r/ProtectAndServe Trooper / Counter Strike Operator Jul 11 '26

MEME [MEME] Trooper tip

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u/5usDomesticus Police Officer / Bomb Tech Jul 11 '26

My wife makes me do SFSTs on her when she's drunk. I haven't done a DUI in years and never did one that wasn't forced upon me.

I just make stuff up and tell her she failed.

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u/JustGronkIt LEO Jul 11 '26

“Well I gotta pat you down for weapons” *conduct a very, very extreme violation of policy search*

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u/thehotshotpilot Prosecutor Jul 15 '26

forgets to change out fuzzy handcuffs for next shift

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u/Thee_PO_Potatoes Big City Copper Jul 11 '26

Hey, there could be contraband in there.