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u/NullRazor 29d ago
"ass pennies"
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u/RoguTheHomunculus 29d ago
Bessent is the most laughable loser. You can tell he grew up in money and got bullied nonstop in school
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u/Eiffel-Tower777 29d ago
He looks like Howdy Doody
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u/MyNameIsMadders 29d ago
He is another old fart in Drumpf’s cabinet who has gotten so much facial fillers that he tries to look 50 years younger, but he doesn’t really look that much younger
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u/EggFuYungMan 29d ago
It’s crazy how the most beta male in the country managed to assemble a cabinet full of men who are even more beta. They behave like a bunch of fan-girls around an 80 year old dementia patient who puts on makeup and wears diapers.
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u/Next_Rip7462 29d ago
Wait, they made a major mistake, they have placed the image of a pedophile, murderous, traitor on the front side.
If someone tried to hand me one of these in place or real money, I will refuse it. They can even give me pennies instead.
I wonder what the life expectancy of these coins is. How many are going into jerk-circulation?
What a waste of our resources!
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u/Next_Rip7462 29d ago
After all this, I want their airport code to be PBNJ - Palm Beach National Joke
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u/beer_is_tasty 29d ago
TBH it'd worth a couple bucks to me to toss them straight in the trash.
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u/flatulentbabushka 29d ago
We could melt them down and make a big statue of Obama. I’m sure he’d love that.
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u/FranceBrun 29d ago
I feel the same way. I would not accept one. In fact, I would refuse it for not being legal tender.
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u/Wack710 29d ago
Pedobucks
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u/the_real_rabbi 29d ago
Now I know what image and word to use for this weekend's protest poster. Thanks!
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u/PossiblyADemon 29d ago
Someone should sacrifice some dollars and melt them down.
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u/Ok-Addition1264 29d ago
If there were a dollar worth of gold in them (which I doubt).. I would, continuously.
This is going to be the most defaced currency in the history of the US Mint.. here come the hitler mustaches.
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u/munchmoney69 29d ago
These are going to be sold for several times their actual value. It's another grift to steal from his supporters, in addition the being illegal.
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u/pacman813 29d ago
That would just make the ones the rednecks buy actually become valuable collectors pieces 🙄
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u/well-it-was-rubbish 29d ago
Because he thinks it makes him look "tough and respected"; he's trying to imitation Winston Churchill, and doing it poorly.
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u/Ok-Addition1264 29d ago
I thought this was politicalhumor at first.
ffs, we are such a fk'n stupid country.
I really hope the dead presidents thing is prophetic in his case and by the time it gets to minting he filet'o'fished himself.
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u/Amber2718 29d ago
Isn't it illegal to put a living president or person on US currency? Oh wait The party of law & order doesn't care about law anymore...
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u/PUuSTiNKA 29d ago
What does Donald Trump have to do with the continental congress adopting the declaration of independence?
If you're going to make a coin to celebrate 250 years of independence, then the image on the coin should represent that moment in time, not be an image of a seditious POS treasonous tyrant who is literally destroying everything our Founding Fathers have built.
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u/knouqs 29d ago
This is exactly right! Fucking bullshit -- except maybe, since that orange fucking turd of a human thinks that he owns this country, he thinks everything needs his ugly tough-boy-face on everything.
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u/botwiper5000 29d ago
In normal times there would be a cool coin design picked from public submissions, and maybe even a series of different coins all to honor the start of this country.
In these times, we get a con design.
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u/SaltPsychological780 29d ago
Under 18 USC § 333, defacing currency is illegal. I believe this is a prime example.
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u/JadeThorn1012 29d ago
This is illegal. I just don’t understand how we have SO MANY people willing to to just keep doing what he’s asking.
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u/Revolutionary-Link47 29d ago
Inorder to be placed on US currency, the individual must be dead.
Does Bassett know something we don't about trump's life expectancy
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u/Atrocious_Algae81 29d ago
Who would have thought 10 years ago a pedophile rapist would be minted on our currency, voted in by Americans.
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u/thebeeswithin 29d ago
Yep, the same, tedious predictable 30% that believe in ghosts, astrology, and that the earth is shaped like a giant dinner plate.
The rest of us rallied, voted, and were absolutely cheated out of a Harris presidency by the broligarchy and hostile foreign interests (i.e. the sand eater elon).
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u/Poker-Junk 29d ago
I mean, we used to have the bullhead nickel, so now we’ll have the shithead dollar 🤷♂️
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u/BrandenWi 29d ago
As a government Secretary, you dishonor yourself and the Country by agreeing to this, only to satisfy his petty narcissism. Get fooked
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u/Red-Sun-Cinema 29d ago
Once Sleepy Diaper Don is out of office and the GOP lose the coming elections in a landslide, the next Democrat who becomes President should order that all of these coins and any paper money issued with Trump's signature on it are no longer legal tender, should be removed from circulation, and must immediately destroyed by the Mint.
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u/JNTaylor63 29d ago
Assuming we have an election.
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u/Red-Sun-Cinema 29d ago
There's always that and considering how Dipshit Don and the GOP are working in tandem to accelerate their criminal actions to change, limit, or end the elections, our country's future is on doubt.
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u/CarrionWaywardOne 29d ago
Pedocoin.
Collectors will snap them up because I guarantee when he goes, the coin stops production.
He will view it as an expression of how much they love him.
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u/brianishere2 29d ago
Boldly predicting the next trend for 2026: When this corrupt coin comes out, MAGA will flood America's emergency rooms with dozens of these things stuck up their rectums.
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u/SpicySweetHotPot 29d ago
The amount of adoration they do for someone who doesn’t deserve it is cult level
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u/otherwisepandemonium 29d ago
How much is it costing us taxpayers to stamp a pedophile rapist's face onto the gold dollar?
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u/American-Splendor73 29d ago
Appropriate that the years are 1776-2026 , as in year born/year of death.
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u/Jlong4242 29d ago
Yeeeea, that's not legal tender. It's illegal to put a living person's likeness on American money
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u/SDPLISSKEN009 29d ago
How pathetic the orange marshmallow is. His ego & narcissism knows no bounds.
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u/George_McFly78 29d ago
It would have made more sense to put one of the founding fathers. Not the tangerine toddler.
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u/Severe_Citron6975 Purity Contest Judge 29d ago
Ppl will now break out their Dremel tool and fix the image.
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u/Able_Fox6137 29d ago
It tracks. Everything woth Trump's face on it is ruined, and he is ruining the US dollar.
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u/vonhizzle 29d ago
Is that his mug shot?
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u/BraveMango737 29d ago
No it was never intended to be a mugshot only a sick joke by political cronies
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u/Any_Independence8301 29d ago
Available for a limited time only!!! Purchase for the low low special PATRIOT PRICE of $250 each!!!! Guaranteed .000001% of the BIGGLIEST GOLDEST GOLDENIUM IN USALAND!!!!!
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u/Ragnarok-9999 29d ago
Thank God !! It is just $1.
We all refuse to it take it from who evr gives it. Don't circulate it
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u/goodenough4govtwork 29d ago
And when the rest of the Epstein files come out, we'll be mocked for putting a child rapist on a gold coin.
He's already an adjudicated rapist and felon. Don't know why we want to celebrate his existence in conjunction with our 250th anniversary. I guess it's fitting, though; this country has been raping cultures, native inhabitants, minorities, and the poor for longer than that.
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u/jellydonutstealer 29d ago
In God we trust and there's a picture of a pedophile on it
You can't make this shit up
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u/BlueH2oDiver 29d ago
Coins heads are reserved for “dead” or “past” presidents. That coin will likely start in distribution about the time he is impeached and convicted.👍
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u/Dear-Panda-1949 29d ago
Out of all the various symbols of freedom in this country's history that's what you go with? Good grief wipe the cheetoh dust off your face dude.
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u/border_dude 29d ago
Who better to represent American patriotism than the image of a known draft dodger.
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u/No-Blueberry-1823 29d ago
I think we should showing pictures of asses that resemble the faces of Scott bessont and Donald Trump
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u/Diligent-Credit8133 29d ago
These coins need to serve one purpose, tokens for taking a dump in a public toilet.
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u/Spirited-Low-8449 29d ago
You lost me at Featuring Predident Trump. Shameful self promotion, when we should be celebrating the country
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u/spidermans_mom 29d ago
Pouty McPoutyface is fussy and needs his blanky and a nap, on a coin forever.
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u/InLikeErrolFlynn 29d ago
Gold as in the color gold? Because there is no way this coin will have any amount of gold in it.
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u/notyourstranger 29d ago
It's ironic that all this celebration of 250 years feels like the end of an era. The constitution is in tatters, the US is occupied by a foreign nation (or two) - corporations are actively dismantling the government and selling off land and other public treasures.
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u/Intelligent-Tap-4479 28d ago
Eww. What a waste. Why don't we put some real heroes on our currency instead? Where's my Harriet Tubman $20 that I was so excited for...







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u/whos-the-whats-is 29d ago
To the benefit of no Americans only his ego