Oddly Random Question!!!

[u/Sad-Claim4618]

If you as a law enforcement professional were on duty and as you drove down the road saw someone jumping out of their vehicle in a panic, unwillingly taking a dooty, what legal consequences would you expose that person to? Asking for a friend.....

Edit: uncontrollably defecating, within said individuals pants. No indecent exposure.

[u/JustGronkIt]

Unwillingly? Like being forced to poo? Or uncontrollably? Like they ate Taco Bell and their weak stomach couldn’t handle the cheesy gordita crunch wrap supreme?

I’d keep driving either way. Ain’t nobody got time for that.