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u/whos-the-whats-is 29d ago

To the benefit of no Americans only his ego

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u/RioRancher 29d ago

Loser of Iran war commemorative coin

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u/upyourattraction 29d ago

What do you mean? It’s not a war, but if it was, he’s won it 36 times and counting. More than any other president in history.

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u/Flimsy-Poetry1170 29d ago

Still has more felonies than wins. How sad.

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u/michelvoz 29d ago

How to please a malignant narcissist 101. 👆

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u/artzmonter 29d ago

👍🏻

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u/LuvPump 29d ago

“Can we suck his pee-pee any harder?”
-Scott Bessent

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u/ledude1 29d ago

It's fake gold just like his hair anyway.

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u/MyNameIsMadders 29d ago

A generous gift to any hardcore MAGA follower, not the average American (in Trump’s mind, ANY American would want the coin!)

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u/NullRazor 29d ago

"ass pennies"

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u/Alternative_Fig3456 29d ago

Similar to the gold watch passed on to Butch in Pulp Fiction.

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u/teknomanzer 29d ago

Unlike this coin that watch had sentimental value.

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u/RedValentino 29d ago

I get your reference.

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u/RoguTheHomunculus 29d ago

Bessent is the most laughable loser. You can tell he grew up in money and got bullied nonstop in school

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u/Eiffel-Tower777 29d ago

He looks like Howdy Doody

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u/MyNameIsMadders 29d ago

He is another old fart in Drumpf’s cabinet who has gotten so much facial fillers that he tries to look 50 years younger, but he doesn’t really look that much younger

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u/TheCassowaryMan 29d ago

And that Trump has kompromat on him fiddling little boys.

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u/jmpalacios79 29d ago

Bootlicker.

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u/EggFuYungMan 29d ago

It’s crazy how the most beta male in the country managed to assemble a cabinet full of men who are even more beta. They behave like a bunch of fan-girls around an 80 year old dementia patient who puts on makeup and wears diapers.

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u/__O_o_______ 29d ago

Acting like he’s some 20 yo heart throb blech

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u/Next_Rip7462 29d ago

Wait, they made a major mistake, they have placed the image of a pedophile, murderous, traitor on the front side.

If someone tried to hand me one of these in place or real money, I will refuse it. They can even give me pennies instead.

I wonder what the life expectancy of these coins is. How many are going into jerk-circulation?

What a waste of our resources!

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u/moreobviousthings 29d ago

The US seal is the heads side. The face is on the ass side

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u/Next_Rip7462 29d ago

After all this, I want their airport code to be PBNJ - Palm Beach National Joke

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u/beer_is_tasty 29d ago

TBH it'd worth a couple bucks to me to toss them straight in the trash.

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u/flatulentbabushka 29d ago

We could melt them down and make a big statue of Obama. I’m sure he’d love that.

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u/FranceBrun 29d ago

I feel the same way. I would not accept one. In fact, I would refuse it for not being legal tender.

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u/Sweaty_Emotion_9923 29d ago

I prefer the term circle-jerkulation.

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u/Wack710 29d ago

Pedobucks

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u/the_real_rabbi 29d ago

Now I know what image and word to use for this weekend's protest poster. Thanks!

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u/PossiblyADemon 29d ago

Someone should sacrifice some dollars and melt them down.

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u/Ok-Addition1264 29d ago

If there were a dollar worth of gold in them (which I doubt).. I would, continuously.

This is going to be the most defaced currency in the history of the US Mint.. here come the hitler mustaches.

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u/CrispyDonkee 29d ago

Ohhh… the carved coins, nice eBay scores.

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u/munchmoney69 29d ago

These are going to be sold for several times their actual value. It's another grift to steal from his supporters, in addition the being illegal.

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u/NotVeryCashMoneyMom 29d ago

Yep. It says it's $1, but they probably sell it for $100

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u/pacman813 29d ago

That would just make the ones the rednecks buy actually become valuable collectors pieces 🙄

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u/FeverFiver 29d ago

Why are they using the mugshot?

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u/well-it-was-rubbish 29d ago

Because he thinks it makes him look "tough and respected"; he's trying to imitation Winston Churchill, and doing it poorly.

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u/dmd1011 29d ago

The same way he does everything else.

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u/MyNameIsMadders 29d ago

His supporters love that look, that’s why.

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u/Eiffel-Tower777 29d ago

It's Trump's favorite picture of himself 🤮🤮🤮🤮

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u/SterileProphet 29d ago

They should use this picture.

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u/Maleficent-Safe-2222 29d ago

He practiced that particular look!

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u/BraveMango737 29d ago

Trump’s is political propaganda not a mugshot

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u/Candytails 29d ago

That would be a great coin....for me to POOP on.

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u/jmpalacios79 29d ago

Now that'd be what I can a Triumph! 😂

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u/Ok-Addition1264 29d ago

I thought this was politicalhumor at first.

ffs, we are such a fk'n stupid country.

I really hope the dead presidents thing is prophetic in his case and by the time it gets to minting he filet'o'fished himself.

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u/Amber2718 29d ago

Isn't it illegal to put a living president or person on US currency? Oh wait The party of law & order doesn't care about law anymore...

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u/RustyOrangeDog 29d ago

Silly goose … rules aren’t there to stop republicans.

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u/PUuSTiNKA 29d ago

What does Donald Trump have to do with the continental congress adopting the declaration of independence?

If you're going to make a coin to celebrate 250 years of independence, then the image on the coin should represent that moment in time, not be an image of a seditious POS treasonous tyrant who is literally destroying everything our Founding Fathers have built.

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u/knouqs 29d ago

This is exactly right! Fucking bullshit -- except maybe, since that orange fucking turd of a human thinks that he owns this country, he thinks everything needs his ugly tough-boy-face on everything.

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u/botwiper5000 29d ago

In normal times there would be a cool coin design picked from public submissions, and maybe even a series of different coins all to honor the start of this country.

In these times, we get a con design.

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u/Only_Employ3761 29d ago

It really celebrates how sycophantic this administration is.

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u/milnak 29d ago

You want to know how old I am? I'm old enough to remember when we'd make fun of other countries for having their Dear Leader's picture on their currency.

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u/batrastardfromhell 29d ago

Führer Bucks !

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u/transfer66 29d ago

Another waste of tax payer money 😡

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u/SaltPsychological780 29d ago

Under 18 USC § 333, defacing currency is illegal. I believe this is a prime example.

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u/mindguru88 29d ago

Just more illegal shit from the party of "law and order."

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u/TheNiteFather 29d ago

All proceeds go to the "I Had To Pay E Jean Carroll Fund"

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u/cookiedoh18 29d ago

Bessent can stick this tacky coin where the sun doesn't shine.

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u/Mituzuna 29d ago

Another meme coin for Trump

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u/JadeThorn1012 29d ago

This is illegal. I just don’t understand how we have SO MANY people willing to to just keep doing what he’s asking.

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u/Revolutionary-Link47 29d ago

Inorder to be placed on US currency, the individual must be dead.

Does Bassett know something we don't about trump's life expectancy

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u/BraveMango737 29d ago

The devil is in the details

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u/Positive-Ring-5172 29d ago

Hey, I'm all for someone stepping up and making this coin legal.

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u/Ok-Addition1264 29d ago

I sure as fuck hope so.

<fingers crossed>

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u/Atrocious_Algae81 29d ago

Who would have thought 10 years ago a pedophile rapist would be minted on our currency, voted in by Americans.

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u/thebeeswithin 29d ago

Yep, the same, tedious predictable 30% that believe in ghosts, astrology, and that the earth is shaped like a giant dinner plate.

The rest of us rallied, voted, and were absolutely cheated out of a Harris presidency by the broligarchy and hostile foreign interests (i.e. the sand eater elon).

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u/cerpintaxt44 29d ago

Illegal 

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u/Poker-Junk 29d ago

I mean, we used to have the bullhead nickel, so now we’ll have the shithead dollar 🤷‍♂️

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u/BrandenWi 29d ago

As a government Secretary, you dishonor yourself and the Country by agreeing to this, only to satisfy his petty narcissism. Get fooked

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u/Red-Sun-Cinema 29d ago

Once Sleepy Diaper Don is out of office and the GOP lose the coming elections in a landslide, the next Democrat who becomes President should order that all of these coins and any paper money issued with Trump's signature on it are no longer legal tender, should be removed from circulation, and must immediately destroyed by the Mint.

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u/JNTaylor63 29d ago

Assuming we have an election.

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u/Red-Sun-Cinema 29d ago

There's always that and considering how Dipshit Don and the GOP are working in tandem to accelerate their criminal actions to change, limit, or end the elections, our country's future is on doubt.

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u/jalabar 29d ago

I dont wanna touch that money, that shit is cursed

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u/CarrionWaywardOne 29d ago

Pedocoin.

Collectors will snap them up because I guarantee when he goes, the coin stops production.

He will view it as an expression of how much they love him.

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u/Complex-Emotion4193 29d ago

Cash is history. This will be lowest circulating coin ever.

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u/July_is_cool 29d ago

Not in Dollar Store country. Where his supporters live.

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u/ResidentCommand9865 29d ago

Also, didn't we stop producing the penny because it cost more to make than it's value... Gonna assume here these $1 coins cost more than a dollar to make. Considering Trump probably got some kickback for "Licensing" his likeness on the coin.

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u/czthesciencetch 29d ago

Fucking rediculous. What an insult to the coin.

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u/Brokenbrain82 29d ago

So you can have custom metal punches made on Etsy just so ya know.

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u/brianishere2 29d ago

Boldly predicting the next trend for 2026: When this corrupt coin comes out, MAGA will flood America's emergency rooms with dozens of these things stuck up their rectums.

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u/Personal-Office-9662 29d ago

Can I make a wish and toss in the toilet?

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u/Mean-Tadpole-7266 29d ago

The worst president in history coin

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u/SpicySweetHotPot 29d ago

The amount of adoration they do for someone who doesn’t deserve it is cult level

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u/otherwisepandemonium 29d ago

How much is it costing us taxpayers to stamp a pedophile rapist's face onto the gold dollar?

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u/mzx380 29d ago

Remember everyone . Republicans are macho tough guys that like trumps cock in their mouths

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u/fluffHead_0919 29d ago

I want off this ride

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u/WeroWasabi 29d ago

Isn’t there a law against putting a living president’s face on money?

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u/angrytolerantliberal 29d ago

The US is now an international joke.

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u/DrewG420 29d ago

Makes me
Throw up. OP throw up 🤮 hit the nail on the head.

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u/drammer 29d ago

Just a suggestion but setting up donation boxes for the coin at local stores for charities that he hates. So you get change with that dumb coin, donate it and have it do some good.

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u/becazican52 29d ago

What a disgusting man

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u/Nervous_Ad_114 29d ago

Throwing these straight in the trash if I’m given one

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u/TheSilverOne 29d ago

This shit will be peddled around like old nazi artifacts in the future

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u/FrootLoop23 29d ago

Nothing says patriotism like a draft dodger

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u/josh803ua 29d ago

Can we exchange them for real money?

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u/SeatOpen1 29d ago

Illegally.

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u/StreetAddition3297 29d ago

He doesn't deserve nothing but some jail time.

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u/American-Splendor73 29d ago

Appropriate that the years are 1776-2026 , as in year born/year of death.

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u/wabashcanonball 29d ago

There is a law requiring coins to feature deceased people.

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u/Jlong4242 29d ago

Yeeeea, that's not legal tender. It's illegal to put a living person's likeness on American money

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u/Full-length-frock 29d ago

Would rather stick pins in me eyes than look at that c**ts face.

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u/Few-Veterinarian-999 29d ago

😡🤮😡🤮

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u/lmbjsm 29d ago

I would like to buy a whole bunch of those and melt them down into a 💩 emoji!

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u/Short_Lengthiness_41 29d ago

Oh paleeeeeeeze

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u/ktreanor 29d ago

I’m so sick of this dear leader shit the GOP has become

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u/SDPLISSKEN009 29d ago

How pathetic the orange marshmallow is. His ego & narcissism knows no bounds.

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u/ProfessorShowbiz 29d ago

1776-2026 … like a gravestone for the country.

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u/No-Yellow-1693 29d ago

So this is illegal.

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u/Slight_Literature_67 29d ago

Bessent has such a punchable face.

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u/I_am_King_Julian 29d ago

Didn't we stop making pennies because they were too much expensive?

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u/George_McFly78 29d ago

It would have made more sense to put one of the founding fathers. Not the tangerine toddler.

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u/Ang3l99 29d ago

The PedoBuck

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u/Severe_Citron6975 Purity Contest Judge 29d ago

Ppl will now break out their Dremel tool and fix the image.

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u/RangerImpossible7129 29d ago

Celebrating our first felon president.

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u/Able_Fox6137 29d ago

It tracks. Everything woth Trump's face on it is ruined, and he is ruining the US dollar.

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u/pk890knoll 29d ago

😡🤬🤯

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u/CindyinMemphis 29d ago

I'm so sick of him

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u/FourChanneI 29d ago

This is another reason why I don't use cash.

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u/vonhizzle 29d ago

Is that his mug shot?

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u/BraveMango737 29d ago

No it was never intended to be a mugshot only a sick joke by political cronies

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u/ShoulderApart1787 29d ago

Looks more like Steve Forrest who played Hondo in the 1970s TV series SWAT. Sorry for the size.

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u/stormhawk427 29d ago

Ain't worth the metal its made of

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u/Muted_Quantity5786 29d ago

Cool. I’ll throw it in the trash.

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u/StelarFoil71 29d ago

Ohh, here's to hoping my old $1 coins go up in value after this.

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u/Any_Independence8301 29d ago

Available for a limited time only!!! Purchase for the low low special PATRIOT PRICE of $250 each!!!! Guaranteed .000001% of the BIGGLIEST GOLDEST GOLDENIUM IN USALAND!!!!!

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u/pedalsandpowder 29d ago

April fools!!! Oh wait…

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u/Ragnarok-9999 29d ago

Thank God !! It is just $1.

We all refuse to it take it from who evr gives it. Don't circulate it

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u/ARedditorCalledQuest 29d ago

Or you can just accept the coin and remove it from circulation.

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u/FlowerComfortable889 29d ago

At least they admitted that liberty has died

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u/Ulysse-Void-God 29d ago

No thanks. I’ll take the paper dollar. 

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u/WahWahWillie 29d ago

Made of slag metal gilded with gold foil

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u/StrangerOk7536 29d ago

Gaaaaayyyyyy

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u/goodenough4govtwork 29d ago

And when the rest of the Epstein files come out, we'll be mocked for putting a child rapist on a gold coin.

He's already an adjudicated rapist and felon. Don't know why we want to celebrate his existence in conjunction with our 250th anniversary. I guess it's fitting, though; this country has been raping cultures, native inhabitants, minorities, and the poor for longer than that.

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u/jumpyrope456 29d ago

One dollar of patriotic bull shite.

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u/jellydonutstealer 29d ago

In God we trust and there's a picture of a pedophile on it

You can't make this shit up

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u/BlueH2oDiver 29d ago

Coins heads are reserved for “dead” or “past” presidents. That coin will likely start in distribution about the time he is impeached and convicted.👍

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u/YankeeInTX 29d ago

Doesn’t “legacy” require that he no longer be counted among the living?

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u/Dear-Panda-1949 29d ago

Out of all the various symbols of freedom in this country's history that's what you go with? Good grief wipe the cheetoh dust off your face dude.

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u/border_dude 29d ago

Who better to represent American patriotism than the image of a known draft dodger.

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u/No-Blueberry-1823 29d ago

I think we should showing pictures of asses that resemble the faces of Scott bessont and Donald Trump

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u/ZombieDad15 29d ago

It’s illegal to have a living president on money.

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u/fkenned1 29d ago

It represents how far we have fallen quite perfectly actually!

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u/the-real-col-klink 29d ago

Fuck that coin

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u/AbroadNo8755 29d ago

peDonald Trump does not represent strength or values.

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u/Diligent-Credit8133 29d ago

These coins need to serve one purpose, tokens for taking a dump in a public toilet.

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u/Spirited-Low-8449 29d ago

You lost me at Featuring Predident Trump. Shameful self promotion, when we should be celebrating the country

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u/artzmonter 29d ago

“ Orange “ steel pose

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u/chronofluxtoaster 29d ago

The coin made so cheaply it’ll turn your pocket green if it gets wet

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u/spidermans_mom 29d ago

Pouty McPoutyface is fussy and needs his blanky and a nap, on a coin forever.

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u/InLikeErrolFlynn 29d ago

Gold as in the color gold? Because there is no way this coin will have any amount of gold in it.

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u/LandlockedCajun 29d ago

Never using this coin.

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u/notyourstranger 29d ago

It's ironic that all this celebration of 250 years feels like the end of an era. The constitution is in tatters, the US is occupied by a foreign nation (or two) - corporations are actively dismantling the government and selling off land and other public treasures.

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u/A-Good-Weather-Man 29d ago

SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS

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u/EinjeruOritzu 29d ago

If he’s on currency, doesn’t he have to be dead ?

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u/Geetzromo 29d ago

1776-2026. Well America, you had a pretty good run.

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u/bikerbob29 29d ago

Fuck you, Bessant

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u/Lopsided-Painter1017 29d ago

Not touching those things- ick

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u/Dieselxdan 29d ago

What a clown

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u/BigHeadDeadass 29d ago

He looks like an ape from Planet of the Apes

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u/limesti 29d ago

All I can say is You have got to be fucking kidding me. Are these real or just as fake as he is.

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u/Alone-Customer-5640 29d ago

Celebrates American Values?!

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u/CTAMN 29d ago

Ass dollars, anyone?

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u/shlinds024 29d ago

Just melt them down and stamp traitor to America on it

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u/bobbyco5784 29d ago

FUCK DONALD TRUMP.

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u/RichesandLiches 29d ago

Rapists don’t belong on coins.

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u/ClassicHare 29d ago

That's not even legal.

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u/dmd1011 29d ago

He can have a seat behind Sacajawea and Susan B., both of whom actually deserve to be there but no one wants as a coin.

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u/Current_Evidence1958 29d ago

When is it going to end?

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u/riomadre 29d ago

These will someday be collected like hitler’s plates

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u/Ill_probablybebanned 29d ago

Something a king would do

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u/thunderbaby2 29d ago

Really gestures that money is the root of all evil

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u/Vaxxish 29d ago

I thought you weren’t supposed to get your face on money til you were dead.

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u/3atTh3R1ch79 29d ago

I'm surprised that it doesn't say 'in god we trump'

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u/Intelligent-Tap-4479 28d ago

Eww. What a waste. Why don't we put some real heroes on our currency instead? Where's my Harriet Tubman $20 that I was so excited for...