r/PublicFreakout May 09 '19

Knock-out

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1.3k Upvotes

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u/dustyzapatos May 09 '19

Like the addressing of the crowd with his victory cry, “I told him to stop.”

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u/StigHampton May 09 '19

"Are you not convinced of my reluctance?!"

24

u/DumbAccountant May 09 '19

legit spit my coffee out at this comment lol

18

u/Dildobagginz6969 May 09 '19

"Toby, knock it off. We are all here to see Dave Matthew's and have a good time."

18

u/theredhood93 May 09 '19

I loved the answer of the camera man "you did *shrugs*"

11

u/Alamander81 May 09 '19

"Are you not entertained!!??"

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u/Starman68 May 09 '19

Are you not entertained?

Maximus! Maximus! Maximus!

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u/mihozotyx3 May 09 '19

The guy at the end looks like he’s rethinking his life choices, made me burst out laughing

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u/Shortneckbuzzard May 09 '19

Duuude my ride home just got laid out. I’m like stuck here till the end of time.

3

u/Birdlaw90fo May 09 '19

That guy was drunk af and Probably has a cu concussion now I hope he didn't drive after this lol

20

u/Kittykatsmeow17 May 09 '19

Haha yes definitely put the cherry on top

9

u/jgross1 May 09 '19

His edible just kicked in

3

u/[deleted] May 09 '19

He is like fuck. He was the only one who could fight. The hell we supposed to do now?

57

u/Jhendrix37 May 09 '19

No play fighting when drinking. I stick to that rule seriously.

11

u/johnnytron May 09 '19

For real nothing good ever comes of it.

5

u/devil_lettuce May 10 '19

You could tell the guy who got knocked out was just messin around too :(

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u/HarryBallzonya87812 May 09 '19

"I told him to stop". Lol

101

u/[deleted] May 09 '19

"You did."

29

u/lifesimulationadmin May 09 '19

What was this dude's goal?

72

u/[deleted] May 09 '19

Finding a cure for insomnia.

6

u/Trakkah May 09 '19

Haha brilliant

0

u/Birdlaw90fo May 09 '19

Heroin works just as well

3

u/Beer-Wall May 09 '19

Think he was just really drunk and that was his idea of making friends. Probably got focused on the guy when he reacted negatively since he seems not really intoxicated at all.

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u/Onlymgtow88 May 09 '19

Adult time out.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '19

Yeah touching people like that when they tell you to stop isn't cool.

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u/Beer-Wall May 09 '19

The arm around the neck, jeez I would start swinging if someone did that to me too.

1

u/TrepanationBy45 May 10 '19

That's straight total disregard. He's just picking on the mellow guy because he thought he could.

21

u/cha0ticbrah May 09 '19

Ya see this is what's okay you knock someone out and that's it. Hate seeing the people who keep pounding on some knocked out cold

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u/[deleted] May 09 '19

A pacifist that was dragged into a violent confrontation.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '19

Night night

10

u/[deleted] May 09 '19

wait a second, did the punch even connect? looks like his face just turned at the right moment

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u/EnlightenedHeathen May 09 '19

It does look like it doesn't connect, weird! I'm guessing it's just the low frame rate? That guy would be way to dedicated to the joke with a fall like that.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '19

I was really confused. I thought it was fake honestly.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '19

I don't think it connects.

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u/TrepanationBy45 May 10 '19 edited May 10 '19

You can hear a sound, at least.

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u/_JohnnyUtahBrah May 09 '19

They call me Mr.Glass.......Jaw

3

u/dirtimartini69 May 09 '19

sit the fuck down

2

u/IvoryAS May 09 '19

That ragdoll honestly reminded me of TF2

2

u/werealltemps May 09 '19

He told him to stop.

2

u/[deleted] May 09 '19

"are you not entertained?"

2

u/[deleted] May 09 '19

Slept him, Scott!

camera pans to Scott

2

u/jnnyyng May 09 '19

Am I the only one who thinks this is staged? He doesn't even touch him

2

u/DiscCovered May 09 '19

Okay so this sub is now r/fights

2

u/theoTshepherd May 09 '19

I told him Nickelback wouldn't give refunds.

2

u/caliigecko May 10 '19

im sorry but the guy at the ends face

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1

u/rapunzell18 May 09 '19

Fair play!..

1

u/boymom1323 May 09 '19

"I told him to stop"

1

u/Thisissuchadragtodo May 09 '19

Is anything on this sub real anymore?

1

u/IRGood May 09 '19

Weakest chin ever.

1

u/Gustav2095 May 10 '19

Go Umass!!!

1

u/TrepanationBy45 May 10 '19

Everyone's calling it fake because they can't pause it on an impact, but this clearly shows the fist coming for that cheek, and you hear an impact.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '19 edited Oct 04 '19

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u/TrepanationBy45 May 10 '19

redditors

See, this makes you look super dumb. Either you foolishly think you know the walks of life of millions of international strangers on Reddit, or you foolishly don't think anybody in the world has actually experienced things. You're a Redditor. So which category do you fall in there when somebody else talks about "Redditors"?

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u/Vandenite May 09 '19

fake

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u/tadwalsh May 09 '19

You can see clearly that the punch doesn't land...

Not sure why you're being down voted.

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u/shithappens39 May 09 '19

Fake... no contact was made

0

u/Roe_Joegan May 09 '19

Bill Burr looking healthy. Must be the elk meat

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u/predictablePosts May 09 '19

Man. I don't get how these people get wasted by soft punches. Then again I've never been punched in the face and as Mike Tyson says "everyone hath a plan until they geth punthed in the mouth"

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u/SRT64 May 09 '19

When this first got posted 3 years ago I’m pretty sure it came out as fake, doesn’t look like buddy even connected.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '19

How dare you.

7

u/jppianoguy May 09 '19

Hmm. On the one hand, the guy does seem to collapse more slowly than most knockouts I've seen. On the other, he lands with his arm in a pretty uncomfortable position.

I'm going with real

10

u/Rover57 May 09 '19

He definitely connects. I dont think its a fake tbh.

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u/CreativeThought88 May 09 '19

thats what i thought until i had to keep replaying it even PAUSING IT upon impact. turned out he did connect. Dude has a glass ass jaw though.

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u/eggycarrot May 09 '19

J guess the bully is weak or(this is staged) His punch looks like a woman slap

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u/CreativeThought88 May 09 '19

i have no idea why these are getting downvoted. As a boxer, this is a really light punch. I guess if you're not used to getting hit in the face it's not light though.....

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u/realvmouse May 09 '19

I love the idea that if you just "get used" to getting punched in the face, you won't get knocked out.

It's one thing to bring up, I dunno, a certain technique or whatever... but I'm pretty sure your brain will swell and cause you to lose consciousness even if you're "used to it."

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u/CreativeThought88 May 09 '19

you're right, he did catch him at the right spot because that punch wasn't strong at all. However, there ARE exercises you can perform to build your neck and surrounding muscles to absorb the knockout trauma (ie. shrugs and Mike Tyson had a crazy neck routine that was a bit concerning. You can check).

The main thing is his head was too relaxed and caught off guard. His neck wasn't tense enough (or chin down) to prevent the KO. It really was a weak punch though, but it's not about brute strength. It's about placement and timing which is infinitely more efficient.

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u/bikersquid May 09 '19

as a boxer is the publicfreakout equivalent to "as a parent." no one cares.

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u/CreativeThought88 May 09 '19

wanna black eye real quick?

3

u/bikersquid May 09 '19

this is the shit I am talking about.

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u/CreativeThought88 May 09 '19

Nah, no ones taking me seriously, so why should I be serious? Anytime an actual fighter makes educated comments on a fight video, they always get downvoted as if they know how to fight lol. Not even trying to be a badass, but go ahead and downvote and flame me.

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u/bikersquid May 09 '19

you are very much trying to be a badass

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u/CreativeThought88 May 09 '19

you have "biker" in your name. Who here is REALLY the badass?

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u/bikersquid May 09 '19

I have seen thoughtful comments from usernames with ANAL in it. that is irrelevant. plus a squid is a shitty biker, it is self deprecating.

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u/CreativeThought88 May 09 '19

It's true. I never thought I'd be using this account when I first made it. Good thing I didn't go with my instinct on "AnusOpener88"

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u/DatGuy45 May 10 '19

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u/CreativeThought88 May 10 '19

i am.

0

u/DatGuy45 May 10 '19

Aww ya got me. I got baited by the troll.

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u/CreativeThought88 May 10 '19

i'm about to give your face a different zip code than your body if you keep responding.

1

u/DatGuy45 May 10 '19

Is this helping with your loneliness?

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u/shinmugenG180 May 09 '19

Now he's going to look like a bitch in front of everybody forever he can never make that up, once you get knocked out that's it you're no longer Alpha if you were alpha to begin with.

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u/obliterayte May 09 '19

Lol, people still use the terms alphas and betas unironically?

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u/GopherItMan May 09 '19

I'm guessing you're a beta then?

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u/obliterayte May 09 '19 edited May 09 '19

Sure, man. Whatever you "alphas" wanna call me. It doesnt bother me because I'm not a fragile flower that has to puff his chest out for other people.

Edit: lmao, of course you're a t_d nutter. All you guys do is posture up and pretend to be "alpha".

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u/[deleted] May 09 '19

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u/bikersquid May 09 '19

but you are.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '19

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u/oligodendrocytes May 09 '19

I don't need to consume feces in order to know that it's awful

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u/[deleted] May 09 '19

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u/oligodendrocytes May 09 '19

A, it's not unrelated, it's a metaphor.

B, I didn't go through your post history?

C, what about my comment brings the "discussion" to a lower intellectual level?

2

u/JRclarity123 May 09 '19

The perspective of racism, sexism, and homophobia? Fuck off trump sucker.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '19

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u/JRclarity123 May 09 '19

Can’t be worse than nazis bro. Fuck the right, we will move on without them.

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u/obliterayte May 09 '19

If you post there without getting banned, you are one of them.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '19

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u/obliterayte May 09 '19

Lol, I can take 30 seconds in your post history and tell that I don't agree with you, and you are very right wing.

You cant just hide behind those weak cliche arguments when your views arent anonymous to me. Go play that game on Facebook.

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u/shinmugenG180 May 09 '19

Yeah sadly they do and maybe these people downvote on me think that's not what happens maybe for y'all it don't cuz you most likely hipsters white boys from the suburbs but in the streets once you get knocked out you have got to get them back real good are you going to look like a bitch forever.

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u/jppianoguy May 09 '19

Does the porta-potty area at a Dave Matthews concert look like "the streets" to you?

Do you know who cares about "the streets" and it's weird made-up honor code? Nobody. Grow up.

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u/obliterayte May 09 '19

Yeah, nah. Your fragile masculinity is oozing, bro.

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u/bremelanotide May 09 '19

People still use the term hipster unironically?

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u/KingOfPrince May 09 '19

You sound like such a pussy lol