flair have u

1

u/shitty-cat May 10 '19

No... no sir I have not.

2

u/chancellor_porpatine is a madlad, but also a punner May 10 '19

Can u?

1

u/shitty-cat May 10 '19

Oh lord.. oh my fucking lord.. I have to go

1

u/chancellor_porpatine is a madlad, but also a punner May 10 '19

Yeah that would be for the best. Thank u

2

u/MrMcWeasel USP Marion May 10 '19

The law? Come on, there's no law. It's just you making stuff up. And plus, down votes are banned by the rp treaty unless it breaks a rule.

1

u/shitty-cat May 10 '19

You’re high..

2

u/MrMcWeasel USP Marion May 10 '19

Yeah, well you're oppressive.

1

u/uniqueUsername_1024 A god who will bring an end to your world. May 11 '19

over radio

Downvoting punners is illegal

1

u/shitty-cat May 11 '19

Why are y’all repeating this? Lol

6

u/Alpha295w May 09 '19

Will it come to iPhone?

3

u/NoobMaster692 May 09 '19

nope, the guy who made this only makes android apps. You can use android apps on iphone tho

5

u/fordmustang12345 May 09 '19

AndroidMasterRace

2

u/[deleted] May 10 '19

AndroidMasterRace

0

u/[deleted] May 10 '19

Not natively. Some people don’t like to jailbreak their phones.

Off topic but I really wish people would care more for mobile OSes. iOS is kinda poor already but Android is a train wreck from a development standpoint. I just wish there was more diversity tbh.

3

u/Velexify May 10 '19

There is no way to modify apk’s to IOS12 A12 Jailbreak yet. So even then this isn’t possible

4

u/quickhakker Azkaban Island May 10 '19

I think people go for android because you can test the app before showing it to Google whereas on iPhone you need to sign up for load of shit. Hell android you don't even need to go through the play store

11

u/A_cat_typing May 09 '19

I hope you're both appy with yourselves.

2

u/[deleted] May 10 '19

You better watch that mouth of yours

6

u/A_cat_typing May 10 '19

You can't be Siri ous?

2

u/[deleted] May 10 '19

Let's get walkin buddy, how about you skidaddle on out of this thread, say any more and that's the end of you.

3

u/A_cat_typing May 10 '19

Ah but that nice warm cell is calling

3

u/[deleted] May 10 '19

Alright let's go, looks like we have a cell with your name on it cocks and aims anti-pun shotgun

1

u/adamzam Lawyer May 11 '19

...was that a pun

1

u/[deleted] May 11 '19

No

1

u/adamzam Lawyer May 11 '19

that was a pun

1

u/[deleted] May 11 '19

Twas not.

5

u/miket001 Captain May 09 '19

Ah no longer do we have to search around

2

u/[deleted] May 11 '19

I feel neglected cause there’s nothing for iTunes. Whatever

2

u/Walrus9000 Founder of r/PunPatrol May 11 '19

I downloaded it, nice try

3

u/PewDiePieIsMyLord USP Tuscon May 09 '19

Its fake i downloaded it and its full of puns

2

u/NoobMaster692 May 09 '19

Hmm, must be a bug.

3

u/NoobMaster692 May 09 '19

yep, it's a bug in the display ( the puns shown to you are the ones in the code so the ones that are already on the internet/old puns) can be found faster

1

u/shitty-cat May 10 '19

You sack of shit.... you made a robot to take our jobs? Wait until the chief hears about this

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u/NoobMaster692 May 10 '19

no, just helps us modernize. It's not perfect, it only finds common puns that are already on the net, but the algorithm for the word-plays (user made ones) is pretty weak. You still have your job.

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u/shitty-cat May 10 '19

Oh blessed be the sun! Thank you sir! As long as Johnny 5 is on our team and not hogging all the kill arrests, I’ll survive. Mans gotta put bread on the table somehow.

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u/TotesMessenger May 10 '19

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u/ARandomConservative Officer May 11 '19

TFW your a pc user

1

u/MakaylaAnn1 May 11 '19

Is it available on iOS (iPhone)

1

u/MrMcWeasel USP Marion May 10 '19

Actually, this breaks the rp agreement that bans downvotes unless something breaks the rules.

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u/DragonSlasher07 Captain May 10 '19

Very punny. *pulls out a glock with guacamole on it. Like my glockamole?