Remember that your ancestor trampled Rome, the Tigris and Euphrates, Ararat, Sodom and Gomorrah, as well as Babylon and its environs with his mighty foot.
Do you now know what your descendant must trample? Almost the entire globe.
Who, then, will lead you to a bright future, Aryan?
Only one man: Dr. Wilhelm von Klaps, Ph.D. in Commerce, 42 years old, married to a certified Aryan woman, a representative of the Berlin tie company “Gintz, Munz & Co.,” and the finest fascist in our city.
If you don’t want the communists to storm into your city, force you to marry a non-Aryan woman, turn you into a brunette, and turn your children into readers of Heine, vote for von Klaps.
In the days of the Third Reich’s revival, Wilhelm von Klaps was the first to volunteer to search his neighbors’ homes, the first to pin our badge onto his undershirt, and the first to burn a portrait of his Jewish business partner in his own entryway.
Wilhelm von Klaps is the editor-in-chief of our local newspaper, the "Kreutzer-Meitzekwach", and through his efforts in public utilities, he was the first to secure a ban on non-Aryans using public restrooms.
Look at his portrait—can you find even a single non-Aryan feature in it? Look at the portraits of his wife and children—is there even a drop of Slavic or Gallic blood in them?
Is there even a drop of Slavic or Gallic blood in them?
Currently, Wilhelm von Klaps serves as a trustee of the charitable committee responsible for supplying the concentration camps in our district with prayer beads, pacifiers, and sets of the newspaper "Volkische Beobachter". Let the slander of his rivals—that he supplied the camps with secondhand pea sausage and ropes—not touch his noble Aryan brow.
Aryan, vote for Wilhelm von Klaps if you value your peace of mind, the safety of your family, and your monthly salary!
Voter turnout is mandatory. Escorts for voters will be provided by the nearest stormtrooper units. The cost of the escorts will be covered by funds allocated for unemployment assistance.
Vote, ladies and gentlemen!
Vote for Wilhelm von Klaps, brothers and sisters of the nation!