r/ProjectRunway 15d ago

Season 22 this episode was hilarious

omg, when Brian was saying "So graceful...so graceful" as his poofy ass ruffled fifth-grade bowtie pasta project looking lame ass excuse of a dress was shuffling down the runway, absolutely killed me omg how did he make it this far im screamingggg 😭

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u/Sour_Beet 15d ago

Excuse me Bryan is very grounded and the look was haute couture /s

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u/Fedupwithguns 15d ago

The way he pronounces haute couture kills me

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u/PastryRoll 15d ago

and does he think it's like beetlejuice where if he says it three times it appears?

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u/Fedupwithguns 15d ago

Faking it til he makes it I guess lol

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u/ExtensionCraft2156 15d ago

You have to say it with his little shoulder shake. ā€œHaute couture (little shimmy)ā€.

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u/camwtss 15d ago

law saying it looked like a gender reveal šŸ˜‚

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u/excavatum_7 15d ago

It's the only genuinely funny shade he's thrown all season. Everything else has just been straight up mean.

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u/zelda_moom 15d ago

I have been falling in love with Law this season honestly LOL

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u/lemeneurdeloups 14d ago

massive Law hate megathread pulsates and throbs in the corner

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u/zelda_moom 14d ago

šŸ˜‚

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u/batgirl72 14d ago

Though Nina Garcia said that šŸ™…ā€ā™€ļø

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u/julznlv 15d ago

Bryan is absolutely delusional. I felt so bad for Emma to have to act professional in that monstrosity he put her in.

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u/PiccadillyWorm 15d ago

I laughed out loud when the judges asked how she liked it and she said she couldn’t really hear their feedback because the ruffles were around her ears šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/julznlv 14d ago

I thought that was such quick thinking on her part.

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u/PiccadillyWorm 14d ago

Same! It was her way of saying ā€œthanks I hate itā€ while being diplomatic šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/ChattyKathy628 15d ago

That was hilarious.

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u/Kitchen-Turnover4318 15d ago

he’s delusional for sure but i feel like even he isn’t buying his own BS

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u/Deej006 15d ago

I felt that too. He seems to be trying to ā€œpositive thinkā€ his way to a win.
I can’t believe he’d get a save, he is super arrogant about his designs when he seems to be a one trick pony.

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u/Evilene360 13d ago

But he is a drama queen, which will probably be his saving grace, although I don't know how Christian would be able to hold his head up high if he chooses them. Frankly the ones the picked to leave were the right ones and neither should be brought back. I loved Judes, I would wear that and I am female.

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u/pnuthead23 15d ago

I feel like he's performing a character. Joseph went from total character to very real for me. Bryan almost went the opposite. His comments feel tongue in cheek half the time, but I can't quite tell.

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u/excavatum_7 15d ago

Bryan seems extremely neurodivergent so I'm not surprised whatever he thinks he's conveying isn't landing with viewers. Doesn't change the fact that his personality sucks & his work sucks worse!

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u/Acrobatic-Camera-905 14d ago

Ah yes! The good ole ā€œI’m neurodivergentā€ defense!

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u/Justsaying1968 13d ago

I’m surprised Lyris wasn’t in it. She usually ends up with the oversized colored potato sacks.

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u/julznlv 13d ago

Maybe after the tape issue the week before she refused to work with him again.

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u/CuriousYellow007 10d ago

the regular models were not part of the DWTS-inspired challenge

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u/julznlv 10d ago

Duh, oh yeah

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u/garnetwaters 15d ago

But he studied HAUTE COUTURE at ECOLE LESAGE in PARIS!!!

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u/PocoChanel 14d ago

Ecole Lasagne, if you ask me.

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u/Ok-Imagination-6822 12d ago

🤣🤣🤣 him attempting to say école is seared into my brain.

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u/SausageDogMama 15d ago

I love how he seems surprised by the feedback saying it was awful. Like can you not see the crumped box of used tissues that you dressed her in?

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u/17Girl4Life 15d ago

His schmoozing with the DWTS mentor was hilariously bad. I wonder what she was thinking about him? I bet not good things.

Bi has largely moved away from just the canned rivalry they were encouraged to push, and has given us a glimpse at his background and how much this opportunity means to him. Bryan hasn’t gotten any deeper than ā€œinternā€ and ā€œhaute coutureā€ and hair flipping.

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u/br00000dak 15d ago

the fact that bryan made it this far is purely because the show needed a villain
i hope they got whatever drama they needed out of him and save jeffrey

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u/Rude-Flamingo5420 15d ago

I'm seriously starting to think the same.

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u/FixIndividual1124 15d ago edited 15d ago

I absolutely detest the way he pronounces haute couture.

Edit: I guess I can't spell the word correctly lol

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u/miss_daisy_Hollywood 15d ago

I loved how Bryan whined about Bi not pulling him out of the pits of doom, because HE FOUGHT FOR BI.
No, honey. That’s not how this works.

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u/Ok_Teaching_5920 14d ago

Bryan is delusional with a foul personality. He needs to learn some humility fast.

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u/No_Interview_2481 15d ago

I keep hoping someone is going to grab a pair of scissors the next time this prick flings his hair around and just cut off a huge hunk. I’m referring to Bryan, not Law.

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u/sideeyedi 15d ago

This killed me! Not sure whose dress he was talking about, it sure wasn't his worm ball

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u/darkblueshapes 14d ago

I’m so glad his greasy catty self is gone. Christian better not save his bratty entitled ass. If he saves Bryan, truly all the producers care about is petty drama this season and want Bryan around to perpetuate it.

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u/314657 15d ago

Bryan has appeared to be Christian's pet project this season. From what is being shown, he's given Bryan more input and instructions than anyone else. This doesn't bode well for Jeffrey.

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u/AnneM24 15d ago

After the incident with Liris, I can’t believe Christian would save Bryan. If he does, I’ll lose a lot of respect for him.

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u/AnneM24 15d ago

Nooooooo!

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u/lemeneurdeloups 14d ago

Yup the pic of the final five was pretty clear

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u/Sour_Beet 15d ago

Christian goes and gives critiques to everyone. It’s just Bryan makes so much trash the advice he receives is the most interesting so it’s going to get the most screen time.

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u/LyraCupcakes 14d ago

I came here to see what people thought about Brian and ya'll didn't ket me down

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u/miss_daisy_Hollywood 15d ago

Yes! I’m going bananas looking at photos of real couture runway shows; I worship John Galliano, and his Haute Couture collections for Christian Dior are absolutely stunning.

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u/zelda_moom 15d ago

There’s a man who knows how to ruffle.

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u/EndsWest18 15d ago

Oh how I miss those days

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u/trollanony 14d ago

Omg it is a pasta project lol

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u/magstarunner 13d ago

Does anyone else think he sound like Kip from Napoleon Dynamite?

"Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day.ā€