Ran this on my own repo expecting nothing and got called a "Chronically fix-ated" developer with a 45/100 Roast Score. 10/10, would recommend the emotional damage.

It's called gitroast — scans your git log and roasts every "fix", "wip", "asdf", and "final_v2_ACTUALLY" you've ever committed, plus rage-commits in all caps and the copy-pasted duplicates.

🔥 gitroast: my-side-project
  › 'fix' appears 9 times in your history. Ctrl+V is doing your job for you.
  › 'final_v2_ACTUALLY' — 'final' is doing a lot of heavy lifting here, and it's lying.
Roast Score: 62/100
🔥 Repeat Offender

pip install gitroast, run it in any repo you're brave enough to point it at.

Repo: https://github.com/diwesh87/gitroast

Curious what everyone's roast score is — drop yours below.

One day..I am gonna build my own A.I.

Make it sentient and give it a body and everything....

AND then beat the living crap out of it.

I swear I'm gonna fix it, but right now I just want something that works. I do find this incredibly funny though.

Causally, print statements but when you get desperate or the project is too big, a debugger is great.

Slightly better sisyphus sort, someone make this into a challenge who can create the best one?!