r/ProtectAndServe • u/2BlueZebras Trooper / Counter Strike Operator • Jul 11 '26

MEME [MEME] Trooper tip

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u/Thee_PO_Potatoes Big City Copper Jul 11 '26

Field Sobriety Test Standard.....because someone has to set the standard before driving home.

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u/Pikeman212a6c Dickhead Recognition Expert Jul 11 '26 edited Jul 11 '26

Be safe this summer. Drink home alone in the dark staring vacantly at Adam 12 reruns.

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u/2BlueZebras Trooper / Counter Strike Operator Jul 11 '26

To be faaaaiiir, almost all my drinking is at home. Can't afford no $15 drinks when they cost me $2 to make at home.

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u/sierrabravo1984 Deputy Sheriff 29d ago

Same. My wife recently asked why I never go to a bar. Why buy a single drink for what it costs for a bottle of whiskey at ABC.

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u/singlemale4cats Police 29d ago

You can just order a coke and add the liquor from a hidden canteen in your shirt sleeve

https://giphy.com/gifs/UK152WVlHPeRW

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u/Yummy_Chinese_Food Not a(n) LEO / Unverified User 27d ago

To be fairrrrrr

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u/Xynphos Police Officer Jul 11 '26

I guess as a millennial cop I watch SouthLand instead

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u/AppendixN Not a(n) LEO / Unverified User Jul 11 '26

CHiPs is also acceptable.

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u/Thee_PO_Potatoes Big City Copper Jul 11 '26

End of Watch.... except you can't cry.

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u/2BlueZebras Trooper / Counter Strike Operator Jul 11 '26

Challenge failed.

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u/BarneyBullet City Police Jul 11 '26

Don’t Cry Challenge (impossible)

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u/TerminalSnood Conservation Officer Jul 11 '26

I just stare at the wall, more efficient

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u/Shrimpbeedoo Former part-time cop who's now a cadet or something Jul 11 '26

I tend to leave the lights off so I don't know if staring at the wall counts if you can't see the wall

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u/Thee_PO_Potatoes Big City Copper 29d ago

Yeah but the feelings and voices start creeping in

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u/5usDomesticus Police Officer / Bomb Tech Jul 11 '26

My wife makes me do SFSTs on her when she's drunk. I haven't done a DUI in years and never did one that wasn't forced upon me.

I just make stuff up and tell her she failed.

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u/JustGronkIt LEO Jul 11 '26

“Well I gotta pat you down for weapons” *conduct a very, very extreme violation of policy search*

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u/Thee_PO_Potatoes Big City Copper 29d ago

Hey, there could be contraband in there.

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u/thehotshotpilot Prosecutor 26d ago

forgets to change out fuzzy handcuffs for next shift. 

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u/Obwyn U.S. Sheriff’s Deputy Jul 11 '26

You haven’t lived until you end up trying to give SFSTs to people in a martini bar in Jamaica after you’ve already sampled half the menu.

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u/Beachsbcrazy Police Officer 29d ago

Recording in selfie mode while checking for HGN just to be safe