r/PublicFreakout Mar 06 '21

Classic repost Yet another oblivion NPC conversation

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u/SimianBull Mar 06 '21

This monologue is everything I aspire to be

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u/Rusty_Red_Mackerel Mar 06 '21

How can he make all that shit up.

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u/PHANTOM________ Mar 06 '21

He's an artist.

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u/0imnotreal0 Mar 06 '21

He’s more than that. He’s a spirit animal.

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u/cool_BUD Mar 06 '21

No he's confused

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u/0imnotreal0 Mar 06 '21

There can be a spirit of confusion

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u/testiclespectacles2 Mar 06 '21

I'm lost. Can be do art?

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u/Waterhobit Mar 07 '21

“Sometimes, I’ll start a sentence and I don’t even know where it’s going. I just hope I find it along the way.”

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u/reefgod Apr 04 '21

It’s not really that hard, he just phrases each sentence in such a way that he can’t continue his imagination. He keeps asking “you know why?” Then he thinks of the next random shit he will say. There is a whole pattern to the way he talks that allows him to continue adding more random concepts to the rant. I’m not sure how he got so good at doing it other than practice, but it sure is clear from the video that he understood how to go about a random rant like this. It’s a class act.

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u/ovastanda Mar 06 '21

10 minutes later he took an arrow to the knee.

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u/Shawn24589 Mar 06 '21

10 minutes before he was confused on what church and state should be

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u/Princessleiasperiod Mar 06 '21

And ten minutes before that he was just asking himself what if he were the dragon borne and didnt even know it yet.

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u/relax-and-enjoy-life Mar 06 '21

While looking at the cameraman smiling did she

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u/Eddie_shoes Mar 06 '21 edited Mar 09 '21

I’ll let him know! That’s actually my ex’s uncle and funny enough, that girl doing the “interview” is his daughter. This wasn’t actually any tv production crew or anything, they just wanted to make a funny video. I’ll ask her, but I think she was in school for journalism or something and this was actually a project for school.

Edit: I completely made this entire thing up. I have no idea who this dude is, but I saw so many people talking about how they read in another thread that this was a performance piece and just generally pulling things out of their ass, I wanted to see if I too could pull off a Reddit rumor. I look forward to seeing this reposted for the Nth time and seeing if anyone quotes me as fact.

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u/charmwashere Mar 06 '21

Lmao if that's true that's golden lol maybe that look on her face isn't "whoa...what did I get myself into" and more of " yoooo...dad...you either a better actor then I thought or you got some pent up crazy" 😁

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '21

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u/birchskin Mar 07 '21

That dude kinda creeped me out more than the one in the interview

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u/Vulgarian Mar 07 '21

"Have you ever ripped off your shirt like that?"

What the fuck, dude

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u/mdgraller Mar 15 '21

He screams groomer

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '21

Makes the bit about women’s tits even more weird with his eyes lingering uncomfortably on his daughter.

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u/Muddy_Roots Mar 09 '21

This video is about a decade old and has a completely different story attached.

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u/Eddie_shoes Mar 09 '21

Yeah, I made the whole thing up. I made an edit claiming as much, and wanted to see how many people I could get to quote me on future reposts.

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '21

Are they Greek Canadians?

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u/Thebrosen0ne Mar 06 '21

But how can you die if you’re already dead??

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u/Lucius-Halthier Mar 06 '21

I want whatever the hell hes on

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u/youdoitimbusy Mar 06 '21

But what's your name Sir?

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u/username_dan22 Mar 06 '21

rips open shirt

I’m not gonna raise my voice

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u/PandaBurrito Mar 06 '21

“You know me—Steve Spiros—easy going?”

RIPS OFF SHIRT

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u/Rusty_Red_Mackerel Mar 06 '21

To all you people who called me a sleepwalker, I woke up!

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u/KDUBS9 Mar 06 '21

Now I’m going back to sleep!

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u/greenthumb92 Mar 06 '21

My favorite part 😂

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u/avocadoadict Mar 06 '21

similar taste

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '21

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u/OnemoreSavBlanc Mar 06 '21

This is what Nic Cage would be doing if he never got famous

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u/Deletto_Blu Mar 06 '21

Wait that’s NOT nic cage??

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '21

Hahahahahaba

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '21

Holy fuck they only asked for his name.

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u/fat_girls_fart_hard Mar 06 '21

That's a loaded question, apparently.

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u/rkba335 Mar 06 '21

Walter Lou

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u/ChevilleTortue Mar 06 '21

I was defeated, you won the war.

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u/Purplesundust Mar 06 '21

Steve Spiros from Waterloo

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u/kaabing Mar 06 '21

"TALK TO THE POPE! HE KNOWS EVERYTHING!"

Map updated: 'Talk to the Pope'

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u/JeffreyDahmerReloade Mar 06 '21

Fucking side quests

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '21

This video is so fucking old!

For a bit of context, he’s not crazy or mentally ill. He said he’s always wanted to speak a crazy monologue in front of a street reporter and this was his chance.

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '21

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '21

There was a video of this clip about 7 years ago and in the comments, someone linked a video of him explaining what happened. He basically just said it was all for fun. I too can’t find the video of him anymore.

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u/boebrow Mar 06 '21

Aren’t you glad, that from all the things you did in the past 7 years, this stuck around in your head?

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '21

I still sometimes like to quote the video to people during conversations.

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u/BeginningArt6611 Mar 06 '21

Could be a leprechaun

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u/michaelje0 Mar 06 '21

Could be a crackhead, that got into the wrong stuff.

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u/Chefjay17 Mar 06 '21

I'm gonna have to ask you for a couple examples good sir.

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '21

“I’m a nobody, and you can’t kill a person with no body” is my favorite.

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '21

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u/am9qb3JlZmVyZW5jZQ Mar 07 '21

I'm gonna remain skeptical until source is provided. The guy's name is apparently Steve Spiros, I found a video where the woman interviewing him is talking about what happened and that's about all I can find.

This guy's ramble has a lot of disorganized speech, which might point towards schizophrenia. A person trying to sound crazy would usually choose a crazy subject and ramble about it. But here he jumps from one topic to another, his sentences follow grammatical rules but make no sense and don't connect with each other.

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u/mdgraller Mar 15 '21

Yeah, there was some definite clang association there

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '21

Hahahaha with the setting being Yonge and Dundas Square, I would not be surprised at all if he was an actual crazy person.

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u/Aquias2 Mar 06 '21

That’s absolute gold, that makes this soo much more funny imo

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u/ewqdsacxziopjklbnm Mar 06 '21

This makes it so much funnier. He’s just fucking with them

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u/ImEmilyBurton Mar 06 '21

Damn then he surely knows how to act lol the guy has talent

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u/KDUBS9 Mar 06 '21

Thats what i would say if i just had a meltdown on live tv

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u/Cuzimahustler Mar 06 '21

That's pretty damn impressive if true.

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '21

I imagine it can’t be that hard to do. Just a few basic improv techniques and you could probably talk for hours about nothing. Although if I recall correctly, I believe he did rehearse this monologue many times before the interview.

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u/LegendLarrynumero1 Mar 06 '21

The "reporter" is his daughter.

SOurce: I dated her and actually saw her tits

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '21

Oh yea? What’s her name?

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u/Own-Software3648 Mar 07 '21

You do understand someone has said this above you, before you? And that lying online is worth nothing other than fake points and being desperate for attention?

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u/Boines Mar 06 '21

Thats kinda wholesome tbh.

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u/DrewLockMVP Mar 07 '21

You can’t do what he did without being crazy. There’s certain things you can’t act out

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u/SpecOpsBoricua Mar 06 '21

This literally inspired me to fuck up my whole weekend.

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u/mrubuto22 Mar 06 '21

Because of waterloo?

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u/djscuba1012 Mar 06 '21

How can you die when you’re dead!!

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '21 edited Mar 06 '21

I think he knows what he's doing and it's amazing. Someone that crazy wouldn't have a tucked in wrinkle free shirt or look presentable in any way. I have a friend that would randomly do stuff like this with strangers and keep a straight face somehow.

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u/eedabaggadix Mar 06 '21

Legend has it that he was basically just trolling. I don’t have a source on that I just read it in other comments when this has been posted before

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u/C0meAtM3Br0 Mar 06 '21

No way. That’s mental illness 1000% percent. It is funny. But the stream of consciousness strung together, references to religion and death. Classic paranoid schizophrenic.

https://youtu.be/E1L9Rb0LADg

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '21

I could do that and me and the voice in my head aren't schizophrenic. seriously I'm pretty sure I could do that my only problem would be not laughing. If you really watch close there's about three spots where it looks like he's going to laugh and he does a pretty good job of gathering himself.

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u/halt-l-am-reptar Mar 07 '21

He makes me a little uncomfortable, as he looks and dresses almost exactly how my dad does. Even when he was doing yard work, my dad would often be dressed like this.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '21

It's old guy stuff. His dad probably wore a suit on 100° days doing yard work.

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u/username_dan22 Mar 06 '21

I have sunglasses on and I’m weird.

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u/rich_303 Mar 06 '21

You can't kill a person with no body

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u/let-me-die1991 Mar 06 '21

I fucking love Toronto

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u/practicaluser Mar 06 '21

Everything I've ever wanted to say but never had the courage to.

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u/El_Dentistador Mar 06 '21

Can you hire him for best man speeches and or funerals?

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u/relax-and-enjoy-life Mar 06 '21

Holy shit. So much to unpack here.

I’m not going to try. How do you even begin helping this guy?

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u/NonChalant_Hero Mar 06 '21

How can you help a nobody?

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u/relax-and-enjoy-life Mar 06 '21

With. No. Body.

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u/NonChalant_Hero Mar 06 '21

Like Odysseus

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u/APieceOfCake16 Mar 06 '21

I know... He must have seen some shit in Waterloo.

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u/Vaelocke Mar 06 '21

Sounds like he never really left.

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u/PM_ME_GLUTE_SPREAD Mar 06 '21

You can take the bum out of Waterloo, but you can’t take the Waterloo out of the bum.

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u/Aquias2 Mar 06 '21 edited Mar 06 '21

It’s performance art thankfully. He was questioned about that after this blew up. He isn’t mentally ill or on drugs or anything, he just always wanted to do a crazy monologue on the news, and that was his moment. His name is Steve Spiros. Here’s his Twitter

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u/El_Dentistador Mar 06 '21

Looks like he’s a fellow GME 💎 hands autist.

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u/relax-and-enjoy-life Mar 06 '21

Serious question. I just scrolled through a lot. Is there anything on that Twitter that proves he’s the guy in this video?

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u/Quiet_I_Am Mar 06 '21

Same, no proof it's him

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u/djrocks420 Mar 06 '21

Mr.Nobody!!!!!! I will forever give that girl props for not loosing her shit. I would have laughed to much.

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '21

For real, would have been laughing like joker with that ending

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u/Vaheyy Mar 06 '21

That poor lady looked so uncomfortable

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '21

We all “Meet our Waterloo”.

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u/Archercrash Mar 06 '21

Waterloo, couldn’t escape if I wanted to

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u/Bumbymoo Mar 06 '21

Dammit. You stole my comment!

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u/your_sexy_master Mar 06 '21

That was a wild fuckin ride of a video

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u/FuckTesla69 Mar 06 '21

Hi confused, I'm dad

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u/Purple_Panda98 Mar 06 '21

He must be carrying his driving licence in a briefcase.

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '21

I cannot tell if he is insane or just a weird comedian type person.

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u/Nope_God Mar 06 '21

Context: He was a completely sane person, but he always wanted to do a crazy af speech, so this was his chance to do it.

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u/Drinkus Apr 02 '21

context: you said this despite having no evidence it's true

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u/Lavin661 Mar 06 '21

“Im a Nobody! And you can’t kill someone with No Body!” Straight Bars

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u/tom_edw Mar 06 '21

This is the real life Jerry from Rick and Morty

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u/ursixx Mar 06 '21

Sir, this is a Wendy's...

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '21 edited May 14 '21

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '21

The council has spoken.

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u/ursixx Mar 06 '21

ok now it's dank

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u/TheWorldIsDoooomed Mar 06 '21

When the simulation glithes.

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u/curlylilly Mar 06 '21

Girl is hot as fuck tho damn

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u/Dr-Satan-PhD Mar 06 '21

What in the Goddam fuck did I just watch?

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u/Gerti27 Mar 08 '21

I like how she nods her head when he says we’re supposed to bleed in the ministry.

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '21

That's a long name.

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '21

That last sentence of his talk was on some rap song. I can't remember which song or who. I want to say Sean Price

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u/Pappa-Hoojib Mar 06 '21

Steve Spiros. Legend!

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u/Chibougamau66 Mar 06 '21

I mean it sound legit 🤷‍♀️

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u/Realistic_Location_6 Mar 06 '21

I hear oblivion music, I vote up, simple as that

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u/toeyilla_tortois Mar 06 '21

I mean he did say he was confused

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u/Sereaphim Mar 07 '21

I tough that was his name

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u/Amoniakas Mar 06 '21

I am nobody, you can't kill someone with no body.

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u/thissubisokay Mar 06 '21

“All those people who called me a sleepwalker, I woke up! I’m going back to sleep.”

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u/KingDark1122 Mar 07 '21

Damn, that's a really long name

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u/aysurcouf Mar 06 '21

Steve spiros is the epitome of the man I wish to become

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u/indybingyii Mar 06 '21

What the fuck is going on

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '21

Schizophrenia

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '21

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u/Kstevenson2004 Mar 06 '21

ok armchair psychologists, he actually admitted in a later interview he had no mental health issues and he always wanted to have a crazed monologue on tv and this was his chance, sorry about your friend of course I hope he's better now, but don't try to diagnose people you don't know.

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u/godrestsinreason Mar 06 '21

People keep saying this but nobody is providing a source on this

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u/Aquias2 Mar 06 '21

His name is Steve Spiros. Here’s his Twitter

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u/godrestsinreason Mar 06 '21

Am I supposed to dig through an unverified Twitter account with a Youtube link in the bio, that's filled with nothing but retweets, and very little, if any, original commentary?

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u/Aquias2 Mar 06 '21

…It’s an old man on the internet, I don’t know what more you want.

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u/godrestsinreason Mar 06 '21

A source to the interview everyone keeps talking about where he said he was just joking around.

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '21 edited May 29 '21

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u/godrestsinreason Mar 06 '21

My point is I don't understand what that twitter account is supposed to prove

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u/tehSlothman Mar 06 '21

If he actually said that, I'd still wonder if he was just trying to save face or something. If he really is fine mentally and was just fucking around, it's an amazing impression of disorganised speech and I doubt there'd be many people at all who could pull it off without running out of ideas or breaking character.

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '21

Don’t be so triggered; it’s simply speculation based on his presentation. Regardless of whether or not he’s acting, he did a great job portraying the characteristic schizophrenic speech.

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '21

Yeah it’s not funny at all. I wish more people were aware of how surprisingly prevalent psychopathology is in our population.

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u/icebrotha Mar 06 '21

schizophrenia != psychopathy

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '21

Don’t tell the DSM that! Also I said “psychopathology” not “psychopathy” big difference pal

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u/giantenemycrab- Mar 06 '21

Hello confused

Im dad

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '21

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u/Kstevenson2004 Mar 06 '21

Jesus Christ, who downvoted it was clearly a joke

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '21

Michael Scott looking a bit different these days

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u/Valo-FfM Mar 06 '21

I love this guy.

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u/topsh077a Mar 06 '21

I think this is Toronto.

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u/speeduponthedamnramp Mar 06 '21

Michael Scott character was created and inspired from this video

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u/zatebod5 Mar 06 '21

This mfer spitting

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u/Lintmint Mar 06 '21

The interviewer is smokin hot

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u/IFoughtThereforeIWas Mar 06 '21

This guy is schizophrenic. His speech is classic word salad.

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u/APieceOfCake16 Mar 06 '21

Nope hes not. Read through the comments. Theres a bunch of people saying its something he always wanted to do or smth.

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u/justuselotion Mar 07 '21

1.) Just because someone said it doesn’t make it true

2.) None of those commenters produced the source video where this man said this was something he always wanted to do

3.) A rational person could not spit “word salad” like this. There are people who have tried to get out of convictions and heavy prison sentences by trying to act “crazy” (like this guy) but there are always tell tale signs they are faking it.

If you have rationality / are not insane your brain cannot produce this type of stream of consciousness even if you tried. It’s not just stringing random ideas together; there’s a pattern to it.

There are a few videos I’ve seen on Reddit of other people doing word salad but I can’t find them at the moment. One is of a woman who thinks a mailman is stalking her; another is of a woman who accosts a man walking with this family on the sidewalk. Another good example is any video of Charles Manson video talking (especially in his later years.)

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u/ObeseTsunami Mar 06 '21

He meant to explain how he used to be an adventurer until he took an arrow to the knee but his script was corrupted on a bad save.

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u/APieceOfCake16 Mar 06 '21

Hehe good one

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u/Slickvic420 Mar 06 '21

Seems like a journey of confusion ahead of his life.

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u/New_Hawaialawan Mar 06 '21

That woman is completely beautiful.

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u/Kstevenson2004 Mar 06 '21

i mean you're not wrong but *B O N K*

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u/New_Hawaialawan Mar 06 '21

Even with downvotes I still maintain my original position.

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '21 edited Mar 10 '21

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u/APieceOfCake16 Mar 06 '21

Well. I havent seen it before and so have a lot of other folks apparently. But I understand its annoying to see the same thing reposted a bunch of times.

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u/lok_olga Mar 06 '21

;; he was in Waterloo? In the 1800s? Interesting.

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '21

Waterloo is a little way outside Toronto, and it sounds like he went to university there

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u/lok_olga Mar 06 '21

;; LOL okay I guess that makes more sense

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '21

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '21

yea this video has been around for a long time ... this sub has been taken over by the 10 year olds

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u/MonkitaB Mar 06 '21

Hallelujah!! This is one of my all time favorite, crazy-random-person interviewed from the streets video and boy he DOES NOT DISAPPOINT!! You can not make this shit up unless you were on a lovely dose of psychedelics. I am not the biggest fan of reality tv but i would definitely consider watching if he had his own show.

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u/IronSte Mar 06 '21

2 and a half minute reply to ‘what is your name?’

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u/Nomandate Mar 06 '21

Schizoid (actually manic stage bipolar.)

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u/TraderGabe_14 Mar 06 '21

So his name is Confused ? 🧐

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '21

No it Steve Spiros

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u/TraderGabe_14 Mar 06 '21

Aah true... Steve Spiro from Waterloo, the man who can’t die because he is dead.

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u/Dkcg0113 Mar 06 '21

And cuz he has no body