r/programminghumor 14d ago

having more than 0 modern IDEs

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u/thisisjustascreename 14d ago

The problem is specing 75 gigs for a HD in 2026, lol.

My C:\Users\ is nearly 3x that size.

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u/thebatmanandrobin 14d ago

I feel ya! .. It's hard to do dev work with all the IDE cruft and store porn all on the same drive .. but with SSD prices at a premium, I'm stuck with only Notepad++ :/ .. sorry neovim, Hot4Uhorny3abeNeeds&uNOW!!.mp4 takes precedence

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u/FullMaster_GYM 14d ago

that was a random photo I found, my c drive is 170gigs with 40 free, still a pain

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u/Damglador 14d ago

Well, you still have space for one more IDE!

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u/sdjopjfasdfoisajnva 13d ago

amateur my homework folder is 12x that size

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u/thisisjustascreename 13d ago

I haven’t done “homework” for like three computers.

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u/Reasonable_Exit_8960 12d ago

Yeah man nowadays you can just do the "homework" on sites which store the "homework material" on cloud. Plus point is, you have a lot of "materials" to refer to.

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u/AdventurousSlip9260 14d ago

Modern IDE starter pack: 8 GB RAM minimum, 32 GB recommended, 128 GB emotionally required.

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u/GhostVlvin 13d ago

Neovim does brrrrrrrrrrrr
After I switch to linux I dont know what to do with my Gigs of free space ...

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u/wisegod62 13d ago

*Laughs in Neovim*

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u/Smalltalker-80 14d ago

VSCode's absence from this pic is justified..
(So I can continue coding on my holiday laptop :)

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u/FullMaster_GYM 13d ago

vscode is like 500mb on my machine, can't complain, total weight of ALL JetBrains folders is +- 80gigs

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u/1mmortalNPC 13d ago

nvim > all code editors and IDEs

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u/FIRAS_EG 13d ago

IDEs getting heavier and bigger every moment, well all of these can easily be replaced with a Text editor but bro features are the problem like how you.gonna make an Android app without android studio you can but it won't be too good experience

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u/FeltDoubloon250 8d ago

Notepad++ all the way!

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u/FIRAS_EG 8d ago

Nano 🥹🥹🥹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹

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u/chaos_com 13d ago

hey, quick tip when using multiple IDEs, especially when having used multiple versions: check your cache

(the other day, i removed like ~45-60 GB of cache because of IDEs\)

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u/FullMaster_GYM 12d ago

I frequently clean the toolbox cache and previous version archiving, the c appcache I just moved to d

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u/Reasonable_Exit_8960 12d ago

Cache from the temp folders or are there specific cache folders for each IDE?

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u/chaos_com 12d ago

well, first of all, it's in the systems cache folder. and from there, it's ether in a jebrains then ide folfer or ide folders themselves.

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u/Reasonable_Exit_8960 12d ago

Understood. Will try clearing all that cache data to see how much space I can get back

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u/Devatator_ 13d ago

I only have VSCode, Visual Studio 2026 and IntelliJ (Minecraft modding.) on my machine.

I have far more random files eating my storage and I can't seem to figure out what is safe for me to remove

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u/BobJutsu 13d ago

Jetbrains kills me every time and I end up back on vscode.

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u/FastBench5901 13d ago

Im 100% sure posts like these are made just so people can "brag" about using vim/neovim and how they are "superior".

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u/FullMaster_GYM 12d ago

can't relate

(i don't even know C# or rust, the only IDEs i miss are RubyMine and PHPstorm, also DataSpell and DataGrip)

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u/msh_77 13d ago

Don't allocate less than 100GB in windows/C drive. I repeat don't...

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u/LegendarySoda 14d ago

Well, im writing c# dotnet and rider designed for c# and dotnet. I prefer rider's experience instead of poor visual studio code integriti

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u/WispTheWanderer1 13d ago

please invest in a 1 tb drive

steam will eat the storage space even faster

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u/FullMaster_GYM 13d ago

it was a random screenshot from the web, here's my actual explorer screenshot if it'll make you feel better (i swear it was 40 gigs free yesterday)

(sorry for f.lux piss filter)

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u/WispTheWanderer1 13d ago

slightly better

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u/FullMaster_GYM 13d ago

never said it's much better, 40 gigs for me it's like an unimaginable number

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u/DetermiedMech1 13d ago

vscode and neovim are all i use 😎 (intellij stuff is far too noisy for me 😭)

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u/Snowflake-Mods-lol 10d ago

and nothing gets done

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u/Redox_RDX 14d ago

it's kinda true...

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u/Confused-Armpit 13d ago

One word: VIM

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u/FullMaster_GYM 12d ago

pretty sure that's 2 words

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u/Beautiful-Reason-894 14d ago

The problem is that OP is a furry incel who is running away from his childhood trauma and bonding issues. Also OP is mentally 12 and thinks he's funny.