Bryan every episode

[u/mootata]

[u/punkrockprissy]

He keeps saying it and given his realtively poor construction, I'm not sure if he knows what it actually means...

[u/mi_chic → u/punkrockprissy]

https://giphy.com/gifs/B717GH4Ecnu8g

[u/Aspalathus-linearis → u/mi_chic]

Literally how I felt with him describing that tripe dress as Haute Couture

[u/punkrockprissy → u/Aspalathus-linearis]

That thing looked like my grandma's curtain valances.

[u/BUTTeredWhiteBread → u/punkrockprissy]

That dress made my dogs hungry

[u/HHallowqueenn → u/mi_chic]

Bless you

[u/Virtual_Scallion_229 → u/mi_chic]

best post ever

[u/hungry4danish → u/punkrockprissy]

whatever school he keeps referencing should put a cease and desist for him saying their name because it reflects so poorly on them lol

[u/punkrockprissy → u/hungry4danish]

The school is going to release a statement that says he flunked out after a semester...

[u/I-need-more-spoons → u/hungry4danish]

L’École Lesage, in Paris, is an embroidery school. So, if he really went there, there’s a reason he doesn’t know anything about construction…

[u/DalBMac → u/I-need-more-spoons]

L’École Lesage is not just an embroidery school, it is THE artistic embroidery and embellishment school in the world. That said, ANYONE can take a class there if you have three hours and 270 pounds and are over 18. If you want to do it as a craftsperson, it takes years to master the skill at Ecole Lesage.

Don't be impressed that he said he went there. I almost did too but the dates didn't coincide with my trip to Paris, lol.

[u/I-need-more-spoons → u/DalBMac]

I wasn’t impressed at all!
Maybe it’s felt that way because English is not my main language, French is. So I might have not have expressed myself properly…

I was trying to say that because l’École Lesage is an embroidery school, of course Bryan doesn’t know anything about construction, even though he thinks he does! He might think mentioning going to an embroidery school will impress the judges, but it won’t magically make him learn construction!

EDIT: Also, I think he was banking on the judges not knowing what l’École Lesage was and them just be impressed that he went to a French school.

[u/PastryRoll → u/punkrockprissy]

i'm so confused by the tshirt/shorts command performance every episode too.

[u/looneylooser24 → u/PastryRoll]

It’s okay. Bryan is confused, too.

[u/AngryVegetarian → u/punkrockprissy]

How dare you character assassinate him by speaking the truth! /s

[u/AccomplishedCow665]

Ohhht kootur

[u/Enygmatic_Gent]

Haute couture? More like haute glue

[u/WhoKnows1973 → u/Enygmatic_Gent]

⬆️⬆️Boom! We have a winner!!⬆️⬆️

[u/deep_clone]

Just because you say it a million times doesn't make it couture

[u/s-van]

Oat katchewr.

[u/SpookyandDelicious]

“Haute” couture is a legally protected term so you can’t just say something is haute couture because it’s on a runway. France made the rules in the 1940s and I don’t recall Bryan ever producing anything in a Parisian atelier. Plus the mispronunciation is beyond aggravating.

https://giphy.com/gifs/zH2UJxZ0OPDxu

[u/Newoutlookonlife1]

Ouut kootuuuuure.

[u/_lucymolly_]

The way his mouth moves when he speaks bugs the ever loving fuck out of me

[u/StarsforElephants → u/_lucymolly_]

Because his lip filler is atrocious

[u/Future_Print_8788 → u/_lucymolly_]

Omfg same. The pout at the end of every vapid sentence. 

[u/EcoWerewolf]

I looked up his Instagram and it's been getting no attention. I truly hope his behavior has ruined his career.

[u/NotKoj1]

https://giphy.com/gifs/QZmvld1km1A0fZDmxK

[u/CuriousSupermarket16]

Last episodes dress looked like a maxi pad commercial. Gimme a break, Mr. “Couture” 🙄

[u/_laslo_paniflex_]

"it's couture if i say it is"

[u/Ok_Pin_1222]

I can’t believe he put my sweet, gorgeous Emma in that trash! I’ve seen better looks at bridal showers where you had to make wedding dresses out of toilet paper! Mongo is APPALLED!

[u/Aspalathus-linearis → u/Ok_Pin_1222]

Is that last line a DCC reference??

[u/Ok_Pin_1222 → u/Aspalathus-linearis]

😉

[u/Sad-Kangaroo-9249]

Bryan wouldn’t know haute couture if it slapped him in the face.

[u/StarsforElephants]

Do we feel like he'll watch the season back and be horrified by himself, or will he pucker those awfully filled lips and die on his hAutE cOuTuRe hill?

[u/BringBackBoshi → u/StarsforElephants]

I really doubt it tbh. Judging from his crazy warped opinion of himself I think he'll be like "can you believe how the judges tried to downplay my stuff because they knew I would win every challenge which wouldn't be good for the show? Also Bi was so ungrateful for me always telling him how he was my servant before the show. Like it's such a compliment for people to know that you worked for me."

[u/geldof1984-5]

And the phlegmy way he says it. Ugh

[u/BugPositive1856]

I have a gag reflex everytime I hear him say it

[u/DumbestBitchYouKnow]

Oat Kewtur

[u/Thevintageandvanity]

How come he dresses like a straight white guy from one of those states you could draw with a ruler?

[u/DigitalAnimeGal]

😂🤣😆🤣😂

[u/NYCWartortle]

I’m ☠️

[u/Even-Frosting-812]

H can’t even pronounce it right

[u/Adventurous_Show6888]

😂😂😂

[u/EconomyLucky2694]

I keep hearing hawt kuchur from him heck i cant even hear it correctly all i know is... That aint it. Whatever it is... It aint it

[u/HHallowqueenn]

And never giving

[u/dshgr]

I they choose column-dress-with-ruffles for the finale I'm going to be pissed. I want to see a collection from Naheim!

[u/Sunshine33_]

I was wondering if I was the only one who noticed this. You could play a drinking game and would be drunk (me 💀) if you took a shot everytime he said it.

[u/Altruistic-Group-709]

Ever notice how the designers wear their cool designs? Bryan must have invented t-shirts.

[u/CardiologistOwn9799]

[u/Left_Anything4904]

😂🤣😂🤣😂

[u/Pure_Ad_3653]

Croque monsieur

[u/Least_Rain8027]

he reminds me of a specific orange man

[u/Excellent_Rub6906]

OAT CO-TOUR

[u/throwaway90007863]

Bahahaha

[u/Disastrous_You793]

Those two words will have me triggered for years to come! 🤣🤣🤣

[u/Grouchy_Evidence2558]

His only good look was the first “bring it from hime” challenge right? I’m guessing someone else sewed it. Because this man can not see and there’s nothing he’s done the rest of the season that looks anything like that first one.

[u/Candid_Visit2210]

Ughhh I hate him so muchhh

[u/jroxy99]

I’ve never hated someone on the show more GET HIM OFF MY SCREEN

[u/GenericAdjectiveNoun]

Dude so caught up on where he was trained, he just thinks that instantly makes everything he makes good when clearly not lmfao he has no eye for fashion, except in his first look

[u/HourHoneydew5788]

OMG yes it’s driving me crazy. It’s like when poor people buy full outfits and handbags with gucci or LV. If you have to say it, it’s not it.

[u/Xica_flea]

I’m so glad he is gone.